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Virtuous
05-25-2012, 05:21 PM
I kissed Dralos on the kiss thread, not once, not twice but thrice (herpety derp), does that make me a homosexual?If yes, what can I do about it?

Please I'm worried I need help

(poll coming soon)

leisitox
05-25-2012, 05:22 PM
Good one Malta, keep it up :D

dralos
05-25-2012, 05:23 PM
nothing bcs we're married and married couples are allowed to do evertything with eachother

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 05:25 PM
nothing bcs we're married and married couples are allowed to do evertything with eachother

But legal marriage doesn't count, I want to marry in a mosque damn it.

dralos
05-25-2012, 05:26 PM
But legal marriage doesn't count, I want to marry in a mosque damn it.
control your arab ancestry danm it:D

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 05:27 PM
control your arab ancestry danm it:D

I cant allah damn it, it's stronger than me

Richard
05-25-2012, 05:29 PM
If yes, what can I do about it?

Please I'm worried I need help

(poll coming soon)

Get some lube,fast!

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 05:30 PM
Get some lube,fast!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120403204713/mk/images/b/bf/Meme-no.jpg

Osprey
05-25-2012, 05:43 PM
show us a video first

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 05:48 PM
show us a video first

what if I'm too shy

Leliana
05-25-2012, 06:32 PM
We're coming to purify you, Malta! :cool:

http://www.gameseek.co.uk/images/products/island_of_death_invasion_malta_ww2_battles_toys.jp g

Osprey
05-25-2012, 06:32 PM
OK, then no advice for you

Heart of Oak
05-25-2012, 06:49 PM
Dralos kisses donkeys but there not married....

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 07:52 PM
OK, then no advice for you

I HATE YOU

Virtuous
05-25-2012, 07:52 PM
We're coming to purify you, Malta! :cool:

http://www.gameseek.co.uk/images/products/island_of_death_invasion_malta_ww2_battles_toys.jp g

Please, do so :D

Leliana
05-26-2012, 12:21 AM
Please, do so :D
Problem: Malta is not existing.

http://cs10995.vkontakte.ru/u2709519/150022385/y_53259f1b.jpg

Malta is so tiny, map creators ignore your island or don't add a name. :cool:

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:24 AM
Get a room, you faggots ! :cool:

Jarl
05-26-2012, 12:27 AM
Get a room, you faggots ! :cool:

Says Europe's most massive country :rolleyes:

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:30 AM
Says Europe's most massive country :rolleyes:
Despite of the weird policies of the government a lot of Dutch themselves are still pretty NIMBY when it comes to homosexuality. "Dutch tolerance" (a.k.a pragmatism) only extends to where it doesn't bother us.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 12:34 AM
Despite of the weird policies of the government a lot of Dutch themselves are still pretty NIMBY when it comes to homosexuality. "Dutch tolerance" (a.k.a pragmatism) only extends to where it doesn't bother us.



Ha ha! Dont sell that crap to me... The "tolerance" of your so called "government" extends as far as the smell of $$$, even if that means diving head down in shit. The Dutch, collectively speaking, are falling apart as a nation.

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:36 AM
Ha ha! Dont sell that crap to me... The "tolerance" of your so called "government" extends as far as the smell of $$$, even if that means diving head down in shit. The Dutch, collectively speaking, are falling apart as a nation.

Says a guy who half his country is " working" abroad and where there are campers with hookers alongside the roads. I will take no lectures from a Polak when it comes to nation building.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 12:39 AM
Says a guy who half his country is " working" abroad and where there are campers with hookers alongside the roads. I will take no lectures from a Polak when it comes to nation building.

LOL! Dont flatter yourslef. Hookers, bitches, pot and shit is the specialty of your country. Besides... your not fit for being lectured by me, you sexually frustrated stupido.

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:41 AM
LOL! Dont flatter yourslef. Hookers, bitches, pot and shit is the specialty of your country. Besides... your not fit for being lectured by me, you sexually frustrated stupido.
Ouch did that one hurt you. Polaks are known for only four things here: shoddy and cheap workmanship, drunkenness, car theft&burglary and prostitution.

Whereas the Netherlands also has a history of international trade, technological innovation, discoveries, tulips, shipbuilding, architecture and land reclamation.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 12:43 AM
Ouch did that one hurt you. Polaks are known for only four things here: shoddy and cheap workmanship, drunkenness, car theft&burglary and prostitution.

