What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

[Treffie]

I fucking couldn't care less the difficulties in comprehension or impressions caused by my ideas in you, whoever you are.

So cry me a river.

Yet you're always the first to complain if someone criticises Spain. You're just a big baby :p

[Don]

Yet you're always the first to complain if someone criticises Spain. You're just a big baby :p

That maternal instinct amuses me.

[Hess]

That maternal instinct amuses me.

Your ridiculous, Anti-European claims of Spanish supremacy amuse me. Go figure.

[Don]

Your ridiculous, Anti-European claims of Spanish supremacy amuse me. Go figure.

Your harmless and humble buzzing is just part of that amalgam of cacophonies. Background noise. Rarely is perceived or calls to attention and emotion in me. Insignificancy.

Never figure.

[Hess]

Your harmless and humble buzzing is just part of that amalgam of cacophonies. Background noise. Rarely is perceived or calls to attention and emotion in me. Insignificancy.

Never figure.

Instead of addressing what I said, resort to silly ad hominem attacks. Way to
represent your country :thumb001:

[Highball]

[QUOTE=Stegura;5897]
What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

England
Empire, and a government that doesn't work and food you can't eat

Ireland
Booze, and beautiful

Iceland
Cold blonds

Norway
Midnight Sun, North Sea and fish oil

Sweden
Blonds, alcoholics and boring socialism

Finland
Beat the crap out of Russia

Portugal
Brazil

Spain
Tilting windmills

France
Uncommitted pains in the a--

Denmark
Not a bad place to live, nude mermaid

Luxembourg
Too small

Belgium
Lace and not much else

Holland
Wooden shoes instead of a May West

Germany
Will the banks win the wars the army couldn't, and beer

Switzerland
Dirty Money and

Italy
The little engine that couldn't

Malta
Falcon

Poland
In the wrong place and always moving, sausage

Austria
Couldn't make it as Germany

Czech Republic
What will they be next?

Hungary
Goulash

Slovakia
They aren't sure either.

Slovenia
Kind of like Slovakia maybe?

Croatia
Like to kill and rape?

Bosnia and Herzergovina
Kind of like Croatia

Serbia
Kind of like Croatia

Montenegro
Hugo

Kosovo
Kind of like Croatia

Macedonia
Alexander

Greece
Lots of tarnish on nothing

Bulgaria
Wheat

Romania
Dracula and Olga Korbut

Estonia
Latvia and Lithuania

Latvia
Lithuania and Estonia

Lithuania
Estonia and Latvia

Belarus
Better Russians

Ukraine
Barren Bread Basket

Russia
Never trust one

[Zontog]

England - culture, tea, empire!

Ireland - dancing, parties, great spirit!

Iceland - Vikings, ice and fire!

Norway - Vikings!

Sweden - most beautiful women in the world!!!! Vikings! best looking men in the world!

Finland - cold weather, blond folks, laps and blond Mongoloids.

Portugal - soccer

Spain - soccer, zorro, guitars

France - art, love, beautiful cities!

Denmark - Vikings!

Luxembourg - small countries

Belgium - art

Holland - water

Germany - organization, precision, intelligence, brialiance, super-humans!

Switzerland - precision!

Italy - pizzas, swarthy folks, music

Malta - swarthy folks

Poland - a dirty stable with pigs and deformed donkeys. pig's ass!

Austria - central Europe

Czech Republic - stolen Germanic culture

Hungary - the Europeanized huns

Slovakia - mountains

Slovenia - not much...

Croatia - Dubrovnik

Bosnia and Herzergovina - ''white'' muslims

Serbia - Milosevic

Montenegro - black people in the mountains

Kosovo - albanians

Macedonia - Alexander the Great

Greece - philospohy, gyros, ancient grece

Bulgaria - ugly brown people

Romania - Dracula

Estonia - I don't know

Latvia - pretty non-Germanic women

Lithuania - same as above

Belarus - blond Slavs

Ukraine - blond Slavs, Cossack warriors

Russia - vodka, tatars, etc.

[Fra Baldracco]

Italy - pizzas, swarthy folks, music

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hey there you forgot MAFIA!:mad:

[Waidewut]

England – Queen Elizabeth I, one of the largest empires ever, tea , industrial revolution

Ireland – Latvian immigration destination, Guiness bear, Celtic culture

Iceland – Volcanos and geysers, really small population, economical problems

Norway – Richest country in Europe, fjords, mountains, Anders Behring-Breivik, Edvard Grieg

Sweden – Riga being the largest city in the Swedish empire, ferry going Riga-Stockholm everyday

Finland – the word „maukas”, which means tasty in Finnish, but prostitutes in Latvian, great hockey players.

Portugal – economical problems, was a huge and wealthy kingdom in the past.

Spain – Franco, Spanish civil war, was a huge and wealthy kingdom in the past.

France – Napoleon, great food, louis de funes

Denmark – huge pig farms in Latvia

Luxembourg – really smal country

Belgium – can’t elect a government for like 2 years

Holland – My schools organised Exchange to Nijmegen, legal weed, red light district

Germany – Germans enslaving Latvians for 700 years, Teutonic order, biggest european country by population, Angela Merkel

Switzerland – Watches, cheese, the Alps, banks, chocolate.

Italy – Berlusconi, Mussolini, pizza, pasta, the Renesance, da Vinci.

Malta – order of Malta

Poland – me being 12.5% Polish, religious and patriotic people

Austria – Doesn’t give a Soviet criminal, who did crimes against humanity to the Lithuanian people, back to Lithuania. Puppet of Russia

Czech Republic – Vaclav Havel, „spring in Prague”, great beer , great hockey players
Hungary - Gulaszh, Austro-Hungarian empire

Slovakia – The Tatra mountains, Juulius Šupler, „Tatranskij čaj”,

Slovenia – a decent ex-Yugoslav country

Croatia – Sea, many islands, doesn’t like Serbian people

Bosnia and Herzergovina – Muslims, war

Serbia – war, Radko Mladič, likes Russia

Montenegro – was part of Serbia a time ago

Kosovo – Albanians, muslims, war

Macedonia – conflict with Greece about its name

Greece – economic trouble, antique culture, their surnames are similar to Latvian and Lithuanian ones

Bulgaria – Slavic speaking non-slavs

Romania – Gipsies, Carpathian mountains, Transilvania

Estonia – wants to be Nordic, skype, success at IT-sphere

Latvia – my homeland

Lithuania – was a huge kingdom in the past, Balts, one of the most archaic languages in europe, they call Latvians „”horse heads”

Belarus – Lukashenka, Belarus tractors, shoes, „Bulybashi”

Ukraine – Borsch, gorilka, pork, really poor country

Russia -.occupied Latvia and doesn’t admit it, authoritarian country, alcoholism

[Zontog]

hey there you forgot MAFIA!:mad:

:rolleyes:

done

Italy - bada bing badda mob! the MOB!

[Jerry]

bumping this thread up with my stereotypical notes on countries

England = Football, fish and chips, London is a great city, chavs, breakfast the only decent cuisine around there, lot of the women are mingers, low class Brits getting wasted and terrorizing holiday spots,"no sex please" high class Brits, place where dialects and classes go together, great comedy, friendly people.

Ireland
Strange accent, immigration to America,heavy drinkers, beer, potatoes, similarity to Finnish mentality, beautiful landscapes, Roy Keane, St.Patrick's day and green color, Conan O'Brien, leprechauns.

Iceland
Geysirs, economic crisis, small country, 2 polar bears who swam there from north and got shot, some kind of arctic horses, beautiful nature, fish.

Norway
Fish, crazy prices, unfortunately the Utoya incident, most similar country to Finland in the world probably, oil money, cross country skiing, Lillehammer, Espen Knutsen, Ole Gunnar Soskjaer, Egil "Drillo" Olsen.

Sweden
Big brother of Finland, metrosexuals, snus, stunning women, many men kinda feminine, Finnish immigration, very much like Finland, some swedes think they are better than Finns for no reason, ice hockey rivalry - we win, invented floorball only to get beaten in it by us, does not fight wars, clearly better in football and makes me jealous, Zlatan, Volvo, Stockholm ferry terminal, Gamlastan, Fishing in Gotland

Finland
Best country in the world, great nature. I wish the people would open a bit more and not be as reserved, going to a better direction as we speak. But not too much change please, we still want to be Finns..

Portugal
CR7, diving oriented football, Figo, nice cities and nice people, Porto & Algarve which I've visited, Brazil, fado music, conquerors.

Spain
Wondeful city of Barcelona, tapas, football, nobody speaks English, Spanish exchange students in Helsinki (there's a lot!), Canary islands, Almodovar

France
Lived there: Grenoble, ESC, Alps, nice but hard language, wine,maghreb people, Zidane, lots of arrogant people, they don't know the difference between Sweden and Finland, Paris, Eiffel tower, great food, sexually liberated women

Denmark
Swedish spoken like you are throwing up, flat country, Bornholm, almost like Germany and not that similar anymore to Finland, Gus Hansen

Luxembourg
Villeroy-Boch, rich people, why is it a country?

Belgium
Women are not very goodlooking, EU, Manneken-pis, no national unity between Walloons and Flemish,Oostende,2 week French course I took there in 2002 and cute teacher Shirley

Holland
Tall people, weed, prostitution, wind mills, football, nice and friendly people, horrible sounding language, Jari Litmanen and Ajax, nice women

Germany
Football again, WWII, beer,the company I work for, nice people but amusingly "by-the-book" with not a lot of creativity, great cars - BMW, sympathetic towards Finns, Oktoberfest

Switzerland
Watches, chocolate, "neutral" in order to hide everybody's money and take interest incl. the nazis, many too proud and posh people (personal experience), many languages, skiing, lago di Lugano (I was there)

Italy
Beautiful country, great food, Ferrari, I like their football, North - South difference, beautiful language, Milan fashion, men live at their parents until 40, women are hot when young but turn into hairy ugly mamma's quite early, Sivio Berlusconi=corruption=mafia, many Guidos

Malta
beautiful island, poker, no idea really what it is like

Poland
heavy drinkers, hard workers, Lech Walesa, nice women, devout catholics, grey Warsaw (never been but it has an image of being dull and grey)

Austria
Beautiful Vienna, classical music, basically same as Germany pretty much?

Czech Republic
Ice hockey, Jagr and Hasek, many men have the mullet (at least in hockey) :D , beautiful women, beautiful Prague, cheap beer, a mix between germanic and slavic cultures

Hungary
language kinship, great city of Budapest, beautiful women

Slovakia
Same as Czech Rep. I assume but poorer

Slovenia
What kind of name is Ljubljana for a city? :D , heard it's a nice place with beautiful women, quite wealthy compared to its neigbours.

Croatia
Beautiful place for sailing, beautiful archipelago, beautiful tall women, Dubrovnik is wonderful, locals did not like tourists

Bosnia and Herzergovina
No idea, same as all Balkan i assume, muslims

Serbia
Wars and scary nationalists, beautiful tall women, no idea really how the place is

Montenegro
no idea really, but I think thaksin shinawatra has montenegro passport now too :D

Kosovo
Perparim Hetamaj and Shefki Kuqi - great players in Finnish football team, especially Shefki who is a legend and more Finnish than Finns theirselves - hardworker who only talks when necessary. Based on Shefki I have to assume Kosovo is a good place with great people. In general the Kosovo immigrants have represented their country positively.

Macedonia
No idea about mdoern day Macedonia - somekind of greek-serbian mix?

Greece
Great culture and amazing history, Ouzo, Zorbas, cheesy men hitting on tourist women, nice places to visit, economic crisis and not trustworthy

Bulgaria
Goodlooking women but also weightlifting hairy ugly-ass women, Sunny Beach -> big wealth gap; flashy Mercedes's and many people in povert

Romania
Dracula, lots of gypsies flooding to Europe, Ceausescu time, great football mastermind Hagi

Estonia
Little brothers, lots of Estonians in Finland, beautiful women, Russian minority, unfortunately they dislike Finns often, customer service non-existant (still a fossil from Soviet times)

Latvia
Ice hockey; Irbe, Riga, lots of crime in Riga, don't really know what's it like

Lithuania
No idea, somekind of baltic-polish mix I assume, basketball

Belarus
some kind of European North-Korea, no idea whatsoever

Ukraine
Big country by all metrics but very unknown to me, not sure what is the difference to Russians, I think they probably have hot women and ugly men (this is the case in many slavic countries)

Russia
WWII, vodka, communism, newly rich people with horrible taste in fashion, beautiful women but ugly-ass men (and often rich old man with young wife), St.Petersburg is a nice city, a country where nobody cares about others and everything which is shared can rot, prostitutes coming to Finland, macho culture, customer service is horrible if you don't buy something expensive, people are only nice when you get to know them first.

[rashka]

What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

England - ALLEYWAYS
Ireland - POTATO FAMINE
Iceland - ICE
Norway - JARLSBERG CHEESE
Sweden - SMORGASBORD
Finland - SAMIS
Portugal - BREAD BUNS
Spain - FLAMENCO
France - BAGUETTES
Denmark - DANISH BLUE CHEESE
Luxembourg -
Belgium - CHOCOLATES
Holland - CHEESE AND HEINEKEN
Germany - BEER AND SAUSAGES
Switzerland - SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS
Italy - TOMATO SAUCE
Malta - SMALL ISLAND IN THE MEDITERRANEAN
Poland - KIELBASA, FRUIT JAMS
Austria - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND APPLE STRUDEL
Czech Republic -
Hungary - HUN INVADERS AND GOULASH
Slovakia -
Slovenia -
Croatia -
Bosnia and Herzergovina
Serbia - BEAUTIFUL FOLKLOR MUSIC AND DANCE
Montenegro - SCARY MOUNTAINS
Kosovo - SAD PLACE TAKEN OVER BY STRANGERS
Macedonia -
Greece - OUZO
Bulgaria - KASHKAVAL SHEEP CHEESE
Romania - LATIN SPEAKERS WITH SLAVIC NAMES
Estonia
Latvia - LATKAS IN TAXI :lol:
Lithuania
Belarus -
Ukraine -
Russia - VODKA

[Tonsor]

England : Stonehenge, tower of london, hooligans, football, pubs and tea. People are either very polite or rude skunks.
Ireland : easter rising, IRA, wolfhounds, jolly people or crooks if they are in construction.
Iceland: bjørk, inbred folks, volcanoes, a respectable language unlike our own.
Norway: home sweet home, eh? I think not. People are on average a bunch of ignorant sheep's. If the politicians told them to jump of a cliff a lot would without question. The need of alcohol to function socially and hit on women. Nothing positive comes to mind.
Sweden: much like norway, but worse. And that's why I dont think too highly of them. Envy is stronger than their sexual drive. Wish you had oil like us, eh? Well you don't, stop feeling sorry for yourselves.
Finland: depressed alcoholics. Only people I can think of more miserable and socially retarded than scandos. Nokia comes to mind. And their funny language.
Portugal: Spain's little brother. Figo, eusebio,..and thats it. One of the few people on this planet i don't dislike. Seems like a nice country, especially the Algarve coastline.
Spain: taco, sombrero, dried fish, bull fights, too many tourists( in particular scandos and Brits and krauts, horrible). Panella yum yum.
France: wine, frogs, alpine hats, Eiffel tower and skinny chicks that don't shave..
enmark: cheap place to buy food and booze. The only sympathetic northerners,
Disgusting language though full of guttural sounds. Jolly people that appreciate life.Luxembourg: wealth. That's all.
Belgium: hercule poirot, both French and krauts tongue spoken.
Holland: windmills, Anne Frank, van Gogh, channels,wooden shoes, cool people and a inspiration in liberal policy. Or used to be. I heard they are turning conservative lately, nor good.
Germany: Hitler, the holocaust, Oktoberfest, sausages, industrial people
whom utterly lack humor and compassion. Part machine race with a fetish for rules.Switzerland: bank accounts and cheese.
Italy: crooks. Not just the mafia..
Malta: semi- Arabs. Hot chicks.
Poland: overrated workers, bandits, and annoying accent. Gave the expression " no problem" a new meaning. I want to commit murder each time hearing it. Alcoholics who love eating their filthy sausages that stinks all over the work place. Oh and lech walesa.
Austria: fritzl.
Czech Republic: sex shows and Prague.
Hungary: Budapest. Lots of gypos.
Slovakia: hostel movies.
Slovenia: same.
Croatia: hot chicks, beautiful coastline, ustasha.
Bosnia and Herzergovina: names like abdulahumerovic. Wonnabe orientals. Mostar. Ungrateful people.
Serbia: ethnic cleansing, bombings, self- pity. Hot chicks.
Montenegro: the negro part of their name, tourism potential.
Kosovo/ Albania: mafia, vengeance, backward, hostile and dangerous like most of Balkan.
Macedonia: a joke.
Greece: good friends. But with a strong tendency of becoming obnoxious and arrogant. Can be extremely rude towards tourists. Self- righteous beyond repair. Lovely food and women.
Bulgaria: bloody beach and a neighbour i hate with passion. Dont like them at all.
Romania: vlad tepes and lots of gypsies.
Estonia: cheap booze and chicks. That's all there is.
Latvia: same as Estonia.
Russia: Putin, vodka, serious people. Extremely rude.

[Queen B]

England - crappy tourists, queen, pounds and tea with milk
Ireland - beer, Jamie Dornan, readheads
Iceland - Cold
Norway - Fjords, Cold
Sweden - Malmo, Paparizou, beautiful women
Finland - Lapland
Portugal - Porto, Barozo
Spain - Beautiful language, bull fighting
France - Croissant, Aiffel
Denmark - Good looking people
Luxembourg - high quality of life
Belgium - no government
Holland - Tall people, capuccino,
Germany - snitchel, pretzel, Merkel, WW2, Munich
Switzerland - Chocolats.
Italy - Food. food. food. Okay, Venice, history and coffees.
Malta - Knights.
Poland - WW2.
Austria - Salzburg
Czech Republic - Checzoslovakia
Hungary - Budapest.
Slovakia - Checzoslovakia
Slovenia - waterfalls
Croatia - beautiful scenery
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Muslims
Serbia - Nato bombing. Basketball.
Montenegro - Crimes
Kosovo - Illegal state
Macedonia - Greece
Greece - hometown ♥
Bulgaria - Bankso, neighbors
Romania - Dracula
Estonia - Worst fashion sense in men
Latvia - Riga
Lithuania - Surname endings in -is, -as.
Belarus - Marina (a Belarusian woman I know)
Ukraine - fights with Russia
Russia - Spasiba, Stalin, St. Petersburg, prostitution, energy

[Vesuvian Sky]

England - Fog
Ireland - The color green and lots of booze
Iceland - Vikings
Norway - Vikings
Sweden - Vikings
Finland - Suomi!
Portugal - The ancient "port of the Guals"
Spain - FLAMENCO but also sangria
France - escargot and frog legs
Denmark - Vikings
Luxembourg - wealth
Belgium - CHOCOLATES and fruity beer
Holland - HEINEKEN and dikes (the flood protection structure not the other usage)
Germany - BEER AND SAUSAGES and sour kraut and dunkel brau
Switzerland - mountains, cheese, and chocolate (and yodeling)
Italy - Roman empire
Malta - Maltese falcons of course
Poland - KIELBASA, but also pierogi and Tyski (a good pilsner)
Austria - Mozart
Czech Republic - women
Hungary - horse archers
Slovakia - women
Slovenia - really tall women and mountains
Croatia - nice realestate
Bosnia and Herzergovina - conflict
Serbia - conflict
Montenegro - conflict
Kosovo - conflict
Macedonia - Ćevapi!
Greece - Attic vase
Bulgaria - the Bulgars
Romania - Dracula
Estonia - a Baltic state
Latvia - a Baltic state
Lithuania - a Baltic state
Belarus - Russia Jr.
Ukraine - babyshkas and PIE's (according to one theory)
Russia - Stalin!

[Catrau]

[QUOTE=Stegura;5897]
What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?


Portugal:Homeland of Henry the Navigator, a Mediterranean country that extended its influence first in Brazil and later in Asia.


I respect your opinion. I've read here very nasty comments on all Europeans, sometimes by other Europeans or Europeans wannabe like Georgians... your post is civilized and you know a great deal about Europe but please think that the Portuguese aren't that Mediterranean’s. Although they have Mediterranean influences for example in the cuisine and the latin language, we suffered a huge cultural and influence by the romans, in fact, it almost destroyed our cultural ancestry. In the far south the climate is almost Mediterranean but a quick look at averages show you that it is very different from Costa Blanca, the Adriatic or the Eagan. Most of the northern half falls into the maritime climate and central Portugal is a mix of both climates even if it's biodiversity is fully maritime (mainly pine tree forests). As a people we have, in average, less than 10% non central European genetic ancestry and about 97% of the Portuguese live in the northern half, this means we should not feel Mediterranean, we are known as being a majority West Meds and Atlanto-Meds. North African input varies from 3 to 10%, there is also a few points for sub-Saharan markers that came from slaves of the XVI century.
If you take a good look at the map you'll see that most of us live as far away from the Med as Paris or Berlin and the double of Munich. So I don't really understand that fixation on Mediterranean Portuguese. Maybe it's that CIA world fact book... there is nothing wrong about being Med, I profoundly admire the Med way and the Med history but we are clearly divided in two halves and the huge majority of us lives in the northern one.

[XtraXavier]

Poland - WW2.

Wtf, no Mordid?

