Phallus Worship in the Ottoman Empire

[ficuscarica]

We will collect historical material in this thread. Be sure to check for updates.

[Nurzat]

i could send you guys a photo so you can start off. on a more serious note, i recomment you this book:

A Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis by David M. Friedman

[agality]

Is this a troll thread?

[Legion]

Is this a troll thread?

No, it's a research thread.

[ficuscarica]

Historical Background

In order to understand the roots of phallus worship in the Turkish Empire we first have to get familar with the Khazar tribe, a Turkic tribe that was located north of today´s Turkey:

The Khazars were a Pagan civilization, and in a short period in history ,became the largest and most powerful kingdom in Europe, and possibly the wealthiest also. They brought with them their religious worship that was a mix of phallic worship and other forms of idolatrous worship practiced in Asia by other Pagan nations. This form of Pagan worship continued into the seventh century with vile forms of sexual excesses and lewdness indulged in by the Khazars as part of their religious beliefs. This form of worship produced to a large degree a moral degeneracy that the Khazarian King could no longer endure.
In the seventh century King Bulan, ( the ruler at that time ), decided to end the practice of Phallic worship and all other forms of idolatrous worship and to make one of three monotheistic religions,( which he new very little about ) the new Khazarian state religion.
After an historic session with representatives from the three monotheistic religions, King Bulan decided to adopt "Talmudism", ( as it was known then and practiced today as Judaism,) over Islam and Christianity and became the new state religion.
(http://www.lostisrael.com/khazars.htm)

Notice that the 7th century is also the time when islam emerged. When the Khazars converted they took over the lead in judaism. Contrary to popular beliefs they did not completely abandon the phallus worship. To keep this vivid tradition alive they invented islam. You will find this theory strange, but notice the form of the minarettes:

http://www.morgenlan.de/images/jemen/r/minarett.JPG

[ficuscarica]

The Muslim Prayer Call

Etymologists have developed a theory that claims that the word "Allah" is a form of Phallus. An unclearl pronounciation of the u vowel lead to the word Phallah, which later was shortened to Allah. Notice how muslim believers raise their rear end when they pray to Phall(ah)us. The call "Allahu akbar" literally translated means "Allah has the greatest". Muslim believers act on this belief and present themselves in worship:

http://www.qsl.net/v/vu2sdu/jpg/salaat/salaat13.jpg

The Ottoman Empire, when it became the leading muslim power, promoted the Phallus cult from Bosnia to Morocco, by erecting huge phallusses:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Blaue_moschee_6minarette.jpg
http://media.kunst-fuer-alle.de/img/37/m/37_158617~moschee-nahe-muscat-kuppel-turm-minarett-religion-islam-arabische-halbinsel-naher-osten,-oman.jpg

[Legion]

The Ottoman empire, however, expanded phallus worship as a superpower. It promoted phallus worship across the known world, from Morocco to the Caucasus. All over, they created constructed places of worship on top of which they erected massive phalli. These symbols can be found throughout the Islamic world.

A prestigious quad-phallus mosque:

http://real-deal-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mosque.jpg

These phalli can range in size, here are the record holders in Turkey:

http://www.planetware.com/i/map/TR/the-tallest-minarets-in-turkey-map.jpg

[agality]

No, it's a research thread.

Well, i`m sorry but i think this is a thread to troll the Turks here. I googled this topic and all i found was Khazars` phallic worships. Nothing about Ottomans. And you guys saying that Muslims are praying to a penis. And the shape of minarets are inspired by penises. How tolerable...

[Legion]

Additional picture of salah, a popular ritual in phallic worship where one must raise the rear end toward the sky five times a day:

http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/07/07/620857/muslim-prayer-420x0.jpg

[ficuscarica]

The phallus cult had to defend itself against various attacks from the scientific community. It almost seems to be a sign of Phall(ah)us, that scientist recently discovered the "Eagle Nebula". Many islamic scholars have claimed that this lightyears long penis is best understood as the Phall(ah)us himself.
http://whatafy.com/storage//2012/09/2012/09/24/discovering-the-universe-the-eagle-nebula/The-Eagle-Nebula.jpg
Recent research has revealed that the Eagle Nebula was known to the Turks.

[agality]

At least please indicate you sources...

