Creeping Death
02-19-2009, 05:22 AM
God gave an Iranian Islamicist and a Texan Redneck each a wish .
The Iranian said “Lord I hate the infidel Christian World, I want you to build a huge wall around the Moslem and Jewish world to keep the infidel out” .
God granted the wish , and a wall was placed all around the Moslem and Jewish World .
Then God asked the Texan Redneck his wish , to which the Texan asked .
“How high is that wall around the Moslem World Lord” and God replied "100 miles high" .
Then the Texan asked " and how thick is that wall Lord?" God replied “10 miles thick”.
God then asked “what is your wish” .
The Texan replied “fill it with water” .
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The Iranian said “Lord I hate the infidel Christian World, I want you to build a huge wall around the Moslem and Jewish world to keep the infidel out” .
God granted the wish , and a wall was placed all around the Moslem and Jewish World .
Then God asked the Texan Redneck his wish , to which the Texan asked .
“How high is that wall around the Moslem World Lord” and God replied "100 miles high" .
Then the Texan asked " and how thick is that wall Lord?" God replied “10 miles thick”.
God then asked “what is your wish” .
The Texan replied “fill it with water” .
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