[morski]

Bulgaria
Goodlooking women but also weightlifting hairy ugly-ass women, Sunny Beach -> big wealth gap; flashy Mercedes's and many people in povert


:rolleyes:
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[Peyrol]

England - crappy tourists, queen, pounds and tea with milk
Ireland - beer, Jamie Dornan, readheads
Iceland - Cold
Norway - Fjords, Cold
Sweden - Malmo, Paparizou, beautiful women
Finland - Lapland
Portugal - Porto, Barozo
Spain - Beautiful language, bull fighting
France - Croissant, Aiffel
Denmark - Good looking people
Luxembourg - high quality of life
Belgium - no government
Holland - Tall people, capuccino,
Germany - snitchel, pretzel, Merkel, WW2, Munich
Switzerland - Chocolats.
Italy - Food. food. food. Okay, Venice, history and coffees.
Malta - Knights.
Poland - WW2.
Austria - Salzburg
Czech Republic - Checzoslovakia
Hungary - Budapest.
Slovakia - Checzoslovakia
Slovenia - waterfalls
Croatia - beautiful scenery
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Muslims
Serbia - Nato bombing. Basketball.
Montenegro - Crimes
Kosovo - Illegal state
Macedonia - Greece
Greece - hometown ♥
Bulgaria - Bankso, neighbors
Romania - Dracula
Estonia - Worst fashion sense in men
Latvia - Riga
Lithuania - Surname endings in -is, -as.
Belarus - Marina (a Belarusian woman I know)
Ukraine - fights with Russia
Russia - Spasiba, Stalin, St. Petersburg, prostitution, energy

It's amazing see that ionic islanders think about Venice, when the name "Italy" appears :D

A lot of former "Serenissima" republican influences in the past centuries, i think.

[Archduke]

England - Stormy and grey landscapes.

Ireland - Unique country with unique people

Iceland - Small island with a lot of volcanoes

Norway - nothing

Sweden - Beautiful girls.

Finland - We are probably very distant relatives.

Portugal - Swarthy people.

Spain - Gypsy dances and football.

France - Eiffel tower.

Denmark - nothing

Luxembourg - One of the smallest countries in Europe.

Belgium - dralos lives there. :D

Holland - Cannabis

Germany - Our allies. Lidl market.

Switzerland - Very rich country.

Italy - Pizza, spagetti...

Malta - nothing

Poland - Slavic brothers, many of them come for a holiday here.

Austria - Little Germany

Czech Republic - I have relatives there.

Hungary - Distant relatives.

Slovakia - Should be part of Hungary.

Slovenia - Very hardworking and beautiful people.

Croatia - My ancestors probably come from there. Very beautiful landscapes, Ustashe.

Bosnia and Herzergovina - Nice Ottoman architecture

Serbia - One of the biggest enemies of Bulgaria. Turbo-folk.

Montenegro - Serbs in denial.

Kosovo - Nice people, should unite with Albania.

Macedonia - Little Bulgaria.

Greece - Taztziki and feta.

Bulgaria - BEST COUNTRY IN EUROPEEE !!!

Romania - We are the same people with them genetically.

Estonia - Distant relatives.

Latvia - Beautiful women.

Lithuania - Beautiful women.

Belarus - Little Russia.

Ukraine - We look similar to them.

Russia - Bratushki.

[Queen B]

Wtf, no Mordid?

I can't think of Mordid. I only feel. :heartbea::heartbea::heartbea::heartbea:

[Xenomorph]

England: Big Ben
Ireland: Green
Iceland: Ice
Norway: Vikings, black metal
Sweden: Blondes, black metal
Finland: Nightwish
Portugal: Brazil
Spain: Sensuality
France: Paris
Denmark: Vikings, Linda Hamilton (somewhat odd story, that)
Luxembourg: Girl I met on the subway
Belgium: Chocolate
Holland: Cloggers and weed
Germany: Beer
Switzerland: Money
Italy: Venice
Malta: Middle East
Poland: Not sure
Austria: Conservatism
Czech Republic: Czechoslovakia
Hungary: Food
Slovakia: Czechoslovakia
Slovenia: Nothing
Croatia: War and poverty
Bosnia and Herzergovina: War and poverty
Serbia: War and poverty
Montenegro: A black mountain
Kosovo: War and poverty
Macedonia: Alexander the Great
Greece: Beaches
Bulgaria: Poverty
Romania: Dracula
Estonia: Nothing
Latvia: Doctor Doom
Lithuania: Poland
Belarus: Nothing
Ukraine: Cold
Russia: Bears and cold

[Twitch]

England - Always cloudy and windy, Churchill hated us, enemies in both WW.

Ireland - Very loud and fun-loving people, they hate Brits, therefore I like them.

Iceland - So far away but such a cool country.

Norway, Sweden - Vikings, metal, they think we're all gypsies.

Finland - Metal, Nokia, vodka, they think we're all gypsies.

Portugal, Spain - Hot-blooded and addicted to football people.

France - Cheese, fashion and tiny moustaches, enemies in both WW.

Denmark - Vikings, King Diamond, they think we're all gypsies.

Luxembourg - Money.

Belgium - EU sits there.

Holland - Legal weed, orange colours, they think we're all gypsies.

Germany, Austria - Hard-working and very precise people, I like them a lot.

Switzerland - Alps, banks, chocolate and cheese.

Italy - Hot-blooded warm people, good cooks.

Malta - Semitic Christians.

Poland - Hot women, very nationalistic people.

Czech Republic, Slovenia - Eastern Euros with Western mentality.

Hungary - Allies in both WW, cool language.

Slovakia - Czech's little brothers, still Eastern though.

Croatia - Bratska Hrvatska, too bad they support separate Macedonian ethnicity.

Bosnia and Herzegovina - Muslim Slavs, disgrace to our kind.

Serbia - The middle brother of our family, stabbed us in the back, hot women.

Montenegro - They support Serbs.

Kosovo - Albanians, hot women.

Macedonia - My favourite people, no matter if they love or hate us, we are one kind.

Greece - Materialistic but warm, with big self-confidence, good merchants.

Bulgaria - Motherland.

Romania - Dracula, hot women, have problems with gypsies like us.

Estonia - Metsatoll.

Latvia - Northernmost members of our Balto-Slavic family.

Lithuania - People who cry when their national basketball team loses.

Belarus - Russia's satellite.

Ukraine - Hot women with bad reputation.

Russia - The oldest brother of our family, stabbed us in the back, hot women with bad reputation, cold weather.

[northspaniard]

I'm hallucining, help!! Flamenco? Why not bagpipes? If flamenco is typical from ANDALUCIA, not the rest, bagpipes are typical from Galicia and Asturias.
Bullfights? BullSHIT, who cares?
Hot-blooded? Come to Galicia or the Basque Country, yeah very hot blooded :D
Taco? What's this? A mexican food?... Go fuck!

The only real clichés I've read are: "crazy for football", it's very true, and "nobody speaks english", unfortunately this has been true until some years ago, it was the worst feature of spanish education, and I myself am a victim.

Come to Spain and get a walk around it!!

[XtraXavier]

I can't think of Mordid. I only feel. :heartbea::heartbea::heartbea::heartbea:
:heartbea: :heartbea: :heartbea: :heartbea:
:heartbea: :heartbea: :heartbea: :heartbea:

[Peyrol]

I'm hallucining, help!! Flamenco? Why not bagpipes? If flamenco is typical from ANDALUCIA, not the rest, bagpipes are typical from Galicia and Asturias.
Bullfights? BullSHIT, who cares?
Hot-blooded? Come to Galicia or the Basque Country, yeah very hot blooded :D
Taco? What's this? A mexican food?... Go fuck!

The only real clichés I've read are: "crazy for football", it's very true, and "nobody speaks english", unfortunately this has been true until some years ago, it was the worst feature of spanish education, and I myself am a victim.

Come to Spain and get a walk around it!!

That's the same about us...Piemont or Lombardy or Venice are "Italy", but mafia, mandolino, pizza or sun haven't nothing to do with us.

Just the stereotype as whole statal entity and not by single cultures/ethnic groups.

It like saying that Pere II el Grande de Catalunya was a cantabrian king...

[Kazuma]

England: tea, queen and hooligans

Ireland: pub and green landscape

Iceland: volcanoes and vikings

Norway. black metal and vikings

Sweden : blonde girls and ikea

Finland: lake, snow and shamans

Portugal: saudade and moonspell

Spain: paella and football

France: eiffel tower, Provence and cousins

Denmark: Lego, Carlsberg and Little Mermaid

Luxembourg: richness

Belgium: European Union

Holland: mill and clogs

Germany: discipline

Switzerland: accuracy and cuckoo clocks

Italy: ancient romans, culture and political corruption

Malta: Knights hospitaller

Poland: pope

Austria: mountains,hitler and austro hungarian empire

Czech Republic: Pavel nedved

Hungary: balaton, gulyas and austro hungarian empire

Slovakia: toth

Slovenia: poshy yugoslavs

Croatia: holidays

Bosnia and Herzergovina: war :(

Serbia: tall people

Montenegro: other tall people

Kosovo: albanians

Macedonia: alexander (ok he was greek I know)

Greece: parthenon and philosophy

Bulgaria: black sea

Romania: transilvanian debate

Estonia: little finland

Latvia: beautiful women

Lithuania: beautiful women

Belarus: cousins of russia

Ukraine: wives of a lot of italians

Russia: siberia and vodka

[Queen B]

Its not what should be associated with each country, but what comes to your mind when you think about this country.
That doesn't necesserely mean that is correct, or the best match.

[Tabiti]

England - London, gentlemen with top-hats, monarchy, clouds and rain.

Ireland - green, leprechauns, alcohol, fun.

Iceland - geysers.

Norway - Black Metal, drakkars.

Sweden - Death Metal, monarchy.

Finland - Vodka, raindeers, lakes, crazy metal bands.

Portugal - sailors.

Spain - bulls, flamenko.

France - snobbery, food, fashion.

Denmark - Hamlet, pork, Andersen.

Luxembourg - lucky people.

Belgium - Wallonia and Flanders.

Holland - Cheese, windmills, painters, fields.

Germany - industry, discipline

Austria - Wien, Mozart, culture.

Switzerland - Alps, cows, cheese and banks.

Italy - culture, history, cuisine.

Malta - sailboats.

Poland - cheap and quality products, Polish people, Black Metal.

Czech Republic - Prague, castles, culture.

Slovenia - Alps, peace.

Hungary - "cousins" with weird language.

Slovakia - Czech's little brothers

Croatia - Adriatic, proud people.

Bosnia and Herzegovina - interesting people with interesting but sad history.

Serbia - Hardcore Balkanians.

Montenegro - Don't know what's their case, really...

Kosovo - Second Albania.

Macedonia - Wanna be aliens.

Greece - heat, olives, mythology.

Romania - There's something weird out there...

Estonia - Estonian cheese, Finnic people.

Latvia - Baltic

Lithuania - Baltic

Belarus - marshland, forests.

Ukraine - great folk music, costumes.

Russia - The Big Brother, in negative aspect

[Twitch]

Its not what should be associated with each country, but what comes to your mind when you think about this country.
That doesn't necesserely mean that is correct, or the best match.

When I hear "Greece" I imagine you in bikini, but since we aren't allowed to post other members pictures without permission, I decided to write what I think of Greece :p

[Catrau]

:rolleyes:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/GINIretouchedcolors.png

Hey Morski, look at the source please: CIA world fact book. That source worths nothing.:cool:

We shouldn't care much about an index that compares equally the USA with Mozambique.

[Catrau]

Its not what should be associated with each country, but what comes to your mind when you think about this country.
That doesn't necesserely mean that is correct, or the best match.

I agree with you but then, for some people, if this is what comes to their minds about other Europeans, it's because, for sure, they are too un-educated and un-polite. If I don't know much about someone else culture, looks and way of life, I prefer to shut up instead of vomit offensive mental gonorrhea.

[morski]

Hey Morski, look at the source please: CIA world fact book. That source worths nothing.:cool:

We shouldn't care much about an index that compares equally the USA with Mozambique.

That's about wealth inequality.

[Twitch]

In Bulgaria there is no wealth inequality cause we're all poor :D

Sad but true.

[Pecheneg]

England - fat tourists with pink sunburn.
Ireland - gingers
Iceland - Björk, Eyjafjallajökull (i thought it was some kind of laughter typing)
Norway - Neutrogena cream & Norwegian Fishermen
Sweden - Demirbaş Şarl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_XII_of_Sweden) aka Charles XII
Finland - Nokia, Sauna
Portugal - Christiano ronaldo, people get mad when you call them "moor"
Spain - fiesta, matadors, fc barcelona, xavi, puyol, iniesta, flamenco
France - blames the Turks for genocide, swims in the blood of africans.
Denmark - has an island nearly thousand times size of denmark
Luxembourg - boooring.
Belgium - french-flemish hybrid
Holland - windmills, van gogh, gays, drugs, pierre van hooijdonk, heineken
Germany - bmw, audi, bundesliga, ageing population
Switzerland - heidi, heidi's grandpa, alp mountains, purple cows, milka, banks
Italy - barotelli (from now on), don corleone, al pacino, pizza, lasciate mi cantare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlOO-EkdTCM)
Malta - maltafalzon
Poland - erasmus exchange students
Austria - Josef Fritzl (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7371959.stm)
Czech Republic - atheists
Hungary - uralic island in indo-european sea
Slovakia - hostel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostel_(2005_film)) movies
Slovenia - mixture of alps, pannonia, meditterenean
Croatia - King's Landing (http://carriev.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/kings-landing-er-dubrovnik/) / dubrovnik,
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Mostar bridge, Aliya Izetbegovic
Serbia - goran bregovic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNlAnUXsf0Y), srebrenica
Montenegro - i haven't met any of them yet.
Kosovo - little sneaky bitch of balkan peninsula, to hell with them.
Macedonia - unfortunately, may become 2.kosovo
Greece - Athillas Thasos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gON3RfPd4ks&feature=related), beggars, lazy people, birthplace of homosexuality
Bulgaria - an anti-Turk, slavic speaking country named by Turkic Bulgars, plus unlimited stock of gypsies
Romania - george hagi, lucescu,
Estonia - white-black-blue
Latvia - hmm..pagans???
Lithuania - basketball, teutonic campaigns
Belarus - ?? russians??
Ukraine - chernobyl explosion, Aqmescit, Crimean peninsula - homeland of my mother's side, Giray Dynasty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giray_dynasty)...
Russia - Vodka, marshes, fringe hairstyle

[Peyrol]

^

Barcelona, Xavi and Puyol "Spain"....argh! Count Arnau will go mad :eek: :D

[Comte Arnau]

^

Barcelona, Xavi and Puyol "Spain"....argh! Count Arnau will go mad :eek: :D

It's very :picard2: indeed, but I'm used to that. When you see Barcelona playing summer games in New York and Hispanic fans there waving Spanish flags, you've seen it all already. :D

This will change soon though. ;)

[Peyrol]

It's very :picard2: indeed, but I'm used to that. When you see Barcelona playing summer games in New York and Hispanic fans there waving Spanish flags, you've seen it all already. :D

This will change soon though. ;)

At least they've to wave the Andalusian flag...80% of their Conquistadores ancestors were andalusians. :cool:

This is what i hope...i want to hear Els Segadors with Il Canto degli Italiani in a future football match. :cool:

[Comte Arnau]

At least they've to wave the Andalusian flag...80% of their Conquistadores ancestors were andalusians. :cool:

This is what i hope...i want to hear Els Segadors with Il Canto degli Italiani in a future football match. :cool:

Well, only that the Andalusian flag is a very recent invention, I can't picture the Conquistadors with it. :D

Andalusia itself is New Castile. Conquistadors to America wore, among others, the flag of Castile and Leon.

I hope to hear the Segadors soon in an official Catalonia vs Italy football match. ;)

[Rastko]

England -UGLY INBREEDS, SLUTTY WOMEN
Ireland- IRA, CATHOLIC BROTHERS
Iceland- UP THERE
Norway-SAME
Sweden- BLONDE LIBERAL FAGS,HOT CHICKS
Finland- LAPONIA
Portugal- SWARTHY ,C RONALDO
Spain- GITANOS,BARCELONA,SHORT PEOPLE
France- RUDE SHORT PEOPLE
Denmark- UP THERE
Luxembourg- ?
Belgium- BRUSSELS
Holland- AMSTERDAMNN
Germany- GREAT COUNTRY BUT TOO MANY TURKS
Switzerland- FEDERER
Italy- SHORT PEOPLE,ROME,FOOTBALL,LANGUAGE
Malta- ISLAND
Poland- WHITE CROATIA, POPE IOHANNUS PAULUS 2, CATHOLIC BROTHERS
Austria- GREAT COUNTRY,WINTER VACATION
Czech Republic- CLUMSY TOURISTS
Hungary- FUNNY LANGUAGE,FIRST SEX
Slovakia- RASTISLAV,MORAVIA
Slovenia- UPTIGHT NEIGHBOURS,OVERRUN BY BOSNIANS
Croatia- BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY,FUCKED UP SOCIETY
Bosnia and Herzergovina- ONLY CROATIAN PARTS ARE OKAY
Serbia- TURBO FOLK,SLUTTY WOMEN,MOBSTERS,WAR CRIMINALS
Montenegro- SAME
Kosovo- MIDGETS THAT MAKE ME BUREK AND ICE CREAM
Macedonia- GOOD PEOPLE,TOO OBSESSED WITH TITO AND COMMUNISM
Greece- LAZY CHAUVINISTS
Bulgaria- WOG SLAVS
Romania- TRANSYLVANIA,GYPSIES
Estonia- UP THERE
Latvia- ALSO
Lithuania- BASKETBALL,SABONIS
Belarus- LUKASENKO,HLEB
Ukraine- HOT GIRLS, SHEVCHENKO
Russia- GREAT COUNTRY,COOL ANTHEM,SKINHEADS,PUTIN,HOT CHICKS UGLY GUYS

[Aura]

hughh Turkey!!

[Jebivjetar]

England - Anglos...
Ireland - Sheep, beer and IRA
Iceland - A giant ass volcano
Norway - FUCK YOU FUNCOM!!!
Sweden - Igloos, moose herding, Bjorks, Piratebay and Sofia Jannok
Finland - Nokia people
Portugal - LOL?
Spain - Catholic Moors
France - New Somalia
Denmark - Sjeverna Njemačka?
Luxembourg - Lol wut?
Belgium - Srsly wut?
Holland - This disappoints TB...
Germany - Njemci :mad::mad::mad:
Switzerland - The neutral assholes
Italy - I like the pasta people :)
Malta - maltafalzon
Poland - Prelja :heartbea::heartbea::heartbea::heartbea:
Austria - Birthplace of Adolf Hitler and Leliana
Czech Republic - Slavers :)
Hungary - Hun assholes we never forgot Vrhbosna!!!
Slovakia - Slovenia?
Slovenia - Slovenia :thumb001:
Croatia - Saltskinned assholes.
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Assholes
Serbia - More assholes
Montenegro - Swarthy rejects of Albanian master race
Kosovo - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Macedonia - Alexander the Macedonian
Greece - Orthodox Turks with no fiscal management skills and birthplace of an asshole which has a special place in my heart.
Bulgaria - Place for Makos to get their EU passports
Romania - Romanul and Zooc :D
Estonia - One day we will be together Talvi
Latvia - Or is Talvi from here?
Lithuania - Or here?
Belarus - Purest Slavs
Ukraine - Awesome people :D
Russia - Vodka, Boris Yeltsin and Siberyak

[Transmontano]

What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

England
Ireland
Iceland
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Portugal
Spain
France
Denmark
Luxembourg
Belgium
Holland
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
Malta
Poland
Austria
Czech Republic
Hungary
Slovakia
Slovenia
Croatia
Bosnia and Herzergovina
Serbia
Montenegro
Kosovo
Macedonia
Greece
Bulgaria
Romania
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Belarus
Ukraine
Russia


Buncha pricks like the rest of the planet. Humans should all die horrible deaths. I'll go first as long you are all forced to follow.

[Albion]

England - Anglos...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png?1322693145

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :D

[Peyrol]

I quote myself of the last year:


England: Self-Control, Colonial empire, Richard the Lionheart
Ireland: Pipes, Leprechauns, good beer
Iceland:Endless night, Vikings, Great landscapes
Norway:Vikings, Olaf Tyrgvasson, Vidkun Quisling
Sweden:Beautiful girls, wellfare, Gustav Vasa
Finland:Elias Lonrot, Kalevala, Artic Girdle
Portugal: Reconquista, Colonial Empire, Mourinho
Spain: Colonial empire, Coquistadores, Falange, Francisco Franco
France:Great medieval monarchy, Bonapartism, Philippe Petain
Denmark:Nice peoples, good beer, small territory
Luxembourg:great duchy ruled by a italian dynasty, the Borbone-Parma
Belgium:half Netherland, half France :laugh:
Holland:voortrekkers, tulipanes, great landscapes
Germany:great workers, great history, Preussen
Switzerland:1/3 france, 1/3 germany, 1/3 italy :laugh:
Italy:....
Malta: southern Sicily :laugh:
Poland: i need a visit
Austria: Italian Independence Wars, Kaiser Franz, but...nice people.
Czech Republic: i need a visit
Hungary: Commodore Horty, Budapest Revolt and...Brigitta Bulgari :D
Slovakia:i need a visit
Slovenia: pacific neighbours
Croatia:nice people, great landscapes but i can't forget the foibe massacre..
Bosnia and Herzergovina: 1/2 serbia, 1/2 croazia :laugh:
Serbia: Stephan Dusan, Karageorgevic, Ivan Bogdanov
Montenegro:Queen Elena of Italy borns here
Kosovo:...
Macedonia: why this name for a slavic country????
Greece: our cousin, great isles and landscapes, millenary history
Bulgaria: i need a visit
Romania: our demoghraphic replacers, if the current immigration continues
Estonia: Proud ugro finnians, small territory, small population, a deep hate for russia
Latvia:i need a visit
Lithuania:i need a visit
Belarus:Lukashenko
Ukraine:i need a visit
Russia:Great empire, Romanov, best friends of Berlusconi :laugh:

Plus:

San Marino: Paradise, no taxes, pure emilian-romagnan people
Albania: Gjorgji Skandeberg, Arbereshe, Enver Hoxha
Vaticano: Secrets, Money, Art
Andorra: Pure catalans, Pyrenees, Cheese
Monaco/Montecarlo: liguro-occitan people, Maison Grimaldi, opulence
Liechtenstein: Holy Roman Empire, Alpes, Edelweiss

[Jebivjetar]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png?1322693145

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :D

You know what you did...

[dralos]

vanguard you nailed it with the montenegrins plus one bro

[Comte Arnau]

Andorra: Pure catalans, Pyrenees, Cheese

60 years ago, maybe. :(

[Malta1066Falzon]

Malta: Middle East


careful, pal, we got weapons of mass destruction and are always ready to hit you infidels.