[Legion]

The phallus cult had to defend itself against various attacks from the scientific community. It almost seems to be a sign of Phall(ah)us, that scientist recently discovered the "Eagle Nebula". Many islamic scholars have claimed that this lightyears long penis is best understood as the Phall(ah)us himself.
http://whatafy.com/storage//2012/09/2012/09/24/discovering-the-universe-the-eagle-nebula/The-Eagle-Nebula.jpg
Recent research has revealed that the Eagle Nebula was known to the Turks.

This phallus is known to be FOUR light years long.

[Furnace]

In one story in the ancient Qur'an Phall(ah)aus once transcended to the earth as a goat, in Islam today goats are revered as transmitters of wisdom and knowledge. This transmission usually occurs through the goat's phallus.


http://www.theblogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/muslim-attack-goat.jpg

(1) This picture shows a goat transmitting knowledge to a righteous believer.

[Furnace]

At least please indicate you sources...

http://quran.com/

[ficuscarica]

Promotion of the Phallus Worship Under Ottoman Rule

The Ottomans, as the Khazars tool in installing world wide phallus worship, laid the fundations for phallus worship being spread as far as southeastern Asia, where boys in a young age are introduced to the ancient phallus cult.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fjygiQyrTZg/TMkkMyor3VI/AAAAAAAAAbA/mHk6HOjyiJI/s1600/muslim-kid-praying.gif

Here is a collection of phallus worshippers presenting themselves throughout all the world.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium/muslims-praying-in-jerusalem-jason-moore.jpg
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/muslims_praying.jpg
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/12/13/1225970/560384-praying-muslims.jpg

[agality]

http://quran.com/

Thanks. From now on, this thread is officially a troll thread.

[Corvus]

Intresting, I was not aware of this at all to be honest

[Su]

Intresting, I was not aware of this at all to be honest

Because he's taking the piss.

He's making stuff up to troll Turks, since he hates Turks with a great passion.

This is the reason why he's got no source, nothing. Of course his anti-Turk buddies are helping him out with the nonsense.

I think this is a great thread for low-life trolls. :thumb001:

[Legion]

A purification ritual takes place on Ramadan, the ninth month of the Islamic calender. This ensures a clean body is offered to Phall(ah)us.

Phallus penetrating the moon on the 13th day of Ramadan:

http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/71279206.jpg

[finþaų]

This is great humour!

[ficuscarica]

Legion, could you please go into detail concerning the meaning of Ramadan for the phallic cult?

[TheMagnificent]

Stupid trolling thread, that's for sure.

[mysticism]

But the signs speak for themselves.

1. All anus' in the air for prayer, and lips kissing the ground (sexual submission)
2. Mosques resembling penises, and balls (the large dome?)
3. The fasting
4. The obsession over a man, Muhammed, who is praised as a great lover.
5. The obsession over another man, the God (Pha)Allah(Us).

:P

[morski]

Muslim couple with a message from Phall(ah)us.

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5968063_f520.jpg

[kabeiros]

Additional picture of salah, a popular ritual in phallic worship where one must raise the rear end toward the sky five times a day:

http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/07/07/620857/muslim-prayer-420x0.jpg
Are they waiting for a phalus to knock on their ''back door''? :D

[mysticism]

Are they waiting for a phalus to knock on their ''back door''? :D

They should utilize these:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OzoRVyMiuas/T-PPGsxA4tI/AAAAAAAAALY/ScKLWYaDkdE/s400/2009-09-25..y_Pants.jpg

Muslim-Prayer Pants

[mysticism]

Muslim couple with a message from Phall(ah)us.

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5968063_f520.jpg

This is used during prayer to "cleanse" mind, spirit, and body.

[ficuscarica]

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[Legion]

Are they waiting for a phalus to knock on their ''back door''? :D

Precisely. Their bowels must be clean, therefore a fast is required before it is pointed towards the eagle nebula. As Ramadan is the holiest of months for the Phallic cult, only a pure offering can be made.

The hierarchy appears to be:


Phall(ah)aus

Mohammed

Male cultists: They are made in Phall(ah)aus's image as they also have a phallus, although it will never be as powerful and transcending.

Female cultists: These are regarded as the lowest creatures in the order, their lack of a phallus makes their anatomy blasphemous and the antithesis of Phall(ah)aus

[agality]

All i wonder is these `researchers` will get banned or not. They are either little kids or unevolved monkeys that uses human avatars. I bet someone would get banned instantly if he trolled european culture or religion.