Whereas the Netherlands also has a history of international trade, technological innovation, discoveries, tulips, shipbuilding, architecture and land reclamation.


I prefer to workmanship to pot and pills, slappers and your stinking fariseic capitalist regime.

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:45 AM
I prefer to workmanship to pot and pills, slappers and your stinking fariseic capitalist regime.
You mean that capitalistic system that feeds your people. Because you're living on Dutch and German money like the other leeches in Southern and Eastern Europe. Frankly: the Dutch, Germans, Austrians and Scandinavians seem to be the only ones doing something useful today.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 12:51 AM
You mean that capitalistic system that feeds your people. Because you're living on Dutch and German money like the other leeches in Southern and Eastern Europe. Frankly: the Dutch, Germans, Austrians and Scandinavians seem to be the only ones doing something useful today.

Feeds? Dutch money is founded on centuries of colonial theft, oppression and banking swindles. Dont make me laugh. Your country produces nothing.

You would not even be able to feed your loud boastful mouths. You were not even capable of that in XVI-XVII century, being sent shiploads of grain from Poland and Russia.

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 12:58 AM
Feeds? Dutch money is founded on centuries of colonial theft, oppression and banking swindles. Dont make me laugh. Your country produces nothing.
Also that's not true. Our wealth comes from the economic boom of the 1950s and was based on hard work after the Americans ran off with our colonial empire. Unlike your wealth is based on credit from Europe and Western companies.


You would not even be able to feed your loud boastful mouths. You were not even capable of that in XVI-XVII century, being sent shiploads of grain from Poland and Russia.
Actually. We controlled the Baltic trade and most of our grain came from here as well and it was that pillar that made us very rich in the 1600s as that employed far more people then the trade with the Indies (whose wealth stayed with only a couple of people). :cool:

Holle Bolle Gijss
05-26-2012, 01:01 AM
Dutch money is founded on centuries of colonial theft, oppression and banking swindles.So? Its still money that alot of polaks love to get their grubby little hands on and their pockets lined with. Hence why their all claiming benefits over here. Okay fair enough I do admit that some actually hold jobs. Or make loads of offspring to receive benefits for the little rats they breed.

Dont lecture us Dutch about "theft". If atm theres one people well known for just that its the stinking polaks.

And with stinking I dont intend to curse but just state facts... Cause your kind sure does smell bad.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:06 AM
Also that's not true. Our wealth comes from the economic boom of the 1950s and was based on hard work after the Americans ran off with our colonial empire. Unlike your wealth is based on credit from Europe and Western companies.


Actually. We controlled the Baltic trade and most of our grain came from here as well and it was that pillar that made us very rich in the 1600s as that employed far more people then the trade with the Indies (whose wealth stayed with only a couple of people). :cool:

You never go to bed, don't you? :confused:



And don't tell me a "hardworking" nation needs >20% immigrants. That's just not even fucking approaching reality.


And WTF r u doing now????


I'll probably see you here first thing in the morning!


Move your lazy arse!



So? Its still money that alot of polaks love to get their grubby little hands on and their pockets lined with. Hence why their all claiming benefits over here. Okay fair enough I do admit that some actually hold jobs. Or make loads of offspring to receive benefits for the little rats they breed.

Dont lecture us Dutch about "theft". If atm theres one people well known for just that its the stinking polaks.

And with stinking I dont intend to curse but just state facts... Cause your kind sure does smell bad.


Sorry dude but... who are you actually???

I don't know you....

You only joined in a month ago, with 91 posts thus far. Please accept my utmost apologies, however I can't be even arsed to read your pointless blabber.

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 01:12 AM
And don't tell me a "hardworking" nation needs >20% immigrants. That's just not even fucking approaching reality.

Ever heard of trying to force labour costs down ? Dutch are expensive. So they bring in all sorts of cheap labour to pit them against local labour. No wonder most immigrants were brought in by the right. The Polish problem was entirely the making of a right wing government here.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:16 AM
Ever heard of trying to force labour costs down ? Dutch are expensive. So they bring in all sorts of cheap labour to pit them against local labour. No wonder most immigrants were brought in by the right. The Polish problem was entirely the making of a right wing government here.