'LLAAAAAH WAKBAR

[Peyrol]

60 years ago, maybe. :(

There are non euros also in Andorra?

[Jebivjetar]

He's long gone now anyway.

Sorry doesn't make up for dull nights of spooning, talking about emotions with mildly interesting 6/10 girl and pretending to be interested Anglo... :mad:

[Albion]

Sorry doesn't make up for dull nights of spooning, talking about emotions with mildly interesting 6/10 girl and pretending to be interested Anglo... :mad:

Never forget, never forgive eh? ;)

[Jebivjetar]

Never forget, never forgive eh? ;)

Exactly...

[Comte Arnau]

There are non euros also in Andorra?

Well, it's true that most non-Catalan Andorrans are mainly Western Euros (many are from Portugal), but sure there are. I know an Algerian-Andorran, at least.

[Aramis]

I'm a "Yugo". Here's a non-resentful comment to all of you haters out there :D

England - Science, good music, humour and wit, imperialism
Ireland - Beer, identity, persistence
Iceland - Ice, the Althing
Norway - Fjords, Fish and black metal. Harald Eia.
Sweden - Once favorit country, now liberal shithole
Finland - PERKELE!
Portugal - Emanuel, see expeditions
Spain - Beautiful women, stubborn and proud people, impressive architecture
France - Beautiful women as well, cuisine, Napoleon
Denmark - laid back Scandinavians, cool dudes, Christiania
Luxembourg - German? French?
Belgium - Grat beer and fites
Holland - Germans :D
Germany - Demigods as far as I am concerned. Favorit nation.
Switzerland - Money
Italy - Renaissance, cities, architecture, food
Malta - Italy
Poland - Sausages, cool people, pride
Austria - Same as Germany
Czech Republic - Beer and Prague
Hungary - Balkanic by nature, western by choice
Slovakia - Great people
Slovenia - Too many impressions, but overly possitive
Croatia - Yes
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Yes
Serbia - Why not
Montenegro - Why...
Kosovo - Kosovo i Metohija
Macedonia - Friends.
Greece - Cradle of European identity and culture
Bulgaria - Proxi Yugos
Romania - Tradition, home to some of my ancestors
Estonia - No... idea. Karl?
Latvia - Nationalists.
Lithuania - First sex.
Belarus - Interesting.
Ukraine - Russia
Russia - Mother

[safinator]

I'm a "Yugo". Here's a non-resentful comment to all of you haters out there :D

England - Science, good music, humour and wit, imperialism
Ireland - Beer, identity, persistence
Iceland - Ice, the Althing
Norway - Fjords, Fish and black metal. Harald Eia.
Sweden - Once favorit country, now liberal shithole
Finland - PERKELE!
Portugal - Emanuel, see expeditions
Spain - Beautiful women, stubborn and proud people, impressive architecture
France - Beautiful women as well, cuisine, Napoleon
Denmark - laid back Scandinavians, cool dudes, Christiania
Luxembourg - German? French?
Belgium - Grat beer and fites
Holland - Germans :D
Germany - Demigods as far as I am concerned. Favorit nation.
Switzerland - Money
Italy - Renaissance, cities, architecture, food
Malta - Italy
Poland - Sausages, cool people, pride
Austria - Same as Germany
Czech Republic - Beer and Prague
Hungary - Balkanic by nature, western by choice
Slovakia - Great people
Slovenia - Too many impressions, but overly possitive
Croatia - Yes
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Yes
Serbia - Why not
Montenegro - Why...
Kosovo - Kosovo i Metohija
Macedonia - Friends.
Greece - Cradle of European identity and culture
Bulgaria - Proxi Yugos
Romania - Tradition, home to some of my ancestors
Estonia - No... idea. Karl?
Latvia - Nationalists.
Lithuania - First sex.
Belarus - Interesting.
Ukraine - Russia
Russia - Mother

:rotfl:

[Vojnik]

England cricket, queen Elizabeth, colonizers.
Ireland beer, pubs, Gaelic football.
Iceland cold.
Norway hot chicks.
Sweden hot chicks.
Finland hot chicks.
Portugal Cristiano Ronaldo, Football.
Spain Football, Madrid, beach.
Albania Mafia.
France Eiffel tower, Croissant, wine.
Holland red light district, weed.
Germany Hitler, Lukas Podolski, hamburgers, beer, BMW.
Switzerland Roger Federer.
Italy The Pope, Colosseum, Italian Mafia, Football, Lucio Pavaroti.
Poland Mordid.
Austria Mozart.
Slovenia Slavicized Germans.
Croatia Adriatic coast, Dubrovnik, Ustasa.
Bosnia and Herzergovina War.
Serbia Hooligans, Turbo Folk.
Montenegro holiday destination, Serbs.
Kosovo Drug trafficing, human trafficing, war, Albanian Mafia.
Macedonia Motherland.
Greece Arrogant, bankrupt, Acropolis, Mykanos.
Bulgaria Macedonia's big brother, Black sea.
Romania Full of Gypsies.
Ukraine Crime, prostetution.
Russia big country, Vladimir Putin, soviet union.

[northspaniard]

Some retard called us "Catholic moors"....

:rotfl:

:bowlol:

[Ushtari]

England: Green street hooligan
Ireland Red
Iceland Johanna
Norway Long lost Swedes
Sweden Father of Scandinavia
Finland Trolls
Portugal Orange(teh one you eat)
Spain Tv-shows about love
France Zidane
Holland Weed
Germany Hitler
Switzerland Rich people
Italy Mafia
Poland Square heads
Austria Tunnels
Slovenia Entrance to Mordor
Croatia Dubrovnik
Bosnia and Herzergovina Zlatan
Serbia Zastava
Montenegro Negroes
Kosovo Party, hot girls
Macedonia Descendants of Alexander teh great (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png)
Greece Hair
Bulgaria Hot girls
Romania Hot girls and good music
Ukraine Radiation
Russia Vodka

[northspaniard]

Go to hell, muslim shit...

[Absinthe]

Do you see any smileys in my post motherfucker?


DO YOU SEE THEM!?!?!
What kind of attitude is this? :mad: Who do you think you are, throwing personal insults out of the blue whenever you like? I am reporting your post...

[Loki]

Do you see any smileys in my post motherfucker?


DO YOU SEE THEM!?!?!

Show some respect ...

[Catrau]

England – Beautiful countryside, monuments, history, the oldest alliance, Rock n’Roll
Ireland – Green pastures, the Azores, Guiness, drinking weekend, easyjet
Iceland – Cold, thermal lakes, volcanoes
Norway – Base jumps, right wingers, suicide rates, winter sports
Sweden – Gotebörg, central Portugal forests, nice people, Bohus Fästning, Haga
Finland – Right wing nerd politicians, intolerants toward other Europeans especially southerners, the phones I used before-Nokia
Portugal – The best Climate, food and wines; very beautiful landscapes, incredible history, depressed people (lately)
Spain - Beautiful women, football, Galicia, very nice people, PhD
France – Peninsular War, Normandy, Eurodisney, best cheese
Denmark – Beautiful women, very polite people, the best social welfare
Luxembourg – Little Portugal, Banks, Offshores
Belgium – Divided country, sexshops, Flemish language
Holland – The cleanest country, Afsluitdijk, the nicest foreigners in Portugal
Germany – Incredibly well rebuilt downtowns, rise from the ashes, best drivers
Switzerland – white cross flag, Alps, tunnels, loundry money safes
Italy - North and south, expressive talkers, Pizza, Coliseum, Romans
Poland – Baltic, Solidarinosk
Austria – Celtic homeland, Niki Lauda, Alps, Classic Music, New Year day concert.
Czech Republic – Beer, amazing weekend nightlife, nice women, Skoda
Hungary – Maria the music teacher, Danube.
Slovakia – Maria my colleague’s wife,
Slovenia – Beautiful country, Chemistry conference.
Croatia – My friend Franz Dubravko, Suker.
Bosnia and Herzergovina – War, The Serajevo Siege
Serbia – NATO bombings, war
Montenegro – New country
Kosovo – Serbian birthplace
Macedonia - UÇK
Greece – Democracy, Zakynthos, kings at love and at war
Bulgaria – My friend Miroslava Hristova; ov and ova names
Romania – Ceausescu, Univesitatea Craiova, count Dracula
Estonia – Can’t really distinguish from Latvia and Lithuania
Latvia - Can’t really distinguish from Estonia and Lithuania
Lithuania - Can’t really distinguish from Latvia and Estonia
Belarus – Past tense politics, political oppression,
Ukraine – Huge community in Portugal, hard work and intelligent people for migrants.
Russia – The great wilderness, time zones, nuclear graveyards, strange millionaires.

[Hevo]

England: Nice football, London/Greenwich, Stone edge, slutty girls, paki's/indian immigrants

Ireland: Beautiful country, Best football fans in the world, happy drunks, Irish music.

Iceland: Beautiful land scape, hard language, Volcanos.

Norway: Skyrim, Fjords, vikings, nice and friendly people.

Sweden: Hot blond girls, IKEA, Woods, nice people.

Finland: Nokia, woods, lakes, the dudesons in america, Blondish people.

Portugal: FC porto, beautiful landscape, Tourism, Are very friendly towards foreigners, Jose mourinho, Ronaldo, Fish, beaches.

Spain: Best football country, Proud but good people, Nice food, beaches, Racism, Catalonia. they won against the netherlands .

France:Very diverse landscapes and beautiful country. People are arrogant and very intolerant against foreigners, many immigrants, Mona Lisa, Croissants, Good food,Eiffel Tower

Denmark:Social and good people.

Luxembourg:Little germany with a strange dialect. Part of BENELUX.

Belgium: Neighbours, Divided country, Waffles, Flemish fries, relatives, Part of BENELUX, Ardens, Belgian beer.

Holland: Legal weed.:D

Germany: Big brother, occupied the netherlands in WWII, Beer, Football enemies, Beautiful landscape.

Switzerland: Mountains, big lakes, banks, rich people.

Italy: Pizza, Spaghetti, best food in the world, the pope, vatican, Nicollo, niccolo machiavelli, Marco polo, Venezia, nice girls, Romans.

Malta: Not really.

Poland: Family, Hooligans, Hard working people, Beautiful girls.

Austria: Wintersports, very nice and warmy people, mountains, beautiful countryside, Redbull.

Czech Republic: Good Beer, Nice and developed country.

Hungary: Hard language, good and friendly people, John Hunyadi.

Slovakia: No.

Slovenia: Beautiful landscape.

Croatia: Really beautiful beaches. Hooligans. A bit intolerant against foreigners.

Bosnia and Herzergovina: War, Divided country, Beautiful landscape, muslims, republika srpska.

Serbia: Underrated and nice people, hooligans.

Montenegro: Beaches, tall people.

Kosovo: Uhm... Serbian province, UCK, criminals.

Macedonia: Dispute about the name ''Macedonia'', UCK, war.

Greece: Beautiful country, spartans, Greek history, economic crisis.

Bulgaria: Problems with gypsies, mafia, good people.

Romania: Vlad the impaler, Dracula. Also problems with gypsies.

Estonia: Robert M, good people.

Latvia: They look like russians.

Lithuania: Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, basketball.

Belarus: Little Russia

Ukraine: Hooligans, Nice girls.

Russia: Vodka, AK 47, huge forests, drunk people, hooligans.

[Aura]

This is my list for countries that I found interesting for me

England:Great Imperialists, Charles Darwin, parlamentarism, too proud. colonizations

Ireland: 'bloody sunday" U2, nice people

Iceland: whale killers, lost in the atlantic

Norway: aureola borealis, expensive, great nature, should join EU, tolerant

Sweden: Ikea, nice government, very social, very liberal,

Finland: unique languange, liberal, interesting nature,

Portugal: imperialist, nice languange, should have been better country 8 points

Spain: fredoom for Catalonia, good at sport, nice seaside,tourism.

France: French revolution, art, nice languange, imperialists, Napoleon.

Denmark: skype, greenland, not very friendly, potatoes.

Luxembourg: little rich kingdoom, banks, EU institotion

Belgium: gay prime minister, liberal, heart of EU.

Holland: joint, gays, liberal, bikes, imperialists, colonization Rembrand.

Germany: Mother of Europe, big industry, great art, great architechture, great human potential, rammstein, strong economy, best government, very tolerant, trying very hard to unite Europe, bad luck with hitler, the greates nation ever existed. 12 points.

Switzerland: rich, neutral, democracy, german.
Italy: best languange, fashion, mediteranian, Leonardo da Vinci, art, Venecia, Rome

Poland: Pope John Paul 2(great men), hates Russia, very catholic, Prussia german territory :P

Austria: Habsbourgs, great architechture,german, Mozzart, Vienna european best city

Czech Republic: atheists, Praga is german :P nice people

Hungary: depresive people, Budapest is austrian architechture, transylvania and vojvodina hungarian terriotries

Slovenia: Gorenje, influenced from germnas

Croatia: cahtholic, a lot of islands, to much proud

Bosnia and Herzergovina: massacre of Srebrenica, loved by Erdogan

Serbia: cetniks, masacres, Nikola tesla, orthodoxs

Montenegro: neighbours

Kosovo: Dardania, beautifull and positive people, long time occupied, gheg albanians, nice rock music, Albin Kurti, very optimistic

Macedonia: dont get their history, not a multinational country as it should be.

Greece: they can be proud only to their history, orthodoxs, tourism

Bulgaria: more famous in the past than in present, good people
Belarus: is North Korea of Europe

Ukraine: lord of war, big country

Albania: my home country

[arcticwolf]

This is my list for countries that I found interesting for me

England:Great Imperialists, Charles Darwin, parlamentarism, too proud. colonizations

Ireland: 'bloody sunday" U2, nice people

Iceland: whale killers, lost in the atlantic

Norway: aureola borealis, expensive, great nature, should join EU, tolerant

Sweden: Ikea, nice government, very social, very liberal,

Finland: unique languange, liberal, interesting nature,

Portugal: imperialist, nice languange, should have been better country 8 points

Spain: fredoom for Catalonia, good at sport, nice seaside,tourism.

France: French revolution, art, nice languange, imperialists, Napoleon.

Denmark: skype, greenland, not very friendly, potatoes.

Luxembourg: little rich kingdoom, banks, EU institotion

Belgium: gay prime minister, liberal, heart of EU.

Holland: joint, gays, liberal, bikes, imperialists, colonization Rembrand.

Germany: Mother of Europe, big industry, great art, great architechture, great human potential, rammstein, strong economy, best government, very tolerant, trying very hard to unite Europe, bad luck with hitler, the greates nation ever existed. 12 points.

Switzerland: rich, neutral, democracy, german.
Italy: best languange, fashion, mediteranian, Leonardo da Vinci, art, Venecia, Rome

Poland: Pope John Paul 2(great men), hates Russia, very catholic, Prussia german territory :P

Austria: Habsbourgs, great architechture,german, Mozzart, Vienna european best city

Czech Republic: atheists, Praga is german :P nice people

Hungary: depresive people, Budapest is austrian architechture, transylvania and vojvodina hungarian terriotries

Slovenia: Gorenje, influenced from germnas

Croatia: cahtholic, a lot of islands, to much proud

Bosnia and Herzergovina: massacre of Srebrenica, loved by Erdogan

Serbia: cetniks, masacres, Nikola tesla, orthodoxs

Montenegro: neighbours

Kosovo: Dardania, beautifull and positive people, long time occupied, gheg albanians, nice rock music, Albin Kurti, very optimistic

Macedonia: dont get their history, not a multinational country as it should be.

Greece: they can be proud only to their history, orthodoxs, tourism

Bulgaria: more famous in the past than in present, good people
Belarus: is North Korea of Europe

Ukraine: lord of war, big country

Albania: my home country

Since you are a lady and a newbie I'm gonna cut you some slack here. ;)

Poles don't hate Russians, it's a sibling thing. They are the older, bigger,stronger brother that has not yet learned the value of kindness and patience with it's "younger" siblings. Those are growing pains, at the end of the day we are brothers and sisters. We all have Slavic Soul, you wouldn't understand. :D

[XtraXavier]

Prussia german territory :P

Silesia jest Polska, bitch.

[Archduke]

Silesia jest Polska, bitch.

How you dare to use such a rude words for an Albo girl? :mad:

[XtraXavier]

How you dare to use such a rude words for an Albo girl? :mad:
Mordid stole my good brain.

[Archduke]

Mordid stole my good brain.

Wait, aren't you Mordid? You liar!

[XtraXavier]

Wait, aren't you Mordid? You liar!
I'm Arcticwolf.

[Archduke]

I'm Arcticwolf.

I think you are Dusan. :coffee:

[Geminus]

Silesia jest Polska, bitch.

Silesia: Lost but not forgotten
Be grateful that you inhabit this this great land now, built up by Germans in centuries

[ioan assen]

England – Big empire, Elizabeth I, greatest contribution to the Western civilization
Ireland – Catholics, IRA, opposition to the English
Iceland – Thermal waters, Bjork, great and weird nature
Norway – Salmon, high standart of livibg, clean nature
Sweden – biggest northern empire, the leading nation in Scandinavia, ABBA, Roxette, cool flag, the sucsessful social state
Finland – Strange language, Swedish and russian influences, clean place, great infrastructure, beautiful, calm see, ferries
Portugal – Latin America, one of the biggest Medievil Empires that ruled the seas
Spain - Barcelona, fish, see, sand, sun, fun
France – People who cant accept the fact that Germany is ruling EU, Paris, northern Africa, ex colonial state
Denmark – Hamlet, the rival of Sweden in Scandinavia, neo nazis
Luxembourg – the wealfiest Europeans, Benelux, law
Belgium – EU capital, north africans, muslim, catholic Dutch, Valonia cities with big rivers
Holland – The most pleasant countryside in Europe, very well developed economy and agriculture, Rembrand, Van Gog
Germany – the motor of EU, presenday biggest EU power, a state emerging like a phenix after WW2
Switzerland – money, chocolate, mountains, clean nature
Italy - Rome, the centre of the ancient world, the core of the European civilization, cultural centre of Europe for the longest time, Rome - the old capital of Europe
Poland – catholic slavs, very religious, antirussian, destroyed in WW2
Austria – Austro-Hungary, the centre of Central and Eastern Europe, Mozart, art, opera, high class, culture
Czech Republic – Prague - little Vienna with more German taste, beer, fun, Karlovi most, Staroe mesto
Hungary – Mayars: related to Bulgars, the stronghold against the Turks, catholisism, nonindoeuropean language
Slovakia – related to the Checks
Slovenia – Gorenie, the most developed slavic country
Croatia – amazing scenery, Adriatic sea, Dubrovnik, trade
Bosnia and Herzergovina – Mostar, the sultans bridge, Saraevo, mixture of islam, orthodoxy, catholisism
Romania in medievil times, big empire in the middle ages
Romania – Latin language, Dacians, Roman legions
Estonia – Finnish people, Talin - the pearl of the Baltic sea
Ukraine – slavs related to Russians, Poles and Bulgarians.
Russia – the mightiest slavs, the biggest orthodox country.

[Peyrol]

England – Big empire, Elizabeth I, greatest contribution to the Western civilization
Ireland – Catholics, IRA, opposition to the English
Iceland – Thermal waters, Bjork, great and weird nature
Norway – Salmon, high standart of livibg, clean nature
Sweden – biggest northern empire, the leading nation in Scandinavia, ABBA, Roxette, cool flag, the sucsessful social state
Finland – Strange language, Swedish and russian influences, clean place, great infrastructure, beautiful, calm see, ferries
Portugal – Latin America, one of the biggest Medievil Empires that ruled the seas
Spain - Barcelona, fish, see, sand, sun, fun
France – People who cant accept the fact that Germany is ruling EU, Paris, northern Africa, ex colonial state
Denmark – Hamlet, the rival of Sweden in Scandinavia, neo nazis
Luxembourg – the wealfiest Europeans, Benelux, law
Belgium – EU capital, north africans, muslim, catholic Dutch, Valonia cities with big rivers
Holland – The most pleasant countryside in Europe, very well developed economy and agriculture, Rembrand, Van Gog
Germany – the motor of EU, presenday biggest EU power, a state emerging like a phenix after WW2
Switzerland – money, chocolate, mountains, clean nature
Italy - Rome, the centre of the ancient world, the core of the European civilization, cultural centre of Europe for the longest time, Rome - the old capital of Europe
Poland – catholic slavs, very religious, antirussian, destroyed in WW2
Austria – Austro-Hungary, the centre of Central and Eastern Europe, Mozart, art, opera, high class, culture
Czech Republic – Prague - little Vienna with more German taste, beer, fun, Karlovi most, Staroe mesto
Hungary – Mayars: related to Bulgars, the stronghold against the Turks, catholisism, nonindoeuropean language
Slovakia – related to the Checks
Slovenia – Gorenie, the most developed slavic country
Croatia – amazing scenery, Adriatic sea, Dubrovnik, trade
Bosnia and Herzergovina – Mostar, the sultans bridge, Saraevo, mixture of islam, orthodoxy, catholisism
Romania in medievil times, big empire in the middle ages
Romania – Latin language, Dacians, Roman legions
Estonia – Finnish people, Talin - the pearl of the Baltic sea
Ukraine – slavs related to Russians, Poles and Bulgarians.
Russia – the mightiest slavs, the biggest orthodox country.

Rep :thumb001:

One of the fewest intelligent comment about Italy i've read in the last pages of the topic.

[ioan assen]

Serbia – rival of Bulgaria in Macedonia, Stefan Dushan, pleskavica
Montenegro – the only Balkan orthodox country in the time of the Turk yoke
Kosovo – Albanian populace, serbian monasteries, Kosovo battle
Macedonia - People descending from Bulgarians who think they descend from Greeks
Greece – cultural centre in ancient times, Byzantium, sea
Bulgaria – the first written slavic language, schools and culture, cultural influence in the orthodox world, big medievil empire, cant relive its former glory (unfortnately)

[ioan assen]

Rep :thumb001:

One of the fewest intelligent comment about Italy i've read in the last pages of the topic.
Rome is my favourite city by the way. Its just beautiful!!! So much history its unbelievable!