[Corvus]

This is sophisticated scientific field research of high standard.
A lot of universitiy faculties would be very proud of such zealous students
who go deep in substantially new areas

[kabeiros]

Phall(ah)us has performed many miracles for his beloved Ottoman Turks. He has created the ''Phall(ah)us valley'' in Cappadocia so they will always remember his name and worship his majesty
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5124/5343996359_798b4a370a.jpg
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/itakefotos4u/itakefotos4u1209/itakefotos4u120900610/15571090-love-valley-cappadocia-turkey.jpg
http://cdn2.gbot.me/photos/Fl/jA/1294205584/Cappadocia___Love_valley-Cappadocia-20000000001547457-375x500.jpg

[finþaų]

All i wonder is these `researchers` will get banned or not. They are either little kids or unevolved monkeys that uses human avatars. I bet someone would get banned instantly if he trolled european culture or religion.

They won't get banned.

[ficuscarica]

Precisely. Their bowels must be clean, therefore a fast is required before it is pointed towards the eagle nebula. As Ramadan is the holiest of months for the Phallic cult, only a pure offering can be made.

The hierarchy appears to be:


Phall(ah)aus

Mohammed

Male cultists: They are made in Phall(ah)aus's image as they also have a phallus, although it will never be as powerful and transcending.

Female cultists: These are regarded as the lowest creatures in the order, their lack of a phallus makes their anatomy blasphemous and the antithesis of Phall(ah)aus


I would like to point out that feminist phall(ah)us scientists recently proposed a theory that contradicts your statement. They suggested that the phallic headscarf, also known as hidjab, serves the purpose of imitating the appearance of a phallus:
http://www.pi-news.net/wp/uploads/2009/12/arzthelferin.jpg

Moreover, some women have developed a form of clothing that makes them appear as a perfect phallus copy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/46/Niqab.jpg/220px-Niqab.jpg

The favoured color (black) of these phallus garments has caused several phallic researches to consider the Phall(ah)us as negroid.

Also notice how this dressing code for women reveals how deeply the phallic worship is rooted in the phallic worshippers´ thinking. The feminine sexuality has no place in this cult, which is the reason why they are dressed like giant phallusses.

[morski]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCdui2i1KWA/TQI6m9VcvFI/AAAAAAAAADg/CQk0LjnXW-w/s1600/muslim+prayer+room.JPG

[ficuscarica]

These phalli can range in size, here are the record holders in Turkey:

http://www.planetware.com/i/map/TR/the-tallest-minarets-in-turkey-map.jpg

Notice that not only the size, but also the form of the depicted phalli can vary. Many have penis rings attached to them.

The number of penis rings added to the erected phallus indicates the degree of devotion, expressed by the willingness to be penetraded by such modified phalli.

The Hagia Sophia in Istanbul is an astounding indication of the degree of devotion that Ottoman phallic worshippers seemed to have at the peak of the cult. Several huge phalli have a number of penis rings added to them:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/473386671_fb20a7e7e8.jpg

[kabeiros]

The president of Turkey, a true Phall(ah)us believer, has expressed his devotion to him many times. Here in one of his most famous pictures
http://tundratabloids.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ERDOGAN-MISSILE.jpg

[mysticism]

Bump, in the name of (Ph)Allah(us)

[Sultan Suleiman]

Funny how the two posters are two heebs and one of the most fanatical goys I have met :D

And Ficus really? Allah Akbar="Allah has the greatest", you make less sense with each day you spend in that Godforsaken shit hole.

[Insuperable]

Best thread ever

[Legion]

My research was temporarily interrupted, I hope my colleague answered all of your inquiries.

Although Phallic cultists tend to be hostile to scientific discovery, several scholars from the fringe Sufi school of Phallic worship have began adding their wisdom. We must look at the eagle nebula once more to address this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Eagle_nebula_pillars.jpg/608px-Eagle_nebula_pillars.jpg

It is suggested that our brains perceive transitions of Phall(ah)us' avatar. As with Arabic script, we start reading from the right. The first form is flaccid, a mere 1.5 light years long. During salah, it progresses into the phallus - the third and final form at an impressive 4 light years in length. This would mean that the erection happens faster than light!

Salah occurs 5 times a day, when One scholar went as far as suggesting the coloring (due to gas composition) of the eagle nebula is correlated to the skin pigmentation of the majority of phallic worshipers.

There is a theory that the kaaba(pictured) is a gift ejected from Phall(ah)us that landed on Earth with high velocity.