Cheap at the expense of ones national integirty? Dutch always go for $$$ - their supreme purpose of life. I was correct. Your lazy arses should be grateful to the poor Polish migrants, right? Anyway, get out of my sight you miser!

PetiteParisienne
05-26-2012, 01:16 AM
What on Earth is happening in here!?

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 01:17 AM
Cheap at the expense of ones national integirty? Dutch always go for $$$ - their supreme purpose of life. I was correct. Your lazy arses should be grateful to the poor Polish migrants, right? Anyway, get out of my sight you miser!
Hah. It's the right bringing them in as they like the big bosses while the left is not happy about it at all. Like most Dutch. Now: haven't you got some windows to clean in London or a car to steal in Amsterdam ? ;)

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:19 AM
Hah. It's the right bringing them in as they like the big bosses while the left is not happy about it at all. Like most Dutch. Now: haven't you got some windows to clean in London or a car to steal in Amsterdam ? ;)

Nay. Im actually enjoying myself quite fine in here. Milking the system you know :thumbs up

...with teh ample supply of fat Dutch pusseeeeyyy.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:20 AM
What on Earth is happening in here!?

Just an old " friends' " re-union. Nothing special ;)

Loki
05-26-2012, 01:20 AM
I kissed Dralos on the kiss thread, not once, not twice but thrice (herpety derp), does that make me a homosexual?If yes, what can I do about it?

Please I'm worried I need help

(poll coming soon)

Nothing to worry about man. Even straight guys fancy dralos, the lovable Belgic Alboh Dinaric ubermensch.

Loki
05-26-2012, 01:24 AM
...with teh ample supply of fat Dutch pusseeeeyyy.

You know you like a bit of Germanic meat .. I can't blame you. It's the exotic fetishism.

In the same manner, I am quite partial to Polish women .. well and truly.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:41 AM
You know you like a bit of Germanic meat .. I can't blame you. It's the exotic fetishism.

In the same manner, I am quite partial to Polish women .. well and truly.

I know the Dutch Uncle's got a knack for Eastern females too. In fact any female - black, white or yellow. I suspect it must be a dilemma to reconcile the national pride with sexual instincts... He wont admit that tho. But talks of hookers too much...



P.s.

Belinda, if you're reading this (and I know you fokking are ;) ) - cut the porn next time and GO OUT. I am fed up with your moanings. You can talk of hookers, but its me who will spend the whole night "Riding a Dutch Gal" :thumbs up

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 01:54 AM
Belinda, if you're reading this (and I know you fokking are ;) ) - cut the porn next time and GO OUT. I am fed up with your moanings. You can talk of hookers, but its me who will spend the whole night "Riding a Dutch Gal" :thumbs up
:thumbs up I'll go out somewhere cheaper. Where a pint doesn't cost me 3 and a half for proper beer (not Heineken).

Jarl
05-26-2012, 01:57 AM
:thumbs up I'll go out somewhere cheaper. Where a pint doesn't cost me 3 and a half for proper beer (not Heineken).

Make sure you tip the poor East Euros behind the counter :mad:

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 02:00 AM
Make sure you tip the poor East Euros behind the counter :mad:

We don't do tipping here and haven't been doing that for the past 30 years.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 02:01 AM
We don't do tipping here and haven't been doing that for the past 30 years.

Ah yes! That actually makes sense! Very Dutch $$$!

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 02:03 AM
Ah yes! That actually makes sense! Very Dutch $$$!
Not really. Since waiters get paid very well here.

Jarl
05-26-2012, 02:03 AM
Not really. Since waiters get paid very well here.

Just like the slappers, I presume...

The Lawspeaker
05-26-2012, 02:08 AM
Just like the slappers, I presume...

As I said: Dutch wages are high. So are the taxes.

Heart of Oak
05-26-2012, 08:08 AM
I think the kissing problem, would be easy to solve, change it to a boxing thread, would you like to box the person above, we could all meet up an lay bets ect.
Like a tournament twice a year or even more often if it looks like a goodyun.
It could stop a lot of silliness an we could all have fun.
Travels up to you, £100 in the pot for the victor, even weapons the mind boggles.....