[Hevo]

Macedonia - People descending from Bulgarians who think they descend from Greeks


If you look at the genetics no, North Greece is most related.

Country　　Difference
Macedonia:

North Greece 21,00%
Bulgaria 29,00%
Greece 39,50%
Albania 42,00%
South Greece 42,00%
Serbia 43,50%
Central Greece 45,50%
Romania 48,00%
Aegean Islands 52,00%
Hungary 54,50%
Austria 60,00%
Bosnia-Herzegovina 68,50%
Crete 69,00%

http://www.eupedia.com/europe/european_y-dna_haplogroups.shtml

[Catrau]

I know this thread is about impressions and not facts, and I wouldn't bother to contest anyone's impressions, but since you lamented earlier on about the quality of impressions, I assume you don't appreciate fallacies:

Serbs have existed in Serbia, yet before putting foot in Kosova, for about as long as USA exists.

Claiming that Kosova is Serbian birthplace, just because they lost a war there, is similar to Americans claiming that Vietnam is America's birthplace. :picard1:

UÇK stands for Liberation Army of Kosova - it would fit better in Kosova than Macedonia. Interesting that you didn't find anything else about Macedonia :rolleyes:

Thanks for your post. I haven’t lamented about impressions quality, I've lamented about sheer offense and insult that persists in coming from a certain European quadrant.

You're right about UÇK, it was a momentary lapse of reason.

About Kosovo, it's your opinion. I believe Serbs have a different one as well as me, according to what I've read in the past. You may only disagree with the terms of my words not with general idea which I suppose others read and understood. Kosovo is a very important place for Serbs in their history and independence as a nation.

I haven't searched absolutely nothing about any of the countries, I wrote it all by my current knowledge and if I can't remember anything about Macedonia, maybe it's because there isn't much to say about it or another of those FYR countries to whom my country is so much taken in bad account, in a clear exercise of self-punishment and low self-esteem that normally follows insulting characters.

Thanks again for that UÇK thing, it really made a difference to me and I won’t forget and repeat such a major fault.

[Peyrol]

Don't turn the thread into another "Balkan total war", please.

[MarkyMark]

From an American Perspective:
England- Funny talking people with bad teeth
Ireland-Drunk, bare knuckle boxers
Iceland-Ice people
Norway-Nordic atheists
Sweden-Nordic socialists
Finland-Red haired emo's
Portugal-Tan Europeans with funny chins
Spain-Soccer
France- Skunks, Snails, and Surrender
Denmark- Danish pastries
Luxembourg-...
Belgium- Belgian Waffles
Holland-More drunk people
Germany- Laderhosen, alpine horns, and furnaces
Switzerland- Green mountain landscapes
Italy- Pasta, the Colosseum, and countrysides
Malta-..
Poland- Dangerously stupid people
Austria- Owl hoots and grunts
Czech Republic- Two women mud-wrestling
Hungary-Food
Slovakia- Slaves
Slovenia- More Slaves
Croatia- ...
Bosnia and Herzergovina- Bombs and unsuccessful crusades
Serbia- *See Bosnia*
Montenegro- Negroes
Kosovo- Even more slaves
Macedonia- Alexander the Great
Greece- Pedophiles and philosophers
Bulgaria- Bulgar(the wheat)
Romania- Romans(not really)
Estonia- Popsicles
Latvia-..
Lithuania-...
Belarus-...
Ukraine- Prostitutes
Russia- Bad-assery and Putin

[The Lawspeaker]

Do you see any smileys in my post motherfucker?


DO YOU SEE THEM!?!?!

Man man.. take a chill pill. :cool:

[Peyrol]

Deleted 23 useless messages of flame/trolling...please, return to the main theme of the discussion, which is "What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?"

Thank you.

[Jerreiche]

England- Fine ales, beans on toast, good football, multiculturalism, chubby tourists

Ireland- Jamesons, Guiness, Stew, Rain, Violin, Writters, Drunkards, Cliffs, more rain

Iceland- they jail bankers, the Entrace to the earths core, sigur ros, biork, 101 rejkiavik, herring, pregnant uni students, volsung saga

Norway- vikings, black metal, trollhunters, rain, forests, more rain, bergen, nobel prizes, breivik, the inner circle, weird girls

Sweden- herring, reindeers, , melodic death metal, polish-swedish wars, 2 meter blondes, rude tourists and unbearable immigrants in southern Spain

Finland- hot girls, saunas, angry guys, boring helsinki, epic turku, rallies, samis, record beating russian killing snipers, red fins, white fins, sibelius, finntroll, perkele, korpiklaani

Portugal; one of the nicest Spanish regions, bacalhau, figo, towels, arroz caldoso, , oporto, benfica, sporting, cristiano ronaldo, madeira, evora, algarve, braga, coimbra, olivenza, swarthiest Iberians, LISBON (the nicest metropolis in the whole peninsula), pretty girls,escudos, fado, mendoza, castelhos, sandy atlantic beaches...AWESOME CUISINE, salazar, juana la beltraneja

Spain- Portugal on steroids


France- jealous and angry bitches, disastrous "pactos de familia", napoleon, trafalgar, charlemagne, asterix, zidane, makelele, tony parker, miterrand, le pen, descartes, french revolution, fromaige, pate, frogs, "ok" wine. Awesome branding. Chovinismo bordering the absurd. Sour losers

Denmark- Christiania, vikings, goats, ugliest scando language, bored youth, wealthy scandos, small villages, malmo-hagen bridge.

Luxembourg- Andorra on Steroids

Belgium- Nigel Farage's favourite country. Chocolate, beer, tin-tin, spirou, belgian-congo, multiculti land

Holland- weed, bitches, over confient brats, multi culti society, conservative but practical folks, fugly language, awesome painters, terrible taste for food, stupid tourists, south africa, black footballers, impressive architectonic achievements, fight against the sea, crowdy place, second rate colonial empire


Germany- bratwurst, currywurst , Dr Tenma, runaway nazis, overly organized and extremely precise but unimaginative and rather stupid general population. they exterminated half of their own countries brains because of religious prejudices (but again, who didn't?) totalitarian forms of government were born here : comunism, nazism, nice football league, lots of turks, nice forests and castle, awesome language, ramstein, wegner, bethoven , einstein, romantic poets, industrial superpower, guest workers doing all the hard work, lazi suburban krauts taking all the credit, living la beautiful life, and hating on greeks when their speculative antiques started to go wrong. Currently attempting to start the 4th reich through speculative attacks on countrie's economies.



Switzerland- tax heaven, hideout for financial criminals, nice bewautiful towns by pretty lakes. mountains, several nations united by the power of common interest,


Italy- My favourite country. Full stop

Malta- Marbella on steroids

Poland- Pierogi, bald guys, hot girls, wodka, corruption, difficult but nice language, nice cuisine, wroclaw, krakow, torun, lublin, olsztyn, gdansk and even warsaw, pretty decent beer, homeless drunkards, largely unspoiled and homogeneous nation,lot of potential, but a few important structural problems, milk bars, underground taverns, bigos, kult, paktofonika, kaliber 44, roman polanski, solidarnosc, the fucking pope

Austria, mozart, hitler, lakes, rex: un policia diferente, germans that want to be like italians (and who can blame them), Vienna, Austro-Hungarian empire

Czech Republic, PRaha, pilsen, becherowka, SPA towns, Ostrava festival, hot girls, gypsies, skodas, bramboraki, jaromir noawica


will continue tomorrow with the rest

[Alex Delarge]

Portugal; one of the nicest Spanish regions, bacalhau, figo, towels, arroz caldoso, , oporto, benfica, sporting, cristiano ronaldo, madeira, evora, algarve, braga, coimbra, olivenza, swarthiest Iberians, LISBON (the nicest metropolis in the whole peninsula), pretty girls,escudos, fado, mendoza, castelhos, sandy atlantic beaches...AWESOME CUISINE, salazar, juana la beltraneja


Should i post what i think of Spain now?

[Jerreiche]

Should i post what i think of Spain now?

it isn't bad to be swarthy or spanish dude, chill out and take it with a pinch of salt :P


PS. you did not even notice how I handed you Olivenza :D

[Alex Delarge]

it isn't bad to be swarthy or spanish dude, chill out and take it with a pinch of salt :P


PS. you did not even notice how I handed you Olivenza :D

We don't want it now, it's full of spaniards :p

[Jerreiche]

Spaniards, Portuguese...can't tell the difference. They are all Dagos to me. :P

[The.Mask]

England- Good football
Ireland- Should have good pubs, IRA
Iceland- Snow, fishermen
Norway- They must take ferry or plane to travel in Europe, bad luck !
Sweden- IKEA
Finland- Snow, little red houses, negative temperatures, more guns than people
Portugal- cheap holidays, C.Ronaldo
Spain- Hot chicks.
France- diffrent landscape all around the country, little Africa
Denmark- there are no mountains.
Luxembourg- Transit country, lot of money
Belgium- Belgian fries and chocolates
Holland- Drugs allowed, orange
Germany- No speed limit, no tolls! Good highways, Porsche
Switzerland- Swiss bankes, watch and mountains
Italy- Venezia, shpagetti
Malta- Betting paradise
Poland- Hooligans, and lot of drunk people
Austria- There are only mountains and tunnels
Czech Republic- Prague and good girls
Hungary- Hunyadi, cheap teeth surgery, good people
Slovakia- Should belong to someone ?
Slovenia- neutral country with amazing landscapes
Croatia- Beautiful beaches and coast
Bosnia and Herzergovina- War and ethnic problem in the country
Serbia- enemies of most ex-YU countries, little Russia
Montenegro- Bad roads
Kosovo- Albania
Albania- Skanderbeg, my home land.
Macedonia- The biggest problem in Europe maybe bulgarians
Greece- debts
Bulgaria- non-haters
Romania- Dracula
Estonia- They are not russian
Latvia- Sex holiday
Lithuania- Good basketball
Belarus- Capital punishment still not yet abolished
Ukraine- Hot blonde girls
Russia- Car accidents, vodka, they have border with EU countries and North Korea in the same time.

[Albion]

Belgium- Nigel Farage's favourite country.

:D

[Jerreiche]

ok part 2

Hungary- funny id cards (they put "huns" as their ethnicity, we should do the same and put "celtiberians" lolz), lecso, tokaj wine, paprika, ferenc puskas,Austro Hungarian empire, wandering zingaros, paprika, flatlands, tiny towns at the sides of the highways, Nagykutas (lol) Budapest, Gulasz, 1950's footballing power. Beautiful language

Slovakia- awesome girls, highlanders, awesome bagpipes, easter monday "beating of the chicks", hostel, bratislava, my friend Andrej , ice hockey, becherowka , palinka, gypsies

Slovenia- Serbocroats that want to be Austro-Italians. Ljubliana, good basketball, nazis entering Maribor

Croatia- Istria, beautiful islands, Zagreb, good footballers, good basketball, precious cities, catholics, davor suker, dubrovnik, pula, seafood, Rakia, coastal serbs


Bosnia and Herzergovina- Gypsies, muslims, catholics, orthodox , ONU, war, Mostar, Sarajevo, tears, beautiful but scarred land


Serbia- Epic balkans, continental croats, orthodox, Beograd, A Serbian Film, Emir Kusturica, Republika Srpska, Kosovo to Serbja, orthodox slavs, swarthy demi greeks, novak djokovic, yugoslavia, basketball masters, teodosic, bodiroga, djorjevic, rakovic, really beautiful women, niko belic


Montenegro- Serbia's Andorra

Kosovo- je Serbja

Macedonia- Ohrid, Serb-Bulgar-Gypsy-Albanian influences and minorities. Conflict with greece because of its nomenclature

Greece- second favourite country (after Italy)

Bulgaria- yes means no, turjish wars, swarthy tracians speaking slavic, stoichkov, black sea, beautiful girls, luvoslav penev (lol)

Romania- Popescu, Hagi, Ceaucescu, amazing women, bucarest, hungarians , timisoara, pretty decent football league all things considered, nice food, beautiful medieval cities, the carpatians, vlad tepes, Moldova,corruption, gypsies, slavic influenced, latin speaking dacians, poor roads, absurd gypsy vehicles, awesome food

Estonia- Singing revolution, lots of russians, skype, tallin, erasmus in tartu, blondissimi ragazzi, cotages, forests, baltic sea is kinda warm in summer

Latvia-.. Riga, beautiful girls, Russians, ice hokey, kefir, kvass, beet soup, cabbage , sausages, marshes, moskitoes, home brewed beer and home made sausages. more cabbage

Lithuania-... extremely cheesy but extremely beautiful women, most archaic indo european language, Vilnus, Kaunas, AACHU!! LABBOS!! Eurobasket!! Stankevicius, Jasikevicius, Sabonis, Arlaukas, charles bronson, lipka tartars

Belarus- Lukacheko, brave people, beautiful countryside, the giant mouse of Minsk, Kapuscinski , Polish minority, KGB

Ukraine- Lviv, good football, Svevchenko , Rebrov, Barsc,sausages, beer, vodka, gorgeous brunettes, kosaks, Rus of Kiev, motherland of all slavs, Ruthenians, Crimeans , Escitas, stepes , huge country (at leats for european standards)

Russia- my third favourite country (after Italy and Greece)

[MagnaLaurentia]

England- Anglo-Canadian ancestors = bad... lol oh apparently the leader of the Quebec nation is the Queen of England!
Ireland- hail to IRA! + Guiness
Iceland- The names of volcanoes are unpronounceable.
Sweden- Beautiful women and IKEA
Norway- Neighbors of Sweden. Women are beautiful there too?
Finland- Cocktail Molotov and Children of Bodom!
Portugal- Henry the Navigator. The poor of Europe. Grilled dishes are not bad!
Spain- La reconquista. El cid. Picasso and Dali !
France- My ancestors. We call them cousins. The best wine. The greatest literature and best cuisine.
Denmark- Viking! Women are beautiful there too?
Luxembourg- switzerland 2
Belgium- Fries, beer and comics (Tintin, Gaston Lagaffe, etc.)
Holland- Belgian how don't talk French. Drugs allowed. Redlight. Gouda!
Germany- Nazi! (cliché) Beer, Cars, Autobahn, Richard Wagner and German philosophy.
Switzerland- Militiaman, healthy democracy, chocolate, banks, watch and mountains
Italy- Roman Empire, Renaissance, excellent cuisine and il Cavaliere! lol A great nation like France or Germany but damn than Italian TV is crap.
Malta- Why it does not belong to Italy?
Poland- Potatoes!
Austria- Café, pastries, the beautiful city of Vienna and Mozart!
Czech Republic- Pilsen beer, raves and Prague the city of porno.
Hungary- Attilaland? I don't know much about this country but the Hungarian salami is excellent.
Slovakia- ???
Slovenia- ex-part of Czech Republic
Croatia- ex-part of the Republic of Venice
Bosnia and Herzergovina- war
Serbia- little Russia. I love them, they are badass!
Montenegro- Lumberjacks of the Balkans.
Kosovo- Albania. They stole the watch of George. W. Bush!
Albania- The puppet of the United States
Macedonia- According to the Greeks, they seem to have chosen the wrong name for their country.
Greece- The country of the greatest philosophers, democracy, Alexander the Great and today it is the country of pita gyros and debt... I hope there will be a revolution and they will get out of this shit just like Argentina and Iceland.
Bulgaria- I don't know what to think. I have a friend who is Bulgarian. I was once at his home and I ate a kind of "French toast with feta cheese" that was really good. After that I drink "homemade alcohol". I think I was going to die it was so strong! This is the first time in my life I understood what was a "trou normand".
Romania- Francophile and Lucian Bute country!
Estonia- If I understand, they are not russian (obviously), they are Baltic but they are not like the other Baltic states (strangely).
Latvia- ???
Lithuania- ???
Belarus- Nice try Russia, we all know that this country exists because you want to have a friendly country!
Ukraine- I have another story about a friend of eastern europe. He comes from Ukraine. I might be short on this story. Never let an Ukrainian make wine... it should be forbidden!
Russia- Vodka, Tsars, many great thinkers and writers. I think Russians are too colds and melancholics.

[ioan assen]

The funny edition: Europe through the Bulgarian eyes:
England - where we work
Ireland - drunk druids/celts
Iceland - whale killers
Norway - scandinavians that got lucky (scandinavian Dubai)
Sweden - socialists that got lucky
Finland - russian ex territory
Portugal - European Brzailians
Spain - European Latin Americans (plus we work here too)
France - ex ruler of Northern Africa
Denmark - southern Swedes
Luxembourg - Rich town
Belgium - two people who decided to create a state on the expense of France and Netherlans
Holland - For weed lovers
Germany - Our allies (WW1 and WW2)
Switzerland - chocolate and money
Italy - ruled Europe long time ago, great food
Malta - Arabo-italian knights?
Poland - Haters of Big Brother Russia, lovers of Vatican
Austria - Should have been Germans
Czech Republic - German slavs
Hungary - Distant relatives
Slovakia - Should have been Czechs
Slovenia - Richest part of Yugoslavia
Croatia - Catholic Serbs
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Muslim Serbs or Croats
Serbia - Orthodox Croats, Backstabbers
Montenegro - Serbs with seacoast
Kosovo - Albanians among Serbian medievil monesteries
Albania - Albanians among mountains
Macedonia - closest relatives (brothers) but think we are tatars (tnx Serbs)
Greece - where we work and go for the summer vacations
Bulgaria - we are here
Romania - very close relatives who did not start speaking in Bulgarian (but almost did)
Estonia - southern Finland
Latvia - relatives of the slavs
Lithuania- relatoives of the slavs who had a big state for like a century?
Belarus - why its not part of Big Brother?
Ukraine - why its not part of Big Brother?
Russia - Big brother (is watching you).

[Malta1066Falzon]

England-Football, Beer, God save the Queen.

Ireland- Sheep, Beer, Leprechaun, Celtic music.

Iceland- Volcano

Norway- Vikings and Black Metal

Sweden- Vikings, babes and Amon Amarth

Finland- Sonata Arctica

Portugal- Cristiano Ronaldo, unfortunately

Spain- Torero, everything ending with "es" like cojones

France- snobs and illegal nigger snobs

Denmark- Some sort of Vikings?

Luxembourg- About the size of Malta?

Belgium- My uncles ex gf

Holland- Weed

Germany- Oktoberfest, boobs, Hitler, National Socialism, uber-people

Switzerland- Cheese n mountains

Italy- Neighbours, Calcio, Serie A, Mario Monti.

Malta- We are not Arabs, We are not Italians, We are not Sicilians We are
Maltese, SMALL ISLAND...BIG BALLS.

Poland- Wodka, Beautiful girls and good looking people in general, KURWA POTATOES, cool people, beautiful countryside, EURO2012, koko euro spoko, Mordid.

Austria- Wannabe Germany, Hitler, Sud Tirol.

Czech Republic- Wannabe Poles?

Hungary- Hungry.

Slovakia- You mean Slovenia?

Slovenia- You mean Slovakia?

Croatia- Regent

Bosnia and Herzergovina- VV from apricity, COCANIUM, Balkans.

Serbia- KOSOVO JE SRBIJA.

Montenegro- Mountain niggers?

Kosovo- War

Macedonia- WE ARE NOT GREECE.

Greece- Democracy, Philosophers, Olympics, debt crisis, riots.

Bulgaria- Slavic.

Romania- Nicolae Ceausescu, Gypsies.

Estonia- Blondes.

Latvia- Eurovision

Lithuania- Dunno :|

Belarus- Bella Russia? :P

Ukraine- Beautiful Girls, poverty, USSR.

Russia- Slavic people dancing with vodka, bears, Putin, Dragunov sniper,AK-47, girls, USSR, Stalin and Lenin.

[Anusiya]

England-Common sense

Ireland- Wife beaters :D Ok joking, happy spontaneous people!

Iceland- White hair, they get old fast.

Norway- Turtle necks!

Sweden- porn!

Finland- Nokia

Portugal- table cloths

Spain- cevillanas

France- immortals! :thumb001:

Denmark- Lego-hate'em

Luxembourg- what is this...I don't even...

Belgium- coal mines

Holland- tulips and stinky feet?

Germany- hillarious porn overdubs!

Switzerland- clocks and prairies!

Italy- sneaky cousins :D

Malta- Eurovision!

Poland- plumbers!

Austria- Schwartzeneger

Czech Republic- best porn ever!

Hungary- sounds scary

Slovakia- don't know

Slovenia- dragons? :D

Croatia- Dalmatians

Bosnia and Herzergovina- Balkan all-rounders!

Serbia- basketball

Montenegro- stubborn and proud

Kosovo- confusing

Macedonia- slash funding :D

Greece- surreal

Bulgaria- sounds scarier

Romania- charms, crosses, curses, witches!

Estonia- no idea

Latvia- no idea

Lithuania- Sabonis

Belarus- They are Russians too?

Ukraine- it is the scariest sounding name for a country. Fear takes over every single part of the psyche. Sounds post-nuclear.

Russia- they can't take no :D

[Catrau]

I received a private message from Catrau but I can not answer him because he not allow to receive of private messages. I'm going to answer here.




If I send you a private message, was to kept this issue private.
I'm not pissed but I feel we've been too exposed in this economical issues by reducing and derrogatory cheap lies.
So I will answer you in private in a formative and friendly manner tha you deserve, but not now. I've got to work.

[MagnaLaurentia]

If I send you a private message, was to kept this issue private.
I'm not pissed but I feel we've been too exposed in this economical issues by reducing and derrogatory cheap lies.
So I will answer you in private.

Like I said :

I received a private message from Catrau but I can not answer him because he not allow to receive of private messages. I'm going to answer here.

[Catrau]

..

[Catrau]

Somthing is not working well about the posting today..

[Catrau]

I received a private message from Catrau but I can not answer him because he not allow to receive of private messages. I'm going to answer here.

If you received that message in private you should have kept it private , as I told earlier, my PM were temporarily off (don't know why) you had other means to contact me or advise me of that problem.

I do not allow you to expose in a forum thread post, the private messages I send you, that is extremely impolite, treacherous and reveals lack of honor in the discussion and that you are an untrustworthy person. If you couldn't think about a different way to reply to my message you could have replied here without quoting me. This was to be kept private. What were you thinking? Are you a kid? Did you had fun with that?