Thousands of Phallic cultists eagerly become ready to get metaphysically penetrated from behind:

http://static.euronews.com/images_news/img_pod_2310-pilgrimage-mecca-kaaba.jpg

[ficuscarica]

Legion, this is brilliant. I am dying of laughter.

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

A group of Central Asian Turks celebrating anchestral fallus festival here ..:thumb001:

OH94HWf-PJ0

(shhh:whistle:...)

[ficuscarica]

http://www.izwien.at/files/cache/b36cc8f23ee7ee39becf85bdd7890d94.png

Above you can see a timeline of different events happing during the Salah. The phallic believer...

1. Gets mentally ready for the metaphysical penetration.
2. Connects with Phall(ah)us in form of soft penetration. For this purpose he bends over in standing position.
3. Kneels, because otherwise he would fall over during the most intense part of the prayer.

During the Ottoman period this practise has been spread throughout all the muslim world.

[Legion]

Thank you for quickly adding this brilliant research. You are a very good theologist, where did you study?

I have not seen a funnier thread! :jump0000:

[ficuscarica]

By the end of Ramadan the rectum is completely emptied, which allows maximum contact with Phall(ah)us during the Salah.

After Ramadan a famous Turkish dish - invented in the Ottoman time, when the Ottoman Empire had expanded far enough to give it access to bananas - is served throughout all the phallic world to celebrate this annual highlight in the calendar of phallic worship:

http://s8.postimage.org/5wmjzfzyd/penis_funny_food02.jpg
Notice that, when the end of Ramaddan is celebrated, the bananas later used for the dish posted above are used to penetrate the righteous´s rear ends. Thus the phallic community makes sure that each believer, even though he might not have had a metaphysical experience of divine penetration, experiences at least some of the phallic joy.

According to a legend the chief servant of a famous Ottoman ruler back in the 14th century got a banana pushed up his rear end according to the custom. However, when the banana was pulled out again it showed some brown stains, which were proof of his disobedience against the fasting commandment. The man - as beheadings were a common and popular costum in the Ottoman empire - paid with his head.

To remind people of this event and the sinfullness of not keeping the rectum clear throughout the fasting time, another dish was invented:
http://www.bohaute.com/wp-content/2009/03/choc-dipped-bananas.jpg
During the Ottoman occupation this dish found its way into Europe and is nowadays known as "chocolate banana". Thus, despite the fact that the Ottoman phallus cult is unknown to many Europeans, its remains have found entrance into many European cuisines.

[Pallantides]

Phallus worship?


I prefer Ass worship
http://i.imgur.com/EbCC1.jpg

[Aura]

I suggest you to continue this reserch in Iran, maybe you are going to have ahy kind of grants from Iranian government!

[curiousman]

Big LOL

Ficuscarica Akbar :thumbs up

[Pecheneg]

All i wonder is these `researchers` will get banned or not. They are either little kids or unevolved monkeys that uses human avatars. I bet someone would get banned instantly if he trolled european culture or religion.

You know what? Last day i shared a funny picture about Ficus, it was a horse looking exactly like Ficus. But currently, i can't see my post, it's gone. :rolleyes:
So, this is how things work around here.

[finþaų]

You know what? Last day i shared a funny picture about Ficus, it was a horse looking exactly like Ficus. But currently, i can't see my post, it's gone. :rolleyes:
So, this is how things work around here.

Personal insults are not allowed on Apricity. Can't you see the difference?

Stay on topic now, please.

[Flintlocke]

Iranians don't like their dicks

8rj8HM5G_ow

[Pecheneg]

Personal insults are not allowed on Apricity. Can't you see the difference?

there are tens of insulting images about me here in this thread. monkeys, wanking guys, people with deformed faces, other animals etc.
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50755






Stay on topic now, please.
So be it.
original phallus culture from Rome, Greece and modern Europe
http://i50.tinypic.com/ib9u13.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/f7620.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/67mpi1.jpg
Greece
The Annual Phallus Festival in Greece
http://i46.tinypic.com/xe1sld.gif
http://i50.tinypic.com/346ujci.jpg
modern europe
http://i46.tinypic.com/x2uyhv.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/r0t3c9.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/2n99u1k.jpg

[Pallantides]

Phallus worship existed also here in Scandinavia, I remember seeing some old Norse figurine with a giant wang. :D

[Turkophagos]

Phallahu akbar..

[Legion]

http://i45.tinypic.com/67mpi1.jpg

Thank you for sharing this historic piece!