Útrám
05-26-2012, 09:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jiMm3.jpg

Virtuous
05-26-2012, 09:19 AM
Problem: Malta is not existing.

http://cs10995.vkontakte.ru/u2709519/150022385/y_53259f1b.jpg

Malta is so tiny, map creators ignore your island or don't add a name. :cool:

Got used to it :D

Virtuous
05-26-2012, 09:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jiMm3.jpg

GTFO cereal guy

Heart of Oak
05-26-2012, 10:05 AM
Ya! Get the gloves out!!!!

WitheredWhiteness
05-27-2012, 11:03 AM
I kissed Dralos on the kiss thread, not once, not twice but thrice (herpety derp), does that make me a homosexual?If yes, what can I do about it?

Please I'm worried I need help

(poll coming soon)

You should marry dralos, I bet he is a sensual lover xD

Virtuous
05-27-2012, 11:05 AM
You should marry dralos, I bet he is a sensual lover xD

I can't deny he's good in bed, damn it :D

dralos
05-27-2012, 11:06 AM
You should marry dralos, I bet he is a sensual lover xD
its true i am,but who told you?:D

WitheredWhiteness
05-27-2012, 11:08 AM
I can't deny he's good in bed, damn it :D

I knoooow :) you really should taste his love, it may be rough but you will like it! :D


its true i am,but who told you?:D

I have my secret sources... :rolleyes:

dralos
05-27-2012, 11:10 AM
malta did you let our sextape to leak out?

Virtuous
05-27-2012, 11:12 AM
malta did you let our sextape to leak out?

No, ofc not, I mean it's not that I posted it on Porn Hub and got awarded "Homo sex tape of the month" :rolleyes2:

WitheredWhiteness
05-27-2012, 11:13 AM
No, ofc not, I mean it's not that I posted it on Porn Hub and got awarded "Homo sex tape of the month" :rolleyes2:

It's not that I have seen it, ofc not. :rolleyes:

dralos
05-27-2012, 11:13 AM
No, ofc not, I mean it's not that I posted it on Porn Hub and got awarded "Homo sex tape of the month" :rolleyes2:
did you atleast get paid and if you did,send half to me,having mistresses beside a husband isnt cheap nowadays:D
and soon its summervacation need money to capture some honeys:D

Archduke
05-27-2012, 11:14 AM
You are homosexual, sorry. :coffee::D

Virtuous
05-27-2012, 11:19 AM
did you atleast get paid and if you did,send half to me,having mistresses beside a husband isnt cheap nowadays:D
and soon its summervacation need money to capture some honeys:D

They did and they even asked me to make more of those videos but I rejected, privacy is my concern y'know. :D

Virtuous
05-27-2012, 11:19 AM
You are homosexual, sorry. :coffee::D

rawr

Heart of Oak
05-27-2012, 01:40 PM
Stop teasing an pucker up mother fucker......

Virtuous
05-27-2012, 04:26 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldr4y4Vdtb1qfueh7o1_400.gif

Heart of Oak
06-01-2012, 12:16 PM
Yea pucker up mother fucker......

Virtuous
06-01-2012, 12:17 PM
GOD DAMN IT

Heart of Oak
06-03-2012, 08:07 AM
I'll give you God dammit, you donkey fucker.....

Aunt Hilda
05-31-2013, 12:05 PM
Repent my child, repent

Virtuous
05-31-2013, 12:06 PM
Repent my child, repent

What's with you bumping my thread back from the glory troll days? :P

CrystalMaiden
05-31-2013, 12:06 PM
You got mouth AIDS...

Virtuous
05-31-2013, 12:09 PM
You got mouth AIDS...

all because of kebab.

Aunt Hilda
05-31-2013, 12:20 PM
What's with you bumping my thread back from the glory troll days? :P

this is a troll thread?

Virtuous
05-31-2013, 12:23 PM
this is a troll thread?

Ofc, everyone knows that I am actually divorced from Dralos.

Aunt Hilda
05-31-2013, 12:26 PM
Ofc, everyone knows that I am actually divorced from Dralos.

WHAT??? I didn't know that.

CrystalMaiden
05-31-2013, 12:43 PM
all because of kebab.

Pork meat, you mean...

Virtuous
05-31-2013, 12:45 PM
Pork meat, you mean...

Blasphemy, I ought to go crusade on you in bed.