The lines that I've wrote you are a different discussion that has nothing to do with this thread otherwise I wouldn't send you a private message for discussion.

The other members of this forum should be aware of this peculiar personality of yours and be advised in the future.
I will have to ask the moderator to please erase that senseless post.

[Leliana]

England: Queen, Commonwealth, Tea, Pakis and immigration, EDL&Tommy Robinson, WW1/2

Ireland: Green lands, proud Catholics, IRA, pubs, Dublin

Iceland: The land of fire and ice, Eyjafjallajökull :cool:

Norway: Great scenery, fjords, nordic people, metal music, Utoya and Anders Breivik

Sweden: Liberalism, the awesome blue-yellowish flag, Smörrebröd, Michel Löneberga, Astrid Lindgren, good crime movies

Finland: Land of thousand lakes, rock and metal music, cool and great people, Matti Hautamäki and Janne Ahonen

Portugal: Atlantic Ocean, hot weather, mediterranean people and culture, some fiscal problems, proud Catholic people

Spain: Mediterranean people and scenery, Ibiza and Mallorca, reverse '?' in their language :confused:, fiscal problems, Franco, proud Catholic people, football heroes with boring Tiki-Taka

France: Banlieus and massive Muslim-African immigration, Jeanne d'Arc and Charlemagne, Karl Martell, horrible language, sometimes unfriendly and conceited people, Tour De France, socialism, our opponent in all times, French revolution, makes loser cars :P, wine and champagne, Elsaß and Lothringen

Denmark: Flat lands, lots of isles, Kopenhagen, good movies

Luxembourg: Disagreeable EU fanboys, wannabe French, small country

Belgium: Split between Flams and Wallons, home of the damn EU monstrosity, mass immigration, bureaucrats, sex and childporn scandals :picard2:

Holland: Tuan Belanda, flat country, liberalism, seaports, Gert Wilders, Amsterdam, Cheese, Caravans polluting our highways :lmao

Germany: Best country and my home country in tandam with Austria

Switzerland: Perfect scenery, great and independent people, true democracy, banks, cheese, expensive wares, St.Gotthard, bunkers

Italy: Arts, pasta and culture, Südtirol in their hands, Lega Nord, split in two halfs, Roman Empire, fiscal problems, Mafia, Rome, Venice and Bologna, fucking expensive highway tolls! :stop00010: 'Telepass'

Malta: Rumored to be an island but too small to be on a map :D, Malta1033Falcon

Poland: Tricky relationship, Catholics, some thievery, economic success, Polish trucks on our streets, extreme language

Austria: Read Germany

Czech Republic: Prague, beer, Bohemia, moody people, Vaclav Klaus 'EU can kiss my ass' :clap:

Hungary: Great and proud people, Catholics, friends of Austria and Germany, Budapest, Gulasch, Balaton, Fidesz and Jobbik, takes no piss by anyone

Slovakia: more mountains, Bratislava, city culture, 'Hostel'

Slovenia: Ljublijana, Catholics, most developed country of former Yugoslavia, Croatia 12 points

Croatia: proud people, Catholics, friends of Austria and Germany, beautiful towns and townlets at the coast, lots of isles, Dubrovnik, Serbia 12 points

Bosnia and Herzergovina: Muslim traitors to Europe, Yugoslavian war, Srebrenica, asylants and uncomfortable immigrants, BosnianVanguard's intellect and bosnian's literacy :picard1:, Turkey/Albania 12 points

Serbia: Milosevic, a bit angry people and war, fights for Kosovo, wants to be larger but becomes smaller and smaller all the time, 'Don't mess with us because we will mess with you after we have messed with each other', Montenegro 12 points

Montenegro: 'Hello we are Serbian people but we want our own subsidized country in our backward valley and around our unknown black mountain' :bored:, Serbia 12 points

Kosovo: A 'country' of corruption, mafia, human trafficking, organ trade and other crimes, EU pays for its miserable existence, belongs to Serbia, full of Albanians

Macedonia: 'We know nothing, we are nothing, we produce nothing but we have Alexander the Great!!1111' :rolleyes:

Greece: Great old ancient culture, mediterranean culture, Souvlaki and Gyros, devastating fiscal and structural crisus, could be our 17th German state soon :D, Golden Dawn, 'Hello there my friend, I got some bad news: Our deficit is 576364% worse than initially agreed upon, and WE NEED MORE TIME! HOW ABOUT 200 MORE YEARS TO PERFORM THE REFORMS!?'

Bulgaria: Black sea ports

Romania: The pool where all the Zigani and gypsies spawn into the world :shy:

Estonia: Small, friendly, developed and productive country in the Northeast

Latvia: See Estonia, but without 'developed'

Lithuania: A mix of Latvia and Poland


Belarus: Lukaschenko, Minsk, unknown country

Ukraine: Gas problems, failed revolution, Femen

Russia: Russian tiger, proud people with capricious history, huge country, angry-sounding language, takes no crap, 'Hello my name is Wladimir Putin and this is my...democracy, mwahahaha!', Kremlin, Gasprom

[tschort]

Denmark: LARS VON TRIER, masternation
Luxembourg: to be incorporated
Belgium: to be divided
Holland: goodlooking men
Italy: BLOODY BEETROOTS, nice shores
Malta: arabic speaking europeans
Poland: most european country ever
Czech Republic: beer, prague streets porn series
Hungary: great and proud nation
Slovenia: yugo speaking germans
Bosnia and Herzegovina: best people in yugoslavia, KULTUR SHOCK
Serbia: football players
Kosovo: most slavic people in balkans
Macedonia: yugo and bulgarian speaking greeks
Greece: a.k.a. turks
Estonia: a pearl
Latvia: didriksson
Lithuania: most european country together with poland
Belarus: most european country together with lithuania and poland
Ukraine: divided
Russia: will expand

[Ergenekon]

Greece: Great old ancient culture, mediterranean culture, Souvlaki and Gyros, devastating fiscal and structural crisus, could be our 17th German state soon :D, Golden Dawn, 'Hello there my friend, I got some bad news: Our deficit is 576364% worse than initially agreed upon, and WE NEED MORE TIME! HOW ABOUT 200 MORE YEARS TO PERFORM THE REFORMS!?'

It's amazing how our "terrible food" turns delicious just by changing their names to Greek.

[Archduke]

Bulgaria: biggest percentage of gypoes in europe out of total population
Romania: most gypsy-free place after joining the EU and all left, aryan types since ancient times, latin-speaking slavs

Our Gypsies go to Western Europe too. :D

[tu_veneno]

Serbia: trolling the apricity
Macedonia: Bulgarians in denial
Albania: dralos
Russia: Putin
Germany: Nazi
Turkey: trolling the apricity

[Malta1066Falzon]

Malta: Rumored to be an island but too small to be on a map :D, Malta1033Falcon



Oh you :rolleyes:
:D

[Minesweeper]

England: Longbow, Queen(s) ruling for decades, Hundred years war, bunch of kings named Edward and Henry, Empire, good sence of humor.
Ireland:St. Patricks day, Shamrok, IRA, Irish pubs.
Iceland: Vikings who stole Celtic women
Norway: Fjords, Breivik, German submarines operating from Bergen and Trondheim, don't like Partysvensks.
Sweden: Nobel, Ikea, Volvo, Scania, those meat balls, Enya - I miss her.
Finland: Thousands of lakes, Winter war - they fought like lions, Mannerheim, Vodka, metal/Lordi.
Portugal: Football, I have their jersey, Figo, C. Ronaldo, explorers, De Gama, European Brazil(lol).
Spain: El Cid, fought the Moors, Age of discovery, Conquistadors, Sangria, Flamenco.
France: Joan of Arc, Napoleon, Eiffel's tower, Maginot line, wine and cheese.
Denmark: Pusher trilogy, center of Germanic Europe, Lego.
Luxembourg: Nothing realy comes to mind, Germans in denial hehe.
Belgium: Center of that bloodsucking EU and NATO is there, division and separatism, nice place for a tank exercise before attacking France.
Holland: Hague tribunal for war crimes(shameful!), nice language that I would like to learn, windmills, parts of country under sea level.
Germany: We were always on the bad terms for stupid reasons, synonym of law and order among Balkanites, Blitzkrieg, Panzer, Bismarck, Prussia, Holy Roman Empire, Mercedes, Audi, BMW, VW, they were more honest to us in both world wars than our ''friends'' were
Switzerland: Peace and prosperity, Banks, I love Swiss Franks.
Italy:Beautiful cities with rich history where every building is older than USA, boot kicking Sicily, Trieste where all Yugoslavia went for shoping, Spagetti.
Malta: Island, WW2 bombing, English learning courses, Malta1066 lives there and trolls from there.
Poland: Slavic bros, first to fight in WW2 and fought bravely, Jan Sobiesky, land of trolls(obvious) and horny bastards(Artek).
Austria: Gestarbeiters, safe heaven for unemployed Balkanites, AU Empire, Mozart, Hitler, Alps.
Czech Republic: Slavic bros, a bit Germanized tbh, Bohemia, Skoda, Staropramen beer, Prague is one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
Hungary: Danube, Budapest, Jobbik, Pannonian plain, 1848. revolution, lake Balaton.
Slovakia: Bratislava, similar to Czechs.
Slovenia: My favourite ex-Yu country, Ljubljana, Tam trucks(lol), , fucked by EU bloodsuckers, Alenka only Slo. member and nice addition to the forum.
Croatia: Coastline, they are so different than Serbs but like to listen to Serbian music, especially when drunk.
Bosnia and Herzergovina: Should dessolve because it's disfuncional.
Serbia:My country, I love it, although it's been sistematicaly destroyed by foreighn (EU) and domestic(pro-EU) bloodsuckers.
Montenegro: Should be part of Serbia, ofc. Fake nation created bu communists.
Kosovo: Is Serbia and still not recognized by more than half f the world.
Macedonia: Their ethnic problems and conflicts are yet to come.
Greece: Aegean and Ionnian sea, islands, Athens and Thessloniki, Acropolis, Sirtaki, Gyros, Souvlaki.
Bulgaria: Black sea coast, been to Nessebar and Bourgas, they grow roses like crazy, too much Gypsyes.
Romania: Dacia, Transylvania, Vlad Tepes, Dracula, Codreanu, too much Gypsyes.
Estonia:Riga, SS soldiers celebrated as national heroes, Karl of course.
Latvia:Same as Estonia, they seem to dislike Russians, Swedish investments.
Lithuania: Basketball, Kaunas, Hannibal Lecter.
Belarus:Lukashenko, Minsk, Russians basically.
Ukraine: Kiev, Donetsk, pro-Russian and anti-Russian part, beautiful women, Julia Timoshenko.
Russia:Leader of the Slavic world, biggest country in the world, best writers in the world, best chess players, first man in space was Russian, superpower and Putin of course, I could keep writing for hours.

[XtraXavier]

[Polandextreme language

In what way? Polish is beautiful Slavic language.

[B]land of trolls(obvious)

How many exactly? :rolleyes:;)

[Minesweeper]

.

How many exactly? :rolleyes:;)

If trolling is an art, then certain Poles are artists. ;)

[Karl]

Estonia- If I understand, they are not russian (obviously), they are Baltic but they are not like the other Baltic states (strangely).


Nope, Estonians aren't Baltic, they are Finnic and unrelated to the Balts. And there's nothing strange about Estonia being different from "the other Baltic states", as the Estonians aren't Baltic in the first place nor do they identify as "Baltic".

[Malta1066Falzon]

How many exactly? :rolleyes:;)

Looks like we got something else in common except our Flags and fine potato harvesting <3 :D

[Albion]

Montenegro: 'Hello we are Serbian people but we want our own subsidized country in our backward valley and around our unknown black mountain' , Serbia 12 points

This is correct. :D

[MagnaLaurentia]

If you received that message in private you should have kept it private, as I told earlier, my PM were temporarily off (don't know why) you had other means to contact me or advise me of that problem.

Come on... :rolleyes:


I do not allow you to expose in a forum thread post, the private messages I send you, that is extremely impolite, treacherous and reveals lack of honor in the discussion and that you are an untrustworthy person. If you couldn't think about a different way to reply to my message you could have replied here without quoting me. This was to be kept private. What were you thinking? Are you a kid? Did you had fun with that?

Ok, listen there are many people who wrote to me privately and I have not published their message here on the forum when they were courteous and polite. Why you're shocked? I don't have a contract with you for non-publication. Why I published your message here? You're a coward who hid behind the censorship and blocking message. So for your "lessons of honor", you are not in position to decide who have honor or not.


The lines that I've wrote you are a different discussion that has nothing to do with this thread otherwise I wouldn't send you a private message for discussion.

The other members of this forum should be aware of this peculiar personality of yours and be advised in the future.
I will have to ask the moderator to please erase that senseless post.

You're the victim of the "terrible" MagnaLaurentia!

You're right, everyone knows who I am now. I don't tolerate hypocrites and cowards. In other words: Don't send me private messages to piss me off. I'm not your psychologist or your friend.

Stop being on your computer and go take a walk outside to change your mind if you are not able to laugh of your self. You might be complexed because you're the only one sending me a private message after my publication.

BTW, I will not respond to your next posts on this subject (privately or not). I will not spend all my time to maintain this silly debate.

Have a nice day.

[Catrau]

Stop being on your computer and go take a walk outside to change your mind if you are not able to laugh of your self. You might be complexed because you're the only one sending me a private message after my publication.
.

:confused:

You talk too much.:ranger:

[Leliana]

It's amazing how our "terrible food" turns delicious just by changing their names to Greek.
Uhm idk, 'Gyros' is the only Greek food I know and eat every now and then. Skewer Hungarian art: Schaschlik. Skewer Greek art: Gyros. :cool:

In what way? Polish is beautiful Slavic language.

Polish language is horribly difficult to read and complicated! The words and names are more complicated than other Slavic words or names. :picard1: Russian seems easy compared to Polish language.

People listen, that's a Polish sentence: 'W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie, że chrząszcz brzmi tam w Szczebrzeszynie.

http://s2.vagalume.com/dynimage_user/3ade68b7g7ce76ea3.jpg

Not only that I don't understand anything, no, I can't even pronounce the words or spell them as a word!

[Queen B]

It's amazing how our "terrible food" turns delicious just by changing their names to Greek.

Gyros = Didn't know you eat pork there.
Souvlaki = since when souvlaki has to do with Turkey? :picard2:

[XtraXavier]

Polish language is horribly difficult to read and complicated! The words and names are more complicated than other Slavic words or names. :picard1: Russian seems easy compared to Polish language.
Not only that I don't understand anything, no, I can't even pronounce the words or spell them as a word!
Not as hard as to pronouce 'Ordnungsamt', 'Anmeldungsbescheinigung', or 'Einzugsermächtigung', lol.

But seriously, German to me sound they have an infinite amount of flem in their throat.

[Aramis]

Höchstgeschwindigkeitsbegrenzung.

[Comte Arnau]

Part 1. Western Europe.

England: pudding
Ireland: ale
Iceland: cod
Norway: salmon
Sweden: more salmon
Finland: vodka
Portugal: pastéis de Belem
Spain: churros
France: croissants
Denmark: wienerbrod
Belgium: waffles
Holland: gouda
Germany: bratwurst
Switzerland: chocolate
Italy: pasta
Poland: pierogi
Czech Republic: beer
Slovakia: more beer
Hungary: goulash
Austria: sachertorte

[ficuscarica]

Poland: An infinitely cute girl which I took from Berlin to Nuremberg some time ago. One glance was enough to set my heart on fire. She had a boyfriend, though.

[ficuscarica]

pt. 1:

England: green, rain, English breakfast
Ireland: green pastures
Iceland: Björk
Norway: fjords
Sweden: moose, kotbullar, wilderness/great nature
Finland: Mongs
Portugal: green and warm
Spain: dry, friendly people
France: historic cities, good food, beautiful nature
Denmark: cold sea and wind, bright houses
Belgium: Herman van Rompuy
Holland: tall, friendly people with Dutch accent
Germany: Rammstein, beer, great landscape
Switzerland: mountains, a bit strange people
Italy: Tuscany, pizza
Poland: an unbelievably cute girl I met, rough country
Czech Republic: almost nothing
Slovakia: Bratislava
Hungary: puszta, paprika, sun
Austria: Ewald Stadler, good meat and sausages

[rashka]

Ukraine: wives of a lot of italians


Really? :lol:

[rashka]

Serbia: trolling the apricity
Albania: dralos


That should be inverted....

[PowerPaw]

England - funny/odd accents, melting pot, fish & chips, Devon Rex (cat)

Ireland - nice accent, green and beautiful landscape, gingers, four-leaf clover

Scottland - kilts, nice accent, Scottish fold (cat)

Iceland - Icelandic horses

Norway - brothers with funny language

Finland - brothers with weird language

Portugal - negro admixture :D language = lame version of Spanish

France - melting pot, burning suburbs, pretentious and snobby language, baguettes

Denmark - odd language and pølse

Holland - prostitution and cannabis

Germany - bratwurst, nice dog breeds, world wars, National Socialism, Turks, lack of freedom of speech, guilt mentality, okey language

Italy - MotoGP, excellent food, nice language, mafia, colosseum, Cane Corso (dog) Dante Alighieri

Malta - tiny, tiny island that can fit in the palm of my hands (almost :p)

Poland - Auschwitz and Treblinka, Sabaton fans, berry pickers

Austria - Adolf Hitler and Inquiring Mind

Hungary - language related to Finnish

Croatia - one of the more civilzed Balkan countries, attractive tourist place

Bosnia and Herzergovina - Muslim shithole

Kosovo - Europe's arsehole, gypsies, wiggers, muslims, backward mentality

Greece - the olympics, small dicked statues, democracy, philosopheres, crisis, anti Turk, lamb meat, tzatziki

Bulgaria - crappy food, pretty girls

Ukraine - Russia's little brother

Russia - huge country, hardcore people, nice language, alcoholism, drugs (heroin and krokodil) communism, pretty girls

[Peyrol]

Really? :lol:

Of course: 60 years old rich unmarried men with 25-30 yrs old poor ukrainian girls.

Both the categories are disgusting and composed of losers.

[tu_veneno]

Bulgaria - crappy food, pretty girls




Yeah, Swedish food comes close second:picard2: As if Swedes actually eat FOOD.

The best food is Balkan and Turkish.

[ficuscarica]

Yeah, Swedish food comes close second:picard2: As if Swedes actually eat FOOD.

The best food is Balkan and Turkish.

:picard1:

[tu_veneno]

U no like Turkish food?

:D

[PowerPaw]

Yeah, Swedish food comes close second:picard2: As if Swedes actually eat FOOD.

I starved during my whole stay in Bulgaria, they even lacked very basic cooking skills :( Very low standard.

Sweden has quite a few good stuff in its cuisine imo.



The best food is Balkan and Turkish.

I like Greek food.

[tu_veneno]

I starved during my whole stay in Bulgaria, they even very lacked basic cooking skills :( Very low standard.

Sweden has quite a few good stuff in its cuisine imo.



I like Greek food.

You probably visited the wrong places. It's not just Bulgaria that has crappy restaurants where they can't cook. You probably visited the sea resorts and it's no surprise since you didn't like the food. I myself hate eating on the Black Sea coast because people can't cook there (in tourist places I mean). Thus, your comment is not valid. Bulgaria has rich and varied food. You just didn't visit the right places.

[ficuscarica]

U no like Turkish food?

:D

There´s some good Turkish food, but Sweden has some really good stuff as well.

[PowerPaw]

You probably visited the wrong places. It's not just Bulgaria that has crappy restaurants where they can't cook. You probably visited the sea resorts and it's no surprise since you didn't like the food. I myself hate eating on the Black Sea coast because people can't cook there (in tourist places I mean). Thus, your comment is not valid. Bulgaria has rich and varied food. You just didn't visit the right places.

I was in Varna, the country's third largest city should have some of that "rich and varied food" you're talking about, I'd think.

[Ergenekon]

Gyros = Didn't know you eat pork there.
Souvlaki = since when souvlaki has to do with Turkey? :picard2:

Gyro: Hellenized version of döner.
Souvlaki: Hellenized version of shish kebab.

The only difference is that you have an additional "with pork meat" option, that's it. ;)

[ioan assen]

I was in Varna, the country's third largest city should have some of that "rich and varied food" you're talking about, I'd think.
There are alot of restaurants with delicious food in Varna. I am very very surprised to hear you found none!!!
The only way I can explain this if you were in all inclusive. There are some hotels who buy cheap food in order to maximize on their profit, but in reallity the Bulgarian kitchen is rich and tasty.

[Queen B]

Gyro: Hellenized version of döner.
Souvlaki: Hellenized version of shish kebab.

The only difference is that you have an additional "with pork meat" option, that's it. ;)


While Gyros is the Greek version of Doner (but with Pork), its Shish kebab that is the Turkish version of Souvlaki (with different meat).
Skewers exist in Greece since Homer's years. Recorded.

[morski]

There are alot of restaurants with delicious food in Varna. I am very very surprised to hear you found none!!!
The only way I can explain this if you were in all inclusive. There are some hotels who buy cheap food in order to maximize on their profit, but in reallity the Bulgarian kitchen is rich and tasty.

Well, maybe they just genuinely don't like what we eat. I for example find this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinnekj%C3%B8tt)thing rather repulsive. Not to mention their canned rotten fish dishes.:shrug:

[ioan assen]

Well, maybe they just genuinely don't like what we eat. I for example find this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinnekj%C3%B8tt)thing rather repulsive. Not to mention their canned rotten fish dishes.:shrug:
yaiks this nordic dish looks disgusting, but i must say i totally love fish.

[morski]

yaiks this nordic dish looks disgusting, but i must say i totally love fish.

I love fish as well. But I suspect neither of us will particularly like this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming).