Our historians have confirmed that during the conquest of Greece, the Ottoman Turks snapped off the phallus of Dionysus, as none can be greater than Phall(ah)us.

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Thank you for sharing this historic piece!

Our historians have confirmed that during the conquest of Greece, the Ottoman Turks snapped off the phallus of Dionysus, as none can be greater than Phall(ah)us.


On the other hand Greeks circumcised their Kings noses ..
nose circumcision
isn't it kinda weird :confused:


JUSTINIAN II First reign 10th July 685 - late 695; second reign summer 705 - 4th Nov 711; deposed, son of Constantinus IV,
born c. 669. He was an effective but cruel ruler. He was deposed, mutilated (his nickname Rhinometus means "nose cut off")
and banished. He was restored by the Bulgars but was assassinated

[Graham]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/473386671_fb20a7e7e8.jpg

Think the design of the building is good. But it also looks like a Space port with Nasa rockets.

[ficuscarica]

You know what? Last day i shared a funny picture about Ficus, it was a horse looking exactly like Ficus. But currently, i can't see my post, it's gone. :rolleyes:
So, this is how things work around here.

How is it particularly insulting when I make a dumb face on purpose to look like a horse and then you post a horse? :rolleyes:

[ficuscarica]

Ottoman Phallic Food Customs


By the end of Ramadan the rectum is completely emptied, which allows maximum contact with Phall(ah)us during the Salah.

After Ramadan a famous Turkish dish - invented in the Ottoman time, when the Ottoman Empire had expanded far enough to give it access to bananas - is served throughout all the phallic world to celebrate this annual highlight in the calendar of phallic worship:

http://s8.postimage.org/5wmjzfzyd/penis_funny_food02.jpg


Notice that, when the end of Ramaddan is celebrated, the bananas later used for the dish posted above are used to penetrate the righteous´s rear ends. Thus the phallic community makes sure that each believer, even though he might not have had a metaphysical experience of divine penetration, experiences at least some of the phallic joy.

According to a legend the chief servant of a famous Ottoman ruler back in the 14th century got a banana pushed up his rear end according to the custom. However, when the banana was pulled out again it showed some brown stains, which were proof of his disobedience against the fasting commandment. The man - as beheadings were a common and popular costum in the Ottoman empire - paid with his head.

To remind people of this event and the sinfullness of not keeping the rectum clear throughout the fasting time, another dish was invented:
http://www.bohaute.com/wp-content/2009/03/choc-dipped-bananas.jpg
During the Ottoman occupation this dish found its way into Europe and is nowadays known as "chocolate banana". Thus, despite the fact that the Ottoman phallus cult is unknown to many Europeans, its remains have found entrance into many European cuisines.

[ficuscarica]

Isn´t that IM on the left side of the pic (with the red pullover)??

[kabeiros]

Think the design of the building is goodIt was made by Greeks, that's why :thumb001:

[Blackout]

Great thread, but please let me join in!

Actually Jews were well established in the cult of phallus worship. No other people can claim more advancement than them. Let us explore the real origins of this cult, and how it shaped modern society for generations of Jews to come.

In this picture we can see how phallus worship extends to the Israeli military:

http://www.shabboshouse.com/Temp/Israel/5766/IDFprayer/IDFspreadTallis.jpg

Under no circumstances must a Zion miss his daily routine of phallus worship. After a brief ritual of flapping his arms around like a flightless bird, the 'chosen' one, must cure his diciples from the evil spirits (also known as Palestinians).

http://www.shabboshouse.com/Temp/Israel/5766/IDFprayer/IDFblueTallisShema.jpg

Any remaining fluid must be wiped from the face as it has been known to blind people. While this is being done, the phallus must be continuously displayed to the followers.

To be continued further.... :)

[ficuscarica]

This is a thread about the Ottoman Empire. Please refrain from spamming it with off-topic content, such as in the posting above.

[Blackout]

This is a thread about the Ottoman Empire. Please refrain from spamming it with off-topic content, such as in the posting above.

I know, but the ottoman empire contained Jewish residents. It would not be fair to ignore them. People must acknowledge their hard work in the founding and advancement of the 'phallus' cult.

[Aura]

Some Turks are so devoted to Phall(ah)us, that they never stand on their feet because they think that this could make him angry. Here they are walking (?????) to one of his sacred shrines in eastern Turkey
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5558/3465/1600/On%20all%20fours.jpg

I've seen a documentary about this, and as far as I remember they are just hadicapped family with mental illnes.

