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Cato
03-19-2010, 04:31 AM
Some Korean loser "marries" a pillow imprinted with the image of some underage female anime character.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

Tabiti
03-19-2010, 09:01 AM
The perfect wife - soft and silent;)

The Ripper
03-19-2010, 09:02 AM
The perfect wife - soft and silent;)

But not a very good cook. :(

On the plus side, Korean food doesn't necessarily need to be cooked.

Absinthe
03-19-2010, 10:17 AM
Did you miss the fine print? :p


The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=28&dateline=1256768668

I want to marry this avatar, I've been in love with it for so long... :love:

Thraex
03-19-2010, 10:24 AM
A pillow? The sex must be very stimulating...?

Turkophagos
03-19-2010, 11:07 AM
http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/miscellaneous/sexy-pillows-2.jpg


I'd hit it.

Arrow Cross
03-19-2010, 11:49 AM
Did you miss the fine print? :p



http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=28&dateline=1256768668

I want to marry this avatar, I've been in love with it for so long... :love:
Vai, zhis iz sehr keind of yoo, Fräulein, und I'm shur ve kann ahhenge somezhing. ;)

Arrow Cross
03-19-2010, 12:15 PM
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=404&dateline=1267197383
You want to halt the Hun, you need to halt me, buddy.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x112/Sinnadrin/HND.jpg

Puddle of Mudd
03-19-2010, 12:42 PM
Why do a shed-load of anime characters have Caucasian qualities?

Sol Invictus
03-19-2010, 12:47 PM
Mental illness.

Thraex
03-19-2010, 01:38 PM
Why do a shed-load of anime characters have Caucasian qualities?

Often we are used as a standard of beauty. That's why so many of them want to mix with our women. Our women are the standard.

Matritensis
03-19-2010, 01:46 PM
I've heard someone say that the pillow married him for pity.It won't last.

Cato
03-19-2010, 02:27 PM
These anime turds don't even pick women with very redeeming qualities, usually just underage girls with big eyes and bigger jugs.

Matritensis
03-19-2010, 02:56 PM
These anime turds don't even pick women with very redeeming qualities, usually just underage girls with big eyes and bigger jugs.

big eyes and bigger jugs...thank God it's not the other way around! Those are qualities in my book,anyway...;)

Cato
03-19-2010, 02:59 PM
This is hardly an ideal female, unless you're a mutoid:

http://static1.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/scans/Happou-Bijin/%5Blarge%5D%5BAnimePaper%5Dscans_Happou-Bijin_Lonigus(0.67)__THISRES__164513.jpg

:)

Dead Eye
02-09-2012, 04:09 PM
I knew the North East Asians were crazy but this is taking the biscuit.

Albion
04-06-2012, 10:31 PM
There's a lot of weird border-line paedos in East Asia, only there could so many of the male population watch anime porn showing characters which look like under-age girls and get away with it.
They're into the whole school girl role play shit, it's not normal.

Siegfried
04-06-2012, 10:33 PM
Guys, I've decided to become a pillow-sexual rights activist:D

Alberta1
04-06-2012, 10:35 PM
This is just sad.

sturmwalkure
04-06-2012, 10:35 PM
This is very sad, and funny. :D

Furnace
04-06-2012, 10:52 PM
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/abd/ea1/598/resized/forever-alone-meme-generator-forever-alone-243291.jpg

Sad but true.

Cato
04-07-2012, 01:45 AM
Hey an old thread of mine from two years ago has been resurrected! <3

Sikeliot
04-07-2012, 01:46 AM
Well, to each his own, I guess.

dralos
04-07-2012, 01:48 AM
congratulations

brunette
04-07-2012, 01:50 AM
Some Korean loser "marries" a pillow imprinted with the image of some underage female anime character.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

LOL!

WitheredWhiteness
04-09-2012, 09:20 AM
I think it's quite comfy to marry a pillow as they are pretty much damage resistant :D

this reminded me of one film

http://nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/large-lars_530.jpg

^^ such a lovely crazy smile :P

http://www.intermission.nu/wp-content/uploads/lars03.jpg

:thumb001:

Padre Organtino
04-09-2012, 09:26 AM
They should try 69 with his new wife;)

ficuscarica
04-09-2012, 09:28 AM
Some Korean loser "marries" a pillow imprinted with the image of some underage female anime character.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

Still better than marrying another man.

CelticViking
04-09-2012, 09:33 AM
It is not the pillow case that matters, It's what's inside that counts.

CelticViking
04-09-2012, 09:35 AM
http://www.intermission.nu/wp-content/uploads/lars03.jpg

:thumb001:

Where did you get pictures of me :p

WitheredWhiteness
04-09-2012, 09:35 AM
It is not the pillow case that matters, It's what's inside that counts.

feathers? :D

CelticViking
04-09-2012, 09:36 AM
feathers? :D

Raptor feathers ;)

ficuscarica
04-09-2012, 09:38 AM
It is not the pillow case that matters, It's what's inside that counts.

As long as he loves the pillow it canīt be wrong. Love canīt be wrong.

WitheredWhiteness
04-09-2012, 09:42 AM
Raptor feathers ;)

this Korean guy just needs love and warmth...

or professional help... :thumb001:

http://www.monkeydungeon.com/images/The-Mummy-Full-Body-Straight-Jacket.gif

The Lawspeaker
04-11-2012, 11:54 AM
http://aziemah.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/what-the-fuck-cat.jpg?w=700

Graham
04-11-2012, 11:57 AM
What happens if divorce? Pillow gets half.

Europa
04-11-2012, 12:11 PM
WTF? There are so many mentally retarded people....

CelticViking
04-11-2012, 12:12 PM
What happens if divorce? Pillow gets half.

Pillow gets the house and he has to sleep in the car haha

CelticViking
04-11-2012, 12:20 PM
As long as he loves the pillow it canīt be wrong. Love canīt be wrong.

I'm sure he loves the cushions too :eek:
It is like Desperate Housewives but it is much softer.