[ficuscarica]

Bulgaria: Azis

[morski]

Bulgaria: Azis

:rolleyes:

Oh, how I wish this ghastly, sickening Gypo to just sod off from the fatherland... :picard1:

[Hurrem sultana]

I remember watching Azis on balkanica .....what a joke :D

[Queen B]

:rolleyes:

Oh, how I wish this ghastly, sickening Gypo to just sod off from the fatherland... :picard1:

Νοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοο, Αzis is number 1 :D:D

[PowerPaw]

The only way I can explain this if you were in all inclusive. There are some hotels who buy cheap food in order to maximize on their profit, but in reallity the Bulgarian kitchen is rich and tasty.

No, that was not it, I only ate on "independant" restaurants, and they all served crappy, low standard food, except one, a Lebanese place.. :D


Well, maybe they just genuinely don't like what we eat. I for example find this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinnekj%C3%B8tt)thing rather repulsive.

That's Norwegian, and I've never tried it.



Not to mention their canned rotten fish dishes.:shrug:

Actually, most people don't even eat surströmming, that's just something a few from the older generations eat.


I love fish as well. But I suspect neither of us will particularly like this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming).

If you guys love fish you'll probably like Swedish cuisine, since we have plenty of fish in it. That you guys bring up something most people don't even eat is just lame, it's obvious you're quite butthurt; "Oh yea you think Bulgarian food is crappy? Well Swedish food is disgusting!!11" Don't be mad that everyone doesn't appreciate your "cooking", at least you have pretty girls :D

[Alberta1]

England: green, rain, hot girls
Ireland: green pastures, St.patrick
Iceland: Ice,Vikings
Norway: Vikings
Sweden: Socialist, Vikings, Snow
Finland: Snow,reindeers
Portugal: warm
Spain: Flamenco, Moors,
France: Charles Martel
Denmark: cold sea and wind, bright houses
Belgium: netural country
Holland: friendly people, Wooden shoes, windmills
Germany: Rammstein, beer, great landscape
Switzerland: secret banks
Italy: Sicily
Poland: Catholic
Czech Republic: almost nothing
Hungary: Turan, Jobbik
Austria:Habsburgs
Malta: Knights of Malta
Bosnia: Muslim Slavs
Serbia: Brave people
Greece: Ancient civilization Hellenes, Gyros
Russia: A Eurasian federation.

[arcticwolf]

What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

England - Witty, even tempered. Culturally, my people.
Ireland - Cool, good drinkers, good friends.
Iceland - Volcanoes, geysers, Vikings
Norway - Vikings, some really cool people.
Sweden - Vikings, liberalism, cool and level headed.
Finland - Great drinkers! Respect! Uber cool! Long live Finland! :D
Portugal - Vasco da Gama
Spain - Conquistadors, flamenco.
France - Brigitte Bardot, French Revolution.
Denmark - Vikings
Luxembourg - Don't know that much about it.
Belgium - Chocolate, waffles.
Holland - Windmills, wooden shoes.
Germany - Beer
Switzerland - Banks, Alps.
Italy - Rome, pasta.
Malta - Home of a rally cool dude! You know who I mean, the honorary Slav! ;)
Poland - Heimat. I know you Slavs are loving this! :laugh:
Austria - Good pastry.
Czech Republic - Brothers and Sisters
Hungary - Friends, a bit confused at times but friends. ;)
Slovakia - Brothers and Sisters
Slovenia - Brothers and Sisters
Croatia - Brothers and Sisters
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Brothers and Sisters
Serbia - Brothers and Sisters
Montenegro - Brothers and Sisters
Macedonia - Brothers and Sisters
Greece - I love Greece and Greeks, what can I say. Beautiful country! :D
Bulgaria - Brothers and Sisters
Romania - Beautiful women, friendly, good people, Slavs in denial. ;)
Estonia - Don't know that much about Estonia, like them just because they are related to Finns!
Latvia - Riga, Like them just because they are Balts! ( My cousins )
Lithuania - Brothers and Sisters ( I know they are Balts, to me they are my people. )
Belarus - Brothers and Sisters
Ukraine - Brothers and Sisters
Russia - Brothers and Sisters

[ficuscarica]

England: green, rain, hot girls
Ireland: green pastures, St.patrick
Iceland: Ice,Vikings
Norway: Vikings
Sweden: Socialist, Vikings, Snow
Finland: Snow,reindeers
Portugal: warm
Spain: Flamenco, Moors,
France: Charles Martel
Denmark: cold sea and wind, bright houses
Belgium: netural country
Holland: friendly people, Wooden shoes, windmills
Germany: Rammstein, beer, great landscape
Switzerland: secret banks
Italy: Sicily
Poland: Catholic
Czech Republic: almost nothing
Hungary: Turan, Jobbik
Austria:Habsburgs
Malta: Knights of Malta
Bosnia: Muslim Slavs
Serbia: Brave people
Greece: Ancient civilization Hellenes, Gyros
Russia: A Eurasian federation.

You stole a lot from me. :eek::cool:

[Alex Delarge]

Let's see if i can be politically correct with everyone while being honest:

England - britpop, comedies, hooligans
Ireland - the corrs
Iceland - bjork
Norway - fjords
Sweden - ABBA
Finland - Nokia
Portugal - Home
Spain - La liga, neighbours, harsh language
France - Napoleon
Denmark - Vikings, Schmeichel
Luxembourg - portuguese emigrants
Belgium - k's choice
Holland - i think of the good time i had there
Germany - oktoberfest
Switzerland - apls, chocolate, clocks
Italy - iberian-italian forum rivalry, beautiful scenary
Malta - ?
Poland - hot women, WWII
Austria - mozart, vienna
Czech Republic - hot women
Hungary - hot women
Slovakia - hot women
Slovenia - zahovic
Croatia - suker, boban
Bosnia and Herzergovina - war
Serbia - drulovic
Montenegro - ?
Kosovo - ?
Macedonia - ?
Greece - old temples
Bulgaria - balakov
Romania - vlad tepes
Estonia - 23andme
Latvia - i don't know much, so it makes me think of a forum member
Lithuania - ?
Belarus - ?
Ukraine - immigrants
Russia - hot women

[arcticwolf]

Where is Scotland on that list?

Scotland - have many friends of Scottish descent, great folks! :thumb001: The bagpipe version of the "Amazing Grace" is .............. well amazing! :D

No matter what anybody says, it is Scottish! :laugh:

euWfTiYwRB0

[dralos]

you forgot the republic of kosova,artic wolf

[XtraXavier]

Poland - hot women
Veneda approves this post. :cool:

[XtraXavier]

you forgot the republic of kosova,artic wolf
Kosowo jest serbskie!
yl9KBTzc01Q

[dralos]

never forget that silesia one day will be german and you're cherrypicking

[XtraXavier]

never forget that silesia one day will be german and you're cherrypicking
http://www.nacjonalista.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/serb09.jpg?6949c1

[dralos]

SILESIA IS GERMAN,give it back

[morski]

No, that was not it, I only ate on "independant" restaurants, and they all served crappy, low standard food, except one, a Lebanese place.. :D



That's Norwegian, and I've never tried it.



Actually, most people don't even eat surströmming, that's just something a few from the older generations eat.



If you guys love fish you'll probably like Swedish cuisine, since we have plenty of fish in it. That you guys bring up something most people don't even eat is just lame, it's obvious you're quite butthurt; "Oh yea you think Bulgarian food is crappy? Well Swedish food is disgusting!!11" Don't be mad that everyone doesn't appreciate your "cooking", at least you have pretty girls :D

Nah, not butthurt. Just tried to explain that tastes vary and nobody is required/expected to like a random country's cuisine.;)

[Vojnik]

Kosowo jest serbskie!
yl9KBTzc01Q

Guapo aproves. :thumb001:

[dralos]

guapo also approves that you are little serbians

[Ausência Forçada]

Portugal - negro admixture :D language = lame version of Spanish



wtf??! had to come complexed monkey say shit ...
what negro admix? :picard1: ss values are irrelevant in Iberia (.0,30% 1% etc thousands of years origin - probably neolithic) thats the better you can say?

[XtraXavier]

wtf??! had to come complexed monkey say shit ...
what negro admix? :picard1: ss values are irrelevant in Iberia (.0,30% 1% etc thousands of years origin - probably neolithic) thats the better you can say?
Did you see her big grin? She was joking obviously.

[blabla]

England

Premier League, Only fools an horses


Ireland


Green scenery, American TV shows



Iceland


Ice


Norway


Breivik, unfortunatly.


Sweden


Cold, wealthy, bleached girls.


Finland


Dont know, Nokia maybe, they seem to be obsessed on antroforums to convice everybody that they arent mongols with blond hair


Portugal


One portugese girl i meet.


Spain


Soap operas,Aquí no hay quien vive, short people with greasy hair.


France


Paris, cobble stoned streets with thousands of Renos and Citroens


Denmark


Nothing really...


Luxembourg


Small country


Belgium


EU,NATO headquarter


Holland


Hague court, Ajax


Germany


As any other proper balkanian I have relatives there, so my realtieves


Switzerland


Civilization at it best.


Italy


Seria A, milion vespas on streets, FIAT


Malta


When I was a kid I spent holiday over there


Poland


Poljska u mome srcu


Austria


Balkan starts here


Czech Republic


Prague, Pavel Nedved


Hungary


Neighbours, Hungarians I know


Slovakia


Czechoslovakia


Slovenia
Croatia
Bosnia and Herzergovina
Montenegro
Kosovo
Macedonia


Occupied Serbia


Greece


Holiday



Bulgaria


Fat bulgarian border police yeling Bratko Bratko!


Romania


Google earth street view


Estonia


Latvia, Lithuania


Latvia


Estonia, Lithuania


Lithuania


Eurobasket final 95, almost good as us in basketball



Belarus


Lukashenko, roll model



Ukraine


Shevchenko, yellow collor, similiar to us



Russia


Motherland.

[Aura]

how is possible all the serbians to think the same for everything :D

[dralos]

how is possible all the serbians to think the same for everything :D
they call russia motherland but they dont want to go back,i guess they're still bad children:D

[Harmonia]

England- Shakespeare, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, biscuits (no idea why..), Europe's best ranking universities, pubs.
Ireland- St.Patrick, shamrock, leprechaun, halloween, Oscar Wilde
Iceland- cold, beautiful landscape, arhaic language.
Norway- Edvard Grieg, Edvard Munch, fjords, vikings, aurora borealis, brown cheese.
Sweden- Alfred Nobel, Astrid Lindgren, vikings, house of Vasa.
Finland- Kalevala, sauna, awesome language, metal music, Karelian pie (yummy), Ievan Polkka.
Portugal- Henry the Navigator, age of discovery.
Spain- Don Quixote, hot weather, Salvador Dali, football.
France- French revolution, Napoleon, crepe, Alexandre Dumas, Victor Hugo, Louis XIV.
Denmark- Danish cookies, Hans Christian andersen, vikings
Luxembourg- no idea.
Belgium- Belgian chocolate.
Holland- art, Dutch golden age, Vincent Van Gogh, windmills, Dutch cheese.
Germany- Beethoven, HRE, beer, Goethe, neo-medieval music.
Switzerland- clocks, chocolate, banks, Swiss Alps, rich, neutral.
Italy- Italian rennaisance, architecture, Dante, Rome, Venice, best cuisine, mafia.
Malta- Maltese cross.
Poland- nice language, Chopin, A.Mickiewicz, Jan III sobieski, Sobieski wodka, T.Kosciuszko,neighbours, friendly people.
Austria- classical music, apple strudel, Vienna, Habsburgs, friendly people.
Czech Republic- puppetry, Jan Švankmajer, hussites, Jan Hus, Bohemia, Prague, nice language, A.Dvorak.
Hungary- proud people, beautiful language, goulash, jobbik, treaty of Trianon, F.Liszt.
Slovakia- Tatra mountains.
Slovenia- sunny side of the Alps :D
Croatia- warm weather, beautiful coastlines, Dubrovnik.
Bosnia and Herzergovina- muslims, Bosnian war.
Serbia- kingdom of Serbia, Stephen Dušan, battle of Kosovo.
Montenegro- Serbia.
Kosovo- ^
Macedonia- nothing really comes to mind.
Greece- philosophers, classical literature, Byzantine icons, also names of Greek gods and goddesses comes to mind.
Bulgaria- old church Slavonic, iconography, first and second Bulgarian empires, tsar Samuil,kukeri ritual.
Romania- sheeps (idk why, but comes to mind :D ), Vlad III Dracula.
Estonia- Kalev chocolate.
Latvia - brothers.
Lithuania - Sweet home.
Belarus- No idea.
Ukraine - No idea.
Russia- ballet, bylina, Tolstoy; Dostoevsky, Pushkin, Turgenev and a lot of other names comes to mind, so in short: great literature; finest classical music, best animation and movies, matryoshka, ushanka, kokoshnik, kvass, Tetris, G.Zhukov.

[Loki]

Hungary: depresive people,

You are right! As in depressed; pessimistic in character. I dated one and have been there ;)

[Tabiti]

You are right! As in depressed; pessimistic in character. I dated one and have been there ;)
I have read Hungarians are the most suicidal one. Don't forget the Gloomy Sunday song;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloomy_Sunday
PIOat9w8Mtk

[arcticwolf]

You are right! As in depressed; pessimistic in character. I dated one and have been there ;)

How can you guys say this? Hungarians are our friends and as there are no Hungarians on this forum their best friend has to stand up for them!

How can people that created this song:

6Z0JVH6e8O0

be anything but amazing? :)

[Comte Arnau]

I, a Southerner, when going from Prague to Budapest, felt like someone moving from an überbeautiful city with cute but surly unsociable inhabitants to a much warmer place, with girls almost as cute and more diverse. It was the Danube, but one could almost start to feel some of the Mediterranean already from there, with an inch of Eastern spice too. Nah, Hungarians are not depressive at all. Or if they are, there are to the north much more depressive people than the Magyars.

[Duskfall]

Thinking of cousine

Balkan cuisine ---------------------------> Swedish cuisine (korv me mos!)

[Madonna]

England - beautiful accent
Ireland - green
Iceland - island
Norway - beautiful landscape
Sweden - blonds
Finland- Muminki (cartoon)
Portugal - almost like Spain
Spain - hot !!
France - Paris
Denmark - hot guys :D
Luxembourg - small
Belgium - bigget than Luxembourg
Holland - blondes who hates Poles
Germany- hot guys !!!!
Switzerland - bank
Italy - pizza
Malta - far away
Poland - HOME !!!!
Austria - Alps
Czech Republic - best beer, brothers, beautiful PRAHA !!!
Hungary - brothers
Slovakia - brothers!!
Slovenia - expensive highways !!
Croatia - paradise !!!
Bosnia and Herzergovina - war
Serbia- hot guys !!!
Montenegro - second paradise !!!
Kosovo - hmmm
Macedonia - Balkans
Greece - crisis
Bulgaria - beautiful beaches, nice people !! good hotels
Romania - Dracula
Estonia - almost like Finns
Latvia - sister of Lithuania
Lithuania - sister of Latvia
Belarus - brothers
Ukraine - brothers
Russia - vodka , both love and hate , brothers

[mysticism]

England - beautiful accent
Ireland - green
Iceland - island
Norway - beautiful landscape
Sweden - blonds
Finland- Muminki (cartoon)
Portugal - almost like Spain
Spain - hot !!
France - Paris
Denmark - hot guys :D
Luxembourg - small
Belgium - bigget than Luxembourg
Holland - blondes who hates Poles
Germany- hot guys !!!!
Switzerland - bank
Italy - pizza
Malta - far away
Poland - HOME !!!!
Austria - Alps
Czech Republic - best beer, brothers, beautiful PRAHA !!!
Hungary - brothers
Slovakia - brothers!!
Slovenia - expensive highways !!
Croatia - paradise !!!
Bosnia and Herzergovina - war
Serbia- hot guys !!!
Montenegro - second paradise !!!
Kosovo - hmmm
Macedonia - Balkans
Greece - crisis
Bulgaria - beautiful beaches, nice people !! good hotels
Romania - Dracula
Estonia - almost like Finns
Latvia - sister of Lithuania
Lithuania - sister of Latvia
Belarus - brothers
Ukraine - brothers
Russia - vodka , both love and hate , brothers

Skipped albania :D

[Guapo]

I have read Hungarians are the most suicidal one.

Wrong, Finns are.

[Madonna]

yea true Albania hmmm - dralos :D

[fufuangeli]

Stereotypical stuff in 3... 2... 1... (This might be offensive to some people, yes, I am being stereotypical as hell, no, I don't beleive in stereotypes.

England - Awesome accents, tea, LAWD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Ireland - Gingers, Whiskey, Potatoes, Green, Leprechauns
Iceland - Hot guys, Weird people.
Norway - Hot guys, beautiful nature.
Sweden - Hot guys, IKEA, perverts, meatballs, vikings
Finland - Passive Agressive people, vodka
Portugal - .... Brazil's Pimp.
Spain - TOROS! Uhm. Ibiza, beautiful beaches and whatnot.
France - Drunk cheese, Paris.
Denmark - Hot guys, perverts, beer, LEGO.
Luxembourg - Fancy Stuff.
Belgium - BEER.
Holland - Hot guys, tall people, Weed.
Germany - Industry, PART OF MY FAMILYYY, uh... Hot guys?
Switzerland - Expensive tuff, pretty buildings, banks.
Italy - Pizza, Mario, Spaghetti! Okay. And part of my family.
Malta - Italy's younger brother.
Poland - Concentration ca---Okay, no. Never mind. That's going too far. :p
Austria - Classical Music, Germany's competition.
Czech Republic - Beautiful capital. <3
Hungary - Biggest penises in Europe, apparently.
Greece - Ancient greek ruins. Riots.
Romania - DRACULA.
Estonia - Russia's victim #1
Latvia - Russia's victim #2
Lithuania - Russia's victim #3
Belarus - "Became one with Russia!!!"
Ukraine - Chernobyl
Russia - Vodka, Mobsters, Tall intimidating people, cold.

[Germaniac]

Well, I'll tell u, Austria is just Greater Germany, so is half of Poland, Alsace-Lorraine...

[MfA_]

Poland - The Witcher

[Sir Mittens]

England - Rain, fish and chips, Big Ben, engineering/the industrial revolution, Top Gear and The Beatles.
Ireland - A thousand bottles of whiske- drinks. Yes, drinks.
Iceland - They eat goat heads for dinner.
Norway - The future west coast of Sweden. Also: fjords, a lack of butter, Svalbard and skiing.
Sweden - Soon kings of all of northern Europe. Oh, and polar bears that we ride to school.
Finland - Strange people, saunas (where all the strange people live) and lakes.
Portugal - Flowers.
Spain - Beaches, no grass anywhere and useless internet connections.
France - The most culturally interesting country in the world. Though I don't like their snail eating-habit.
Denmark - Very flat, built out of lego, the most drunk scandinavians.
Luxembourg - That fancy, rich neighbourhood of France.
Belgium - Because who needs an actual government?
Holland - It's the Netherlands. :( (also: tulips, wooden shoes and bicycling)
Germany - Industries, BMW and Volkswagen, no traffic laws.
Switzerland - Skiing, banks and an interesting voting system. It is NOT Sweden.
Italy - Pasta and pizza, football.
Malta - Know little about.
Poland - Walesa fighting for freedom.
Austria - Classical music.
Czech Republic - Ice hockey.
Hungary - Rubik's cube.
Slovakia - Ice hockey.
Slovenia - Professional skiing competitions.
Croatia - Mountain rally stages.
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Know very little about.
Serbia - I'm clueless.
Montenegro - I'm clueless.
Kosovo - I'm clueless.
Macedonia - I'm clueless (and feel bad for not knowing anything about the countries in Europe)
Greece - Birthplace of the 'modern' society structure-wise, with democracy and theatre (though all good things can't last forever).
Bulgaria - Attractive tourist destination for Swedes.
Romania - Old Greek and Roman ruins.
Estonia - Probably wants to be Sweden.
Latvia - Probably wants to be Sweden.
Lithuania - Probably wants to be Sweden.
Belarus - Easily annoyed leader (http://www.voanews.com/content/belarus-orders-swedish-embassy-out/1476607.html)
Ukraine - Tjernobyl and mutated stuff.
Russia - Vodka and vodka.

I was not very serious when I started or finished writing, don't take anything seriously unless you are a finn. You are actually weird.

[Catrau]

Portugal - .... Brazil's Pimp.



What's the meaning of this??
:mmmm::mmmm:

[fufuangeli]

What's the meaning of this??
:mmmm::mmmm:

Means, Brazil is your bitch.

Edit: Don't take this seriously. I don't really mean it.

[Partizan]

England - Hooligans, colonialism, empirist philosophy.
Ireland - Funny stories about drinking.
Iceland - Vulcanoes, a sold island :D
Norway - Vikings and Saamis.
Sweden - Big bad boys of Scandinavia.
Finland - "C'mon guys, we are cousins!!"
Portugal - Fado, petite and cute ladies, meat.
Spain - Cute ladies, colonisation, nice cuisine.
France - Colonialism, Turkophobia, Armenophilia, Philohellenism... However cool philosophy(Descartes and Politzer) and literature(Zola), tbh.
Denmark - Andersen and cheese?
Luxembourg - Somewhere I could visit if I wouldn't be extravagant.
Belgium - Nice country, just behave of thieves at night :D
Holland - You mean Netherlands? Successful people. Only colonialist nation who gains my sympathy, especially after seeing Dutch agricultural system! :thumb001:
Germany - Beer, robotic hardworkingness, good people in real life but jerks online.
Switzerland - Chocolate, banks, watches.
Italy - Hot ladies, Etruscans, Renaissance(my favorite is Machiavelli), nice cuisine.
Malta - Japanese Medlar(We call it as Maltese Medlar in Turkey), siege of Malta ( :picard1: ), English language courses, Semitic language in latin script and Templar Knights.
Poland - Err... Sobieski Vodka, friendly and cute girls , Copernicus, Jan Sobieski III (I owe him something though :D), Lipka Tatars, Mustafa Celaleddin (http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstanty_Borz%C4%99cki) and Polonezköy/Adampol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonezk%C3%B6y) :)
Austria - Conservative people, nice climate and classical music.
Czech Republic - Nice beer, cool weather.
Hungary - HAJRA TURAN :thumb001: :thumb001:
Slovakia - You mean Feldivek?
Slovenia - Hardworking guys of Yugoslavia. Thanks for mothering Comrade Tito! :thumb001:
Croatia - Is there really an ex-Yugoslavian country? I've only seen Dubrovnik though and there looked more "Latin" than "South Slav" to me, as a city(not phenotypes). Thanks for fathering Marshal Tito! :)
Bosnia and Herzergovina - Friends :)
Serbia - Really, a sentence is not enough...
Montenegro - Have no clue yet.
Kosovo - abbr. Southern Serbia.
Macedonia - Buffer zone and nice dances.
Greece - Yeah, we are not tired of debating and fighting. Both! Ouzo or Rakı may calm down, however :D
Bulgaria - "Chorba parasi komsi?" Hehe, joke. A country once I tried to see as brothers because of Bulgar connection but later I turned neutral. I started to "Bulgarian including Turanism" trend in YouTube once upon a time but later I got frustrated.
Romania - Cuman past, Latin speaking East Euros and Dracula.
Estonia - "Hello cousins!"
Latvia - No clue.
Lithuania - Polly in Class 402 :p Heh I used to think that I was male version of her when I was a kid.
Belarus - Nothing would change if it would be annexed to Russia.
Ukraine - Cossacks, Kievian Rus, Khazars, Sarmatians... The place with the most interesting history of Europe in my holy opinion.
Russia - A state which I hate and admire at the same time. Hate for exploiting, exiling and massacring my Turkic kinsmen; admire for the cold-blooded and snooty soul.