[ficuscarica]

Ottoman Phallic Costums

Contrary to the popular opinion that followers of the phallic cult are not creative, but destructive, the Ottomans proudly point to some of their unique and important inventions.


The Phallic Prayer Chain

One of these inventions is the "Phall(ah)us Prayer Chain", a chain that was invented for phallic believers who have not yet reached a degree of piety that allows them to experience metaphysical penetration. Sometimes it is simply referred to as the "muslim prayer chain".

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/136/454/303/303454136_704.jpg
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/608/524/303/303524608_867.jpg

It comes in various sizes and shapes, thus allowing each phallic worshipper to have their unique "phallic experience".



The Phallic Toilet

Another great Ottoman Phallic invention is the so called Phallic Toilet (see picture below). While western toilets require their users to sit, Ottoman Phallic toilets are used in squatting position. Thus it is guaranteed, that in case of a phallic theophany, Phall(ah)us can comfortably take place under his worshipper.
http://www.mamakk.com/wp-content/no-squatting-on-toilet.jpg

[Insuperable]

Blasphemy! This is blashpemy! Blasphemy I say unto you!
Recently, the cult which continues Ottoman worship of Phallus with their leader Ahmadinejad has stirred lot of global superpowers because they acquired the ancient Phallus artifact seen on the picture below:
http://i45.tinypic.com/2qwgdu9.jpg

According to the intel if used properly this artifact can start a cataclysmic event known as the Wrath of Phallus: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg
A nice portrayal of this alleged event an also be seen here: http://www.icangiveyouhouse.com/2010/10/10/bom/

[Legion]

According to the intel if used properly this artifact can start a cataclysmic event known as the Wrath of Phallus: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg
A nice portrayal of this alleged event an also be seen here: http://www.icangiveyouhouse.com/2010/10/10/bom/

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/07/27/15405/ahmadinejad1.jpg

World leaders shudder in fear as chimpanzee-prophet Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is said to bring about the next age. Inside sources state that he is working on an "colossal phallus capable of raping the infidel world"

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4f97f6fb6bb3f76b0f000021/shaheen-missile-pakistan.jpg

[Cannabis Sativa]

It was made by Greeks, that's why :thumb001:

That's Sultan Ahmet Mosque(Blue Mosque),not Hagia Sophia. It was built long after the Greeks. It was completed in the beginning of 17th century.

[Farah]

What the..this is one of the most twisted things I've ever read - a Freudian-like analysis gone seriously wrong. :eek:

[kabeiros]

That's Sultan Ahmet Mosque(Blue Mosque),not Hagia Sophia. It was built long after the Greeks. It was completed in the beginning of 17th century.it was made by Mimar Sinan right? It's Greek or Armenian (by the way even if Sinan was a pure Turk, it is obvious that this mosque is a copy of Hagia Sophia)

[Cannabis Sativa]

it was made by Mimar Sinan right? It's Greek or Armenian (by the way even if Sinan was a pure Turk, it is obvious that this mosque is a copy of Hagia Sophia)

Not Mimar Sinan, the architecture belonged to Sedefkâr Mehmed Ağa(he was Albanian from Elbasan) . You were almost close to guess. As for Mimar Sinan, he was said to be one of descendants of Karamanlides. So Sinan was possibly half Greek-half Turk ancestrally from Kayseri and Konya. Yes, Selimiye Mosque and Hagia Sophia look alike.

[Anglojew]

Could the Turk Penis cult derive from their asiatic origins and have a common root (lol) with the Japanese Penis cult?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/22/article-1269273521176-08D37824000005DC-654804_636x405.jpg

[Legion]

Could the Turk Penis cult derive from their asiatic origins and have a common root (lol) with the Japanese Penis cult?


