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Jedthehumanoid
10-23-2012, 06:23 PM
What would you write?

arcticwolf
10-23-2012, 06:37 PM
What would you write?

Shit happens when you party naked. Where the fuck am I and how did I get here? ;)

Tabiti
10-23-2012, 06:39 PM
"Please, don't find me, civilization!"

Jedthehumanoid
10-23-2012, 08:09 PM
This is my last bottle of methadone, please send more.

Sol Invictus
10-23-2012, 08:13 PM
Smash literal Christianty!!! Esotericize everything that moves!!!

Corvus
10-23-2012, 08:17 PM
Just a castaway
An island lost at sea
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle

StonyArabia
10-23-2012, 08:21 PM
Love, Peace, Tolerance hopefully one day mankind will understand the true meaning of these:thumb001:

The Lawspeaker
10-23-2012, 08:23 PM
"I need more whiskey. Use the brand name that's on the bottle. Send it to the coordinates provided in the letter. KINDLY REFRAIN FROM SENDING A RESCUE TEAM."

Kazimiera
10-23-2012, 08:29 PM
My late husband and I did this, but the bottle wasn't thrown into the sea.

The swimming pool was leaking because it wasn't of the best quality, so we had it filled with soil. Before it was completely filled up we put some of our details in a jam jar and then put it in the hole before it was filled up with soil.

We put our names and personal details in, such a birth date, place etc. In it we put a photograph of us on our wedding day. Also, we put in some money. Not a lot, but some coins and a few notes. Should it be found some time in the future so that the dates can also be verified by the coins.

Who knows. Maybe one day someone will find it.