[Aura]

nice work mongolos

[Alex Delarge]

Means, Brazil is your bitch.

That's not really true. Brazil is a giant in many ways.

[Partizan]

nice work mongolos

http://t.qkme.me/35usy5.jpg

[Aura]

Hail almighty Kastrioti!

[mysticism]

england - tea and fish and chips and the queen

ireland - guinness leprachauns and lots of drunk sing-a-longs

spain - hipsters artists snobs and ETA terrorists, and american hipster tourists

Portugal - dark isolated short people

France - hipsters artists snobs pretentious dweebs and naive tourists

Italy - eurotrash, loud, pizza, vespas, american college students

Malta - british colony, catholic a-rabs

Greece - proud people, failed government, scam artists, naive and stupid british/american tourists

Bulgaria - gypsies prostitutes and cheap tourists

Serbia - soccer hooligans, stuck-up hot girls, lack of english-speakers

Montenegro - Serbian tourists, mountain and sea in one

Bosnia - crazy serbs, fake ethnicities, turkey-worship, ethnic rivalry, yugo-nostalgia

Croatia - Serbian-speaking fascists, Oblivious-pompous-isolated Yugoslavs, italian cities

Slovenia - faggots, gangster serbian immigrants

Austria - Little Serbia, wog germans

Turkey - Cheap Greece, Secular Muslims, Mediterranean but not really

Sweden - Liberal people, cold, Igmar Bergman, Wog criminal projects, Ikea, blondes being raped

Norway - Breivik, Sweden but with more balls

Germany - Dance music, Little Turkey, Experimental music, Perverts, Hitler, Expensive

Denmark - another germany but smaller

Hollands - Amsterdam, rivers, liberals, Serbian heroes stay here

Albania - wasteland, lawlessness, fart-stink, donkeys

Macedonia - confused Yugoslavs, retards speaking bulgarian, albanian chauvinists

Russia - cold, corruption, orthodoxy, vodka, awesome accents, easy women

Ukraine - russia number 2 with a sea coast

Romania - gypsies and prostitutes and commies

Hungary - boring, crossroads

Czech rep. - a german village speaking russian

Slovakia - Czech rep #2

Poland - Poor, EU country but why, ugly communist buildings, hooligan fights, slavic neo-nazis, drug addicts, poor naive and beautiful women, Hipsters

[Alex Delarge]

Balkans - The gypsies of Europe. In looks and behaviour.

XDbAifY-D-A

:)

[mysticism]

What I said about portugal is out of my confessed ignorance. Naturally when I visit Portugal my opinion will change.

[Partizan]

Hail almighty Kastrioti!

Doesn't change the fact, modern Tirana was built by Ottomans :(

[Aura]

slavic blood: also for Albania u dumbass

@partizan your mongolic culture make me sick, dont know why we were cursed to have you in our lands.

[Catrau]

england - tea and fish and chips and the queen

ireland - guinness leprachauns and lots of drunk sing-a-longs

spain - hipsters artists snobs and ETA terrorists, and american hipster tourists

Portugal - dark isolated short people

France - hipsters artists snobs pretentious dweebs and naive tourists

Italy - eurotrash, loud, pizza, vespas, american college students

Malta - british colony, catholic a-rabs

Greece - proud people, failed government, scam artists, naive and stupid british/american tourists

Bulgaria - gypsies prostitutes and cheap tourists

Serbia - soccer hooligans, stuck-up hot girls, lack of english-speakers

Montenegro - Serbian tourists, mountain and sea in one

Bosnia - crazy serbs, fake ethnicities, turkey-worship, ethnic rivalry, yugo-nostalgia

Croatia - Serbian-speaking fascists, Oblivious-pompous-isolated Yugoslavs, italian cities

Slovenia - faggots, gangster serbian immigrants

Austria - Little Serbia, wog germans

Turkey - Cheap Greece, Secular Muslims, Mediterranean but not really

Sweden - Liberal people, cold, Igmar Bergman, Wog criminal projects, Ikea, blondes being raped

Norway - Breivik, Sweden but with more balls

Germany - Dance music, Little Turkey, Experimental music, Perverts, Hitler, Expensive

Denmark - another germany but smaller

Hollands - Amsterdam, rivers, liberals, Serbian heroes stay here

Albania - wasteland, lawlessness, fart-stink, donkeys

Macedonia - confused Yugoslavs, retards speaking bulgarian, albanian chauvinists

Russia - cold, corruption, orthodoxy, vodka, awesome accents, easy women

Ukraine - russia number 2 with a sea coast

Romania - gypsies and prostitutes and commies

Hungary - boring, crossroads

Czech rep. - a german village speaking russian

Slovakia - Czech rep #2

Poland - Poor, EU country but why, ugly communist buildings, hooligan fights, slavic neo-nazis, drug addicts, poor naive and beautiful women, Hipsters

The customary balkan mentality... self esteem is an unknown concept.

[Alex Delarge]

What I said about portugal is out of my confessed ignorance. Naturally when I visit Portugal my opinion will change.

There's no problem. I was expecting other kind of reaction frankly. You seem to be different :p

[mysticism]

The customary balkan mentality... self esteem is an unknown concept.

Because I didn't put my own country on a pedestal? That comes out of being secure with myself :bored:

[mysticism]

There's no problem. I was expecting other kind of reaction frankly. You seem to be different :p

:thumb001:

[Catrau]

Because I didn't put my own country on a pedestal? That comes out of being secure with myself :bored:

No. Customary is this attitude of denigrating other europeans. We are used to it but it's always fun to read it once again, especially coming from that part of Europe.

Please continue.
:thumb001::thumb001:

[mysticism]

No. Customary is this attitude of denigrating other europeans. We are used to it but it's always fun to read it once again, especially coming from that part of Europe.

Please continue.
:thumb001::thumb001:

It's just objectivity. Don't let the world's perception of you weaken you, but strengthen you.

[Catrau]

It's just objectivity. Don't let the world's perception of you weaken you, but strengthen you.

:D:D :picard2:

[Atlantic Islander]

Can't we all just get along? :eyes

[Alex Delarge]

Can't we all just get along? :eyes

Where would be the fun in that?

[Belenus]

Nothing springs to mind for some, so I've left them out.

England

Mr. Bean
Hyacinth Bucket
Led Zeppelin
Harry Potter
Beowulf


Ireland

Guinness
Ancestors
Cliffs
Gods
Good music


Iceland

Björk
Sigur Rós
Northern Lights
Volcanoes
Vinland


Norway

Mass murder
Burzum/Varg Vikernes (uh, more murder)
Vikings
Black Metal
Stave church burnings
Northern Lights
Fjords


Sweden

Abba
Volvo
Saab
Ikea
Meatballs
Herring
Reindeer


Finland

The Kalevala
Jean Sibelius
The Winter War
Tolkien's elven languages
Lakes


Portugal

Beaches
Explorers
Cristiano Ronaldo


Spain

Tapas
Conquistadors
Sports and festivals involving bulls
The Reconquista
Dude, where's my armada?
Francisco Franco


France

Napoleon Bonaparte
French Revolution
Snails, frogs, and other unsavoury foods
Berets
Eiffel Tower
Arc de Triomphe
Pacific nuclear tests
Arrogance


Denmark

Anarchists


Belgium

Ridiculously flavoured beer
Battle of Waterloo
Flemish separatists


Holland

Marijuana
Magic mushrooms
Prostitutes
Awesome architecture
Canals
Bicycles


Germany

Beer
Volkswagen
Panzers
Nazis
Lederhosen & dirndl
Curry sausages
Schnitzel
Döner


Switzerland

Chocolate
Watches/clocks
Banks
Alps


Italy

Romans
Colisseum
Vatican
Venice
Mafia
Berlusconi
Mussolini
Pasta
Pizza
Wine
Soccer
Renaissance


Poland

Warsaw ghetto
Auschwitz


Austria

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Adolf Hitler
Alps
Mozart


Czech Republic

Prague


Serbia

The Black Hand
Franz Ferdinand
Annoying wars in the Balkans


Greece

Zeus, Trojan War, Medusa, and all that mythological stuff
Philosophy
Ioannis Metaxas
Ouzo
Early retirement
Economic pariah
Aegean islands
This. Is. Sparta!
Acropolis
Knossos
Alexander the Great
Byzantine Empire
Greek Fire
Hagia Sophia


Romania

Vampires
Vlad the Impaler
Iron Guard
Gypsies


Belarus

Commies


Ukraine

Chernobyl
Klitschko brothers
Varangians


Russia

Vodka
Bolshevism
Lenin
Stalin
Putin
Steppes
Bears
Cossacks
Stalingrad
Tsar bomba
Cold War
Orthodoxy
Russian Red Army Choir
Kalashnikov assault rifles
MiGs

[mysticism]

nice post! did not know abba was swedish :)

[Drawing-live]

Reading through this thread one gets a clear picture why Europe as a whole is at the end of its pitiful rope.
Not doing honorable mention to Albania its like a family gethering and no one pulls a seat for the father who gave birth life to all these ungratefull bastards.
Of course Europe is doomed.

[Guapo]

Reading through this thread one gets a clear picture why Europe as a whole is at the end of its pitiful rope.
Not doing honorable mention to Albania its like a family gethering and no one pulls a seat for the father who gave birth life to all these ungratefull bastards.
Of course Europe is doomed.

:rotfl: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/christmas/santa-flip-off.gif @albania

[Partizan]

I only wrote about mentioned countries. Now, I'll write about not mentioned ones:

Albania: Mountains and bunkers perhaps?

Turkey: Motherland! With words of Nuri Bilge Ceylan: "My beautiful but lonely country!"

[Volkniv]

England: hard worker,London,american werewolves.
Ireland:banshee,elves and people good in brawls
Iceland: vikings
Norway: fjord vikings
Sweden: beautiful viking people. And islam immigration.
Finland: nice peacefully people
Portugal: sea and good beaches
Spain: bulls and visigoths
France: rude guys outside Paris
Denmark: good looking vikings
Luxembourg: small badass place
Belgium: beer
Holland: beer
Germany: beer and beautiful girls who give you beer
Switzerland: mercenaries of money
Italy: Romans,Celts,Langobard,Pasta,Rome,Noisy people
Malta: I don't know
Poland: jomsvikings and beautiful girls
Austria: Beautiful country
Czech Republic: porn
Hungary: Nice place,beautiful woods and nice weather for hunt
Slovakia: ---
Slovenia: ---
Croatia: casinò
Bosnia and Herzergovina: ---
Serbia: ---
Montenegro:--
Kosovo: war
Macedonia:war
Greece: greek culture, ancient temples, greek gods ,mediterranean culture
Bulgaria: badass people
Romania: mountains full of impaled turks
Estonia: cool and beautiful people, beautiful achitectures
Latvia:teutonic order
Lithuania: pagans and beautiful places
Belarus: slavic center
Ukraine: Kiev and slavic-vikings
Russia: cannibal serial killers

[Anusiya]

I think we are done for now! :D

[gregor]

England: Anoying people
Ireland: Gingers
Iceland: too far
Norway: rich Gingers
Sweden: BBB (Blonde Big Boobs0
Finland: Mixed Russian scando's
Portugal: nice language
Spain: trouble makers, great footbal
France: One of the greatest countries on par with greece
Denmark: mixed German scando's
Luxembourg: Taxfree!
Belgium: Dumb people
Holland: Gay everywhere
Germany: Nazi and the country which is holding the EU intact
Switzerland: Roger Federer! and manieeeeeeeeeee
Italy: Good food Good people Terrible football
Malta: arabian italians?
Poland: Freebeer
Austria: Der Heimat fur die fuhrer
Czech Republic: Best porn
Hungary: a country who lets muslimterrorist go for money
Slovakia=czech
Slovenia: should be one with croatia
Croatia: Nice beach
Bosnia and Herzergovina: Zlatan!
Serbia: Good people like greeks
Montenegro: are serbs
Kosovo: isnt that serbia?
Macedonia: greek/slavic people
Greece: Greatest country in Europe
Bulgaria: see Serbia
Romania: Hottest women
Estonia: hate russians
Latvia: hate russians
Lithuania: hate russians
Belarus: the only place in europe with death penalty
Ukraine: Hot women should be one with russia
Russia: Strongest country in the world with great influence on all of us

[TheMagnificent]

England:
British Empire, British royal family, British accent, Henry VIII, motherland of football, fish and chips, gingers, rain, James Bond, Winston Churchill, British humour, William Shakespeare, Margaret Thatcher, Industrial Revolution, T.E. Lawrence, London

Ireland:
Green hills, four-leaf clover, harp, beer, gingers, Irish Americans, Daniel Day-Lewis, IRA, Northern Ireland, Dublin

Iceland:
Geysers, cold, surname Gudjonsson, Icesave, Reykjavik

Norway:
Mountains, lakes, fjords, reindeers, salmon, Vikings, Edvard Munch, Anders Breivik, Norwegian royal family, Sami people, Rosenborg BK, Oslo

Sweden:
Blond ladies, IKEA, arms industry, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ABBA, Vikings, Millennium series, Charles XII who went into exile in the Ottoman Empire, Alfred Nobel, Stockholm

Finland:
Nokia, lakes, cold, Finnish language, Ural-Altaic, Jari Litmanen, Sami Hyypiä, Winter War, Helsinki

Portugal:
Portuguese Empire, Vasco da Gama, Portuguese language, Brazil, Eusebio, Cristiano Ronaldo, Luis Figo, FC Porto, Lisbon Treaty, José Manuel Barroso, Lisbon

Spain:
Spanish Empire, Habsburg Spain, Philip II, bullfighting, Latin America, Hernán Cortés, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dalí, SEAT, Spanish cuisine, FC Barcelona, Real Madrid, Spanish football, Eighty Years' War with the Dutch, Franco, Al-Andalus, Reconquista, flamenco dance

France:
French cuisine, arrogance, refuse to speak English, French Revolution, Napoleon Bonaparte, French colonies, Charles de Gaulle, trias politica, Montesquieu, Robespierre, medieval towns like Carcassonne, French cars, Zinedine Zidane, Michel Platini, Gauls, Caesar's campaign against the Gauls, Charlemagne, Vercingetorix, Jeanne d'Arc, rivalry with the British, Albert Uderzo, Asterix and Obelix, Paris

Denmark:
LEGO, Danish Blue cheese, Danish royal family, Muhammad cartoons, Roj TV, Anders Rasmussen, Peter Schmeichel, Galatasaray winning the UEFA Cup in 2000, Copenhagen

Luxembourg:
Tiny, capital with the same name, almost identical flag to the Netherlands, Benelux

Belgium:
Fellow Dutch speakers, political turbulence, European Union, French speakers in Wallonia, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Samson and Gert, beer, Ardennes, architecture in Gent, Flemish humour, Grote Markt of Brussels, sobriety, Flemish television, Harbour of Antwerp, Belgian chocolate, Brussels

Holland:
My home, my friends, Dutch Empire, Dutch royal family, orange, William of Orange, cheese, Dutch cookies and desserts, tulips, windmills, drug policy, bicycles, canals, Delta Works, Unilever, Philips, Royal Dutch Shell, ING Bank, Dutch East India Company, New Amsterdam, Dutch Americans like Martin Van Buren and Franklin Roosevelt, Dutch football, Marco van Basten, Johan Cruijff, Michiel de Ruyter, Eighty Years' War with the Spanish, Vincent van Gogh, Rembrandt, Harbour of Rotterdam, Amsterdam

Germany:
Deutsche Pünktlichkeit, German economy, German cars, Adolf Hitler, World War II, World War I, Nazi Party, Holocaust, Kaiser Wilhelm II, Prussia, Oktoberfest, beer, classical music, Goethe, Beethoven, Nietszche, Karl Marx, Angela Merkel, Martin Luther, Heidelberg, Turkish diaspora, German football, East Germany, Berlin Wall, Neuschwanstein Castle, Brandenburger Tor, Berlin

Switzerland:
Swiss banking, Treaty of Lausanne, Swatch, Swiss knives, Swiss Guard, neutrality, Geneva, mountains, Alps, Roger Federer, four official languages, Heidi, Euro 2008, Swiss chocolate

Italy:
Roman Empire, Julius Caesar, Augustus, Benito Mussolini, fascism, Italian cuisine, Mario and Luigi, Italian cars, Godfather, Sicilian mafia, Italian Americans like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, Etruscans, Italian language and hand gestures, Antonio Vivaldi, Leonardo da Vinci, Caravaggio, Dante Alighieri, Sergio Leone, Spaghetti Westerns, Niccolo Machiavelli, architecture of cities like Venice and Florence, Tuscany, Italian calcio, Rai Uno, the Renaissance, Vatican City, Assassin's Creed II, Rome

Malta:
Knights Hospitaller, Siege of Malta, tiny island, Valletta

Poland:
Polish workers in the Netherlands, Jan III Sobieski, Polish flag, difficult language, Auschwitz, Euro 2012, World War II, Kaczynski twins, Lipka Tatars, Copernicus, John Paul II, Marie Curie, Warsaw

Austria:
Adolf Hitler, mountains, Alps, Sigmund Freud, classical music, Mozart, Battle of Vienna, Habsburgs, Austria-Hungary, Franz Ferdinand, Josef Fritzl, Apfelstrudel, Schnitzel, Sachertorte, Euro 2008, Salzburg, Vienna

Czech Republic:
Skoda, beer, Slovakia, Czech flag, difficult language, Jan Koller, Dvorak, Sparta Praha, Panenka penalty, where Franz Kafka was born, ice hockey, Prague

Hungary:
Attila, Habsburgs, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman Hungary, Esztergom, Szigetvar, horses, archery, Hungarian language, Ural-Altaic, Goulash, Kurultaj, Jobbik, Hungarian Revolution, Ferenc Puskas, Budin Castle, Gellert hotel, Budapest

Slovakia:
Czech Republic, ice hockey, difficult language, Miroslav Stoch, Filip Holosko, Bratislava

Slovenia:
Yugoslavia, Adriatic Sea, mountains, green hills, Zlatko Zahovic, Samir Handanovic, Ljubljana

Croatia:
Yugoslavia, Adriatic Sea, red and white checkered, cravat (necktie), war, Davor Suker, Slaven Bilic, Luka Modric, Euro 2008 match against Turkey, old city of Dubrovnik, Zagreb

Bosnia and Herzergovina:
Cultural and historical ties with Turkey, Ottoman Empire, Islam, Mostar, cevapcici, Sokollu Mehmed Pasha, war, Yugoslavia, Srebrenica Genocide, Bosnian immigrants to Turkey, Alija Izetbegovic, Mustafa Ceric, assassination of Franz Ferdinand by Gavrilo Princip, Sarajevo

Serbia:
Yugoslavia, Tito, war, Slobodan Milosevic, Radovan Karadzic, Ratko Mladic, Yugoslavian football, Nikola Tesla, Emir Kusturica, Novak Djokovic, Ottoman Empire, Novi Pazar, Belgrade

Montenegro:
Yugoslavia, war, means 'Black Mountain', complex ethnic structure, Podgorica

Kosovo:
Yugoslavia, war, mainly Albanians, Ottoman Empire, most countries don't recognize it as an indepedent state, Pristina

Macedonia:
Yugoslavia, Alexander the Great, Greek Macedonia, Ottoman Empire, Turkish minority, Ohrid, Skopje

Greece:
Faded glory, debts, corruption, Spartans, philosophy, Western civilization, democracy, wars with the Persians, islands, Aegean Sea, homosexuality, mythology, Homer, Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Byzantines, Golden Dawn, Ottoman Greece, neighbor of Turkey, Greco-Turkish War, Turkish food, Turkish music, Sirtaki, Atatürk House, won Euro 2004, Thessaloniki, Athens

Bulgaria:
Neighbor of Turkey, Kapikule, Turkish minority, Ottoman Bulgaria, the Bulgars, Battle of Nicopolis, Romani people, Hristo Stoichkov, Yordan Letchkov, Dimitar Berbatov, Danube, Varna, Sofia

Romania:
Vlad Tepes, Transylvania, Romani people, Gheorghe Hagi, Gheorghe Popescu, Gheorghe Zamfir, mountains, Nicolae Ceausescu, Steaua Bucharest, Danube, Cluj-Napoca, Timisoara, Bucharest

Estonia:
Relatives of the Finns, Baltic country, Tallinn

Latvia:
Baltic country, between Lithuania and Estonia, Riga

Lithuania:
Baltic country, Lipka Tatars, Karaites, strong national basketball team, Edgaras Jankauskas, Marius Stankevicius, Vilnius

Belarus:
Alexander Lukashenko, dictatorship, close partner of Russia, Jewish resistance agains the Nazis by Bielski partisans, Minsk

Ukraine:
Crimean War, Crimean Tatars, Crimean Khanate, Holodomor, Dynamo Kiev, Shakhtar Donetsk, Ukrainian flag, Soviet Union, Orange Revolution, Yulia Timoshenko, Andriy Shevchenko, Andriy Voronin, Oleh Blokhin, Euro 2012, Milla Jovovich, Mila Kunis, Sevastopol, Kiev

Russia:
Soviet Union, Turkic peoples and states, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, crazy Russian people, vodka, Matroshka dolls, balalaika, Cold War, Iron Curtain, Gulag, KGB, communism, Vladimir Putin, Dmitry Medvedev, Peter the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Kremlin, Red Square, St. Petersburg, Siberia, Russian literature, Leo Tolstoy, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Russian music, Sergei Rachmaninov, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Napoleon's Russian campaign, assassination of the Romanovs, Russo-Turkish wars, Kazan, Vladivostok, Volgograd, Moscow

[Valerija]

England -royal family, mr. Bean, crime tv series
Ireland - drunky catholic people, similar to Croatians
Iceland -icy and cold people
Norway -green, rich
Sweden -abba, blonds
Finland -lakes
Portugal -Christiano Ronaldo, bulls
Spain -flamenco, i guess they are Okey
France -Paris, villagers, whores
Denmark -Lego
Luxemburg -small country
Belgium - i have a positive feelings abouth them, chocolates
Holland -tulips, polders
Germany -white socks, good economy, bmw
Switzerland - chocolate, milk, alpes, rich people
Italy -eternally enemies
Malta -sea people
Poland - big slavic country
Austria - most cleanest country in Europe
Czesh Republic - small country but a nice to live
Hungary -autocampers, woods, green lawns
Slovakia -our slavic brothers, small country
Slovenia -castles
Croatia -perfect nation, we are the smartest, bravest, most beautiful people, perfect in every sense
Bosnia and Herzegovina -burek, čevapi, warm people, rivers, green
Serbia -spiritual mountain music, kolo
Montenegro -humiliating for blacks, mountains
Kosovo -hmmm
Macedonia -Toše Proeski
Greece -sweaty people resting on the beaches
Bulgaria -balkanians
Romania -Balkans in the worst sense
Estonia -do people really live here?
Latvia -far, small ,undiscovered country
Lithuania -the same as for Estonia and Latvia
Belarus -something slavic in this country
Ukraine -"rude slavicism"
Russia - a lot of Slavs, vodka, cold

[Zenobi Nieświcki]

England - multiculturalism, Indians/Pakistanis, Shakespeare

Ireland - potatoes, drunks, hooligans, freckles

Iceland - a beautiful country with crappy but interesting (from a meteorological perspective) weather

Norway - black metal, fjords, Vikings

Sweden - Vikings, blond chicks, multiculturalism

Finland - my Finnic brothers, beautiful women, reindeer

Portugal - soccer

Spain - soccer

France - fancy wigs, multiculturalism

Denmark - Vikings, that part of my childhood (I lived there when I was 6)

Luxembourg - German architecture, I honestly don't know

Belgium - no idea, Belgians?