This contraption bears a striking resemblance to the 15th century Ottoman battering rams. These were mighty enough to shatter the walls of Constantinople, said to be indestructible at the time. Military historians state that the Ottoman conquest of Constantinople owes its success to these mighty phalli.

http://www.knight-test.aspery.com.au/images/images-battles/constantinope.jpg

On another note, we are investigating why many convert to phallic worship in prison. According to US statistics - "These converted inmates are mostly African American, with a small but growing Hispanic minority. "

The commencement begins with target inmate dropping soap, afterwards he is struck with an epiphany of Phall(ah)us. The weak and submissive are successfully converted to Phallic worship, while the strong will become sworn enemies of it....

http://muftah.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/american-muslim-inmates.jpg

http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/prison-islam-1.jpg

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Real phallus worship(not the mock one, apricity trolls created to annoy Muslims) is a part of Nature Worship and not that bad ..
(like Kanamara Matsuri festival İn Japan)

Actually ,cultures that suppress the sex drives and manupulates fertility creates more corruption and leads to mammonism eventually
(=money worship)


http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/408/newyork2121024x768gezin.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/newyork2121024x768gezin.jpg/)

City Upon Hill or New Babil ?


European people, including Americans, Australians, Canadians and Latin American Caucasians have stopped reproducing and remained to 1 billion and it is now in a phase of fast decline.

Btw guys ,may be you should worship to Phallus too...:(

[Legion]

Real phallus worship(not the mock one, apricity trolls created to annoy Muslims) is a part of Nature Worship and not that bad ..
(like Kanamara Matsuri festival İn Japan)

Actually ,cultures that suppress the sex drives and manupulates fertility creates more corruption and leads to mammonism eventually
(=money worship)


City Upon Hill or New Babil ?



Btw guys ,may be you should worship to Phallus too...:(

We never said that there's anything wrong with phallus worship :p

Trolling? We professionally presented our research. These facts clearly show Islam is very homoerotic, especially for the reasons Slavic_Blood highlighted on page 2. Almost every user that read this thread was highly amused and approved of it. The rip-off thread, however, is a blatant trolling attempt.

I agree with the rest of your post, by the way :thumb001:

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Muslims are not mocking your religion because they respect Christ
But praying to a crucified person looks weird too..So can we say Christianity is sado mazo?

Anyway I' m not going to write again on this childish thread .

[ficuscarica]

Phallahus worshippers found thread because the great penis pointed towards it. Phallahus worshippers then destroyed thread. Phallahus akbar!

[Legion]

Muslims are not mocking your religion because they respect Christ
But praying to a crucified person looks weird too..So can we say Christianity is sado mazo?

Anyway I' m not going to write again on this childish thread .

A crucified person doesn't hold anything to a phallic belief system where worshipers bow down with their rear ends up in submission.

I don't have a religion.

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

A crucified person doesn't hold anything to a phallic belief system where worshipers bow down with their rear ends up in submission.

I don't have a religion.

It is not related with Islam it must be a custom to show respect in that region (middleast) . I hope it explains ..

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Could the Turk Penis cult derive from their asiatic origins and have a common root (lol) with the Japanese Penis cult?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/22/article-1269273521176-08D37824000005DC-654804_636x405.jpg

Japanese people believe Shintoism, its a kind of animism same as our old belief ..


The word Shinto ("Way of the Gods") was adopted from the written Chinese (神道, pinyin: shén dào) combining two kanji: "shin" (神), meaning "spirit" or kami; and "tō", meaning a philosophical path or study (from the Chinese word dào). Kami are defined in English as "spirits", "essences" or "deities", that are associated with many understood formats; in some cases being human-like, in others being animistic, and others being associated with more abstract "natural" forces in the world (mountains, rivers, lightning, wind, waves, trees, rocks). Kami and people are not separate; they exist within the same world and share its interrelated complexity.

Phallus is a pagan fertility symbol ..not foreign to Greek Dionnisos myths They can be found in every culture I guess ..But about our history there is a note on Ibni Fadlan about Phallus worshipping ..


About pagan religions he has little to say. But the Bashkirs' phallus cult arouses his interest, for he asks through his interpreter one of the natives the reason for his worshipping a wooden penis, and notes down his reply: "Because I issued from something similar and know of no other creator who made me." He then adds that 'some of them [the Bashkirs] believe in twelve deities, a god for winter, another for summer, one for the rain, one for the wind, one for the trees, one for men, one for the horse, one for water, one for the night, one for the day, a god of death and one for the earth; while that god who dwells in the sky is the greatest among them, but takes counsel with the others and thus all are contented with each other's doings.... We have seen a group among them which worships snakes, and a group which worships fish, and a group which worships cranes...

Prefer my asiatic roots ,better than famous shit worshipping of your nation.

According to (your) Freud ,money is related to faeces, http://www.freudpage.info/anal_stage.html


So Mammonism is simply a faeces worshipping ..All word today worship to shit ..and even writing it on money ..
..In Faeces we trust ?

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