Holland - not Poland

Germany - Poland's antimatter

Switzerland - mountains

Italy - the Renaissance

Malta - hot brunettes

Poland - ME and MY PEOPLE!

Austria - Mozart

Czech Republic - hot Slavic gals! My Slavic Brothers and Sisters!

Hungary - Stefan Batory and Elizabeth Bathory

Slovakia - My Slavic Brothers and Sisters!

Slovenia - My Slavic Brothers and Sisters!

Croatia - Dubrovnik, My Slavic Brothers and Sisters!

Bosnia and Herzergovina - Slavic Muslims

Serbia - hot Slavic gals! My Slavic Brothers and Sisters!

Montenegro - a kid I knew in high school.

Kosovo - Kosovo je Srbija!

Macedonia - a guy my mom knew some time ago

Greece - hot Hellenic brunettes! Ancient Greece. Mathematics.

Bulgaria - Turkic or Slavic?

Romania - Vlad Tepes

Estonia - honestly nothing (sorry)

Latvia - northern Lithuanians

Lithuania - the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, our cousins.

Belarus - Slavic Brothers and Sisters, hot Slavic gals!

Ukraine - Slavic Brothers and Sisters, hot Slavic gals!

Russia - brilliant Russian literature, various Turkic and Finno-Ugric, etc.. tribes.

[Le duc d'Abrantès]

England - the Queen, London, Shakespeare, cheddar cheese, fish and chips, English full breakfast, tea, scones, bad teeth, British Empire, chavs, rainy weather
Ireland - wet and overcast skies, green fields, the Celts, drunkards
Iceland - Bjork, volcanoes
Norway - Vikings, fjords
Sweden - Vikings
Finland - ?!
Portugal - it's my own
Spain - neighbors, paella, fiesta and siesta, Spanish Empire, nice painters
France - French Revolution, baguettes, croissants, haute-couture, perfumes, Camembert, Brie and Roquefort cheeses, Louis XIV, Versailles, Napoleon, French Empire, French Polynesia
Denmark - Vikings, loads of bikes
Luxembourg - ?!
Belgium - Brussels, french fries with mayonnaise, waffles/gaufres, chocolate, good beer, Bruges
Holland - wind mills, van Gogh, Rembrandt, tulips, dams, loads of bikes
Germany - Adolf Hitler, Angela Merkel, Mercedes, BMW, sauerkraut, sausages, Jews, Nietzsche, Wagner, Bach
Switzerland - Alps, skiing, chocolate
Italy - pizza, pasta, Rome, Roman Empire, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Florence, the Medici, mafia, Sofia Loren, Pavarotti, Verdi
Malta - tiny island
Poland - Germany's lebensraum, concentration camps (Auschwitz)
Austria - Alps, skiing, Mozart, sachertorte
Czech Republic - ?!
Hungary - once part of the Austro-Hungarian empire
Slovakia - ?!
Slovenia - ?!
Croatia - ?!
Bosnia and Herzergovina - war
Serbia - war, Milosevic, genocide
Montenegro - ?!
Kosovo - war
Macedonia - ?!
Greece - Greek yogurt, feta cheese, loads of islands, Ancient Greece
Bulgaria - loads of gypsies and beggars living there
Romania - loads of gypsies and beggars living there
Estonia - ?!
Latvia - ?!
Lithuania - ?!
Belarus - ?!
Ukraine - construction workers
Russia - communism

[Black Sun Dimension]

England


Language
Mr. Bean
Industrial Revolution
Popular music
Oxford, Cambrige
Shakespeare
Churchill


Ireland


Guiness
Leprechauns
Clovers
Green


Iceland


Volcanoes
Bjork


Norway


Fjords
Breivik


Sweden


Volvo
Abba
Girl with the dragon tattoo
Vikings


Finland


Nokia


Portugal


Vasco da Gama, Magallanes, Figo, Cristiano Ronaldo


Spain


Bulls
Real Madrid, Barcelona
Flamenco


France


Pentagon
Joanna of Arc
Franks
Napoleon
Revolution


Belgium


Jean-Claude Van Damme


Holland


Whores
Drugs


Germany


War, tanks, nazis
Porn
Cars
Science
Hard work and efficiency


Switzerland


Banks
Alps


Italy


Roman Empire, gladiators
Pizza, spaguetti
Venice
Women
My barber
Mafia
Talk with hands


Malta


Knights Hospitallers


Poland


Everybody's bitch


Austria


Hitler, Arnold Swarzeneger


Czech Republic


Bohemia


Hungary


Paprika
Budapest
Hot women
Goulash
Weird language


Croatia


My brother in law
Mirko Crocop


Greece


Mythology
Spartans
Philosophy


Romania


Transilvania


Estonia


My 6th grade teacher


Belarus


Dictatorship


Russia


Putin
Wars
Nuclear weapons
Communists
Hot women
Vodka
Drunks everywhere
Space exploration
AK-47, RPG 7, MiGs

[Peyrol]

Italy:
Roman Empire, Julius Caesar, Augustus, Benito Mussolini, fascism, Italian cuisine, Mario and Luigi, Italian cars, Godfather, Sicilian mafia, Italian Americans like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, Etruscans, Italian language and hand gestures, Antonio Vivaldi, Leonardo da Vinci, Caravaggio, Dante Alighieri, Sergio Leone, Spaghetti Westerns, Niccolo Machiavelli, architecture of cities like Venice and Florence, Tuscany, Italian calcio, Rai Uno, the Renaissance, Vatican City, Assassin's Creed II, Rome


This is one of the best post about Italy of the whole topic :thumb001:

[Malta1066Falzon]

To some motherfuckers here:

HEY, we have an identity, we are not Arabs, not Italians, not Arabo-Catholics, our language is not "Something close to Arabic and Italian I don't know".

For fucks sake, we been the turning point in the Mediterranean in the Ottoman-European war (due to the strategic importance of our location), we were one of the most heavily bombed land during World War II, we survived all sorts of shit.

WE ARE MALTESE.

[XtraXavier]

To some motherfuckers here:

HEY, we have an identity, we are not Arabs, not Italians, not Arabo-Catholics, our language is not "Something close to Arabic and Italian I don't know".

For fucks sake, we been the turning point in the Mediterranean in the Ottoman-European war (due to the strategic importance of our location), we were one of the most heavily bombed land during World War II, we survived all sorts of shit.

WE ARE MALTESE.
I like maltesers.

[Malta1066Falzon]

I like maltesers.

I like you too.

[ficuscarica]

Greece:

- Laziness
- Pedophilia
- Monobrows
- Dwarfs
- Moneywasters
- Unthankful

[Queen B]

Greece:
- Laziness
- Pedophilia
- Monobrows
- Dwarfs
- Moneywasters
- Unthankful
Damn, I am a lazy-ass. Working 16 hours per day is not enough.
I have a monobrow :cool:
I m very short , 174cm is not enough.
:cool:

[Graus]

Damn, I am a lazy-ass. Working 16 hours per day is not enough.
I have a monobrow :cool:
I m very short , 174cm is not enough.
:cool:

So you are basically an ungrateful, money wasting pedophile?

[Absinthe]

You see the shitstorm that arises from a "harmless" joke...

[ficuscarica]

Ahahaha... cool down everyone, I was joking. I like Greece, and when I think about Greece actually much more positive things come to my mind.

[Queen B]

So you are basically an ungrateful, money wasting pedophile?
Νο, but this were too stupid to comment on :D

[xajapa]

Italy:
amore
great cuisine
passion
history
culture
regionalism

[Ira di Dio]

Italy: pizza pasta mafia mandolino belladonna

[bimo]

This is one of the best post about Italy of the whole topic :thumb001:

i agree except for rai uno :D

[Peyrol]

Italy: pizza pasta mafia mandolino belladonna

You forgot Corleone, Snooki, TheSituation and Sylvester Stallone.

[Le duc d'Abrantès]

^You all don't take it seriously. I've read up 'til page 30 and I don't know what to make out of it: Moors, Africans, too mixed to worry, North Africans, swarthy people, dark people, Brazil, poor, unclean blood, civilized version of Morocco, and whatnot. We don't even border Morocco nor is our territory the closest to them or to North Africa in the whole of Europe. We also don't own the Canary Islands (as someone said), Spain does. Thankfully most posts mentioned Port, Henry the Navigator, sailors, explorers, the colonial empire and so forth. Yet, I see that somehow a lot of people tend to associate only Spain to the Reconquista, which is kind of odd because Portugal exists today as a result of that very same Reconquista and it is part of our legacy as much as it is of Spain. Portugal became Portugal in the fight to kick out the Moors. No Reconquista and we'd be part of the Kingdom of Spain today, perhaps. Oh well... Funny read, anyway. :D

[acmilan87]

England = Fish and Chips, Bad teeth
Ireland = Guinness, Conan O'Brien
Iceland = Volcanos, Horses
Norway = Fjords
Sweden = IKEA, Blondes
Finland = Jari Litmanen
Portugal = Port wine
Spain = Bullfighting, Tapas
France = Dangerous, expensive
Denmark = mini Germany, Liberal compared to Sweden
Luxembourg = Dutch flag
Belgium = Waffles
Holland = Coffe Shops, red district
Germany = Cars, Autobahn, Bundesliga
Switzerland = Mountains
Italy = Pasta, Pizza, Calcio
Malta = Small island lol
Poland = catholic, hard working people, kielbasa
Austria = mountains, yodeling
Czech Republic = stripclubs, Pavel Nedved
Hungary = Porno, Gulasch
Slovakia = cool flag, Miroslav Satan
Slovenia = mountains, green country
Croatia = heaven, karlovacko, Zvonimir Boban
Bosnia and Herzergovina = war, Edin Dzeko
Serbia = patriotic people, beautiful women, Crvena Zvezda
Montenegro = wonderful nature, Dejan Savicevic
Kosovo = war, pite
Macedonia = cool flag, handball
Greece = islands, souvlaki, gyros
Bulgaria = Stoichkov, sunny beach, lorry drivers
Romania = Gheorghe Hagi, beautiful women
Estonia = no idea
Latvia = no idea
Lithuania = basketball
Belarus = no idea
Ukraine = Shevchenko, cool people
Russia = Putin, cold

[gregor]

England = Fish and Chips, Bad teeth
Ireland = Guinness, Conan O'Brien
Iceland = Volcanos, Horses
Norway = Fjords
Sweden = IKEA, Blondes
Finland = Jari Litmanen
Portugal = Port wine
Spain = Bullfighting, Tapas
France = Dangerous, expensive
Denmark = mini Germany, Liberal compared to Sweden
Luxembourg = Dutch flag
Belgium = Waffles
Holland = Coffe Shops, red district
Germany = Cars, Autobahn, Bundesliga
Switzerland = Mountains
Italy = Pasta, Pizza, Calcio
Malta = Small island lol
Poland = catholic, hard working people, kielbasa
Austria = mountains, yodeling
Czech Republic = stripclubs, Pavel Nedved
Hungary = Porno, Gulasch
Slovakia = cool flag, Miroslav Satan
Slovenia = mountains, green country
Croatia = heaven, karlovacko, Zvonimir Boban
Bosnia and Herzergovina = war, Edin Dzeko
Serbia = patriotic people, beautiful women, Crvena Zvezda
Montenegro = wonderful nature, Dejan Savicevic
Kosovo = war, pite
Macedonia = cool flag, handball
Greece = islands, souvlaki, gyros
Bulgaria = Stoichkov, sunny beach, lorry drivers
Romania = Gheorghe Hagi, beautiful women
Estonia = no idea
Latvia = no idea
Lithuania = basketball
Belarus = no idea
Ukraine = Shevchenko, cool people
Russia = Putin, cold

aletta?

[Ira di Dio]

aletta?
Brigitta Bulgari? :thumb001:

[gregor]

Brigitta Bulgari? :thumb001:
aletta ocean >brigitta bulgari

[Peyrol]

aletta?

Anita Blond, Aletta Ocean, Brigitta Bulgari, etc. etc.

[Ira di Dio]

Anita Blond, Aletta Ocean, Brigitta Bulgari, etc. etc.
Or Cicciolina and Eva Henger if you are into vintage stuff.

[acmilan87]

So its pretty obvious its a porno nation haha

[Englisc]

These are the words and images that pop into my head with these countries..

England - Our language, comedy, the green English countryside

Ireland - Terrorism

Iceland - Volcanoes

Norway - Vikings

Sweden - Eurovision next year

Finland - Winter war

Portugal - Alliance with us

Spain - Bulls

France - Chauvanism

Denmark - Not much

Luxembourg - What a pointless country

Belgium - Two countries in one

Holland - Country who won't admit it was once fascist

Germany - Nazis, sausages, war, lederhosen

Switzerland - Boring

Italy - Romans

Malta - No idea
Poland - Hatred against Germans, war, Jews

Austria - Pointless seperation from Germany

Czech Republic - Sudetenland Germans

Hungary - Non-Indo European people, lost a lot of land

Slovakia - Too small to care about

Slovenia - as above

Croatia ----->
Bosnia and Herzergovina -----> Battleground, war crimes, ethnic
Serbia -----> conflict, nationalism
Montenegro ----->
Kosovo ----->
Macedonia ----->
Greece - Austerity

Bulgaria - Boring

Romania - Traitors, August 1944

Estonia - Really small country

Latvia - Not much

Lithuania - Memelland

Belarus - Another pointless country, semi-communist regime

Ukraine - Nationalism

Russia - Huge, Putin, Soviets

[Ira di Dio]

So its pretty obvious its a porno nation haha
Pierre Woodman approves. :thumb001:

[acmilan87]

i forgot to add karl pilkington, ricky gervais to england lol, no but england is a great comedy nation.

[Albion]

Malta - Japanese Medlar(We call it as Maltese Medlar in Turkey), siege of Malta ( :picard1: ), English language courses, Semitic language in latin script and Templar Knights.


Why facepalm?

And why so much Mr Bean on here? Did the whole of Europe watch that? :D

[Anusiya]

Or Cicciolina and Eva Henger if you are into vintage stuff.

Enough you all! :D

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/a/a0/Silvia_Saint_-_Bomis.jpg/300px-Silvia_Saint_-_Bomis.jpg

All bow!

[Just90]

England – drinkers; lousy food; bad teeth and hygiene; scruffy hair; “fitted” clothing; heavy binge drinkers; ride bikes; God save the Queen!

Ireland - loud; no sense of cuisine; impulsive; glass of whiskey or beer in his/her hand; have red hair and “white-white” skin; live and sleep with their sheep; religious fanatics and protester

Sweden - hot men , blond-haired, blue- eye , dependent on their welfare ; heavy drinkers;

Portugal - Cristiano Ronaldo and boring country

Spain - lazy; party animals; womanizers; food lovers (Paella);bull fighters; wine-drinking and ham-eating; look like Antonio Banderas; emotional cry babies , proud and patriotic;

France - good lovers; best cuisine in the world; chaotic; always surrender in war; don’t speak English; rude to tourists; anti-American , live in a bureaucratic Socialist system , don’t use soap; arrogant and conceited;

Belgium - make good beer; poor personal hygiene; good at mathematics; make bad lovers; eat only french & fries, except chocolate and other sweet stuff , multi lingual

Germany - mechanical; organized; boring; no sense of humor; drink beer all day – beer-bellied, eating vast quantities of sausage and sauerkraut; men have dodgy facial hair

Switzerland- rich , multi-lingual;watch makers; sit in the mountains, ‘yodel’ and milk their cows , their diet is chocolate and holey-cheese; women are mostly blond, never grow old, like to help milking the cattle and are usually called Heidi; live in wooden huts on the mountainside;

Italy - Gigolos; live with their Mamas; even more chaotic than the French; passionate; pizza/pasta freaks; smooth-talking;women have mustaches; fashion-addicted; Casanovas; mafia or gang members;

Greece - are big and overweight; lazy; eat souvlaki and olives and drink Ouzo or red wine all day; always break their plates after meals; can’t drive – especially when its dark; heavy meat eaters; have beautiful women, as long they are young

Romania - directly related to Dracula; everyone owns a mystic castle in the Carpate mountains in Transylvania, backwards-oriented; primitive; refuse to work; have too many children; trafficking of women

Russia - good tippers, either spys or communists; alcoholics (primarily Stolichnaya vodka); mainly poor – with a few shiny billionaires; buy football clubs around the world (mainly in England); love ice hockey, gymnastics, wrestling, weight lifting; organized crime (the Russian Mafia) is everywhere;

[Peyrol]

Italy - Gigolos; live with their Mamas; even more chaotic than the French; passionate; pizza/pasta freaks; smooth-talking;women have mustaches; fashion-addicted; Casanovas; mafia or gang members;



This isn't Italy, this is hollywoodian portait of sicilian-americans.

[kabeiros]

Greece:

- Laziness
- Pedophilia
- Monobrows
- Dwarfs
- Moneywasters
- Unthankful

Germany:

- robots, not humans
- Zoophilia
- Square heads
- Nibelungen
- Thieves
- Unforgiving

We still love you, though :D

[Anglojew]

What comes to mind when you think of these European countries?

England Queen and Country
Ireland IRA
Iceland Erik the Red
Norway Arabs and ugly chicks
Sweden Arabs and hot chicks
Finland Leningrad cowboys
Portugal Arabs
Spain Arabs
France Arabs
Denmark my friend Mette
Luxembourg princes
Belgium Arabs and waffles
Holland dykes and dikes
Germany Nazis
Switzerland Gold Teeth
Italy Style
Malta Arabs
Poland Graves
Austria ugly people
Czech Republic beautiful people
Hungary Khazars
Slovakia Slovenia
Slovenia Slovakia
Croatia soccer
Bosnia and Herzergovina war
Serbia hot tennis players
Montenegro casinos (joke)
Kosovo Albanians
Macedonia Albanians
Greece Albanians
Bulgaria beaches
Romania dark people
Estonia Russians
Latvia Russians
Lithuania Russians
Belarus potatoes
Ukraine vodka
Russia prostitutes

[ficuscarica]

Germany:

- robots, not humans
- Zoophilia
- Square heads
- Nibelungen
- Thieves
- Unforgiving

We still love you, though :D

The Turkish immigrants aren´t Germans.

[Queen B]

Greece - are big and overweight; lazy; eat souvlaki and olives and drink Ouzo or red wine all day; always break their plates after meals; can’t drive – especially when its dark; heavy meat eaters; have beautiful women, as long they are young

:rotfl:

[Absinthe]

I just had lunch and I was going to the kitchen to wash my plate and I tripped and it fell off my hands and broke.... :D

[kabeiros]

I break at least two plates every day, just for the fun

[Peyrol]

I just had lunch and I was going to the kitchen to wash my plate and I tripped and it fell off my hands and broke.... :D

Yes, and after both you and my girlfriend have to cut your prussian-like moustaches.:picard1:

[Absinthe]

Yes, and after both you and my girlfriend have to cut your prussian-like moustaches.:picard1:
I am very proud of my mustache, thank you. :costumed-smiley-083 :D

[Just90]

This isn't Italy, this is hollywoodian portait of sicilian-americans.

No lmao , you are just offended

[Peyrol]

No lmao , you are just offended

What an american would know about us?

[Geminus]

I break at least two plates every day, just for the fun

Amazing what you can learn here about foreign customs :)