Mayan Thread

[PeacefulCaribbeanDutch]

Is the end of the world coming?

[Virtuous]

Phallus is coming, ask Ficus.

[Sikeliot]

No.

[Stanley]

Is the end of the world coming?

Yes.

But not this year.

[Vesuvian Sky]

Everyone says the same thing: nothin's gonna happen.

But I can't help to wonder about tommorrow nonetheless.:icon_ask:

Its part of my supersticious ways.:D

[Smaug]

No, but we talked so much about tomorrow that even if nothing happens (and nothing will), it will be interesting living this Dec 21 :D

[MandM]

dont think so because, they say that they could predict the end of the world, but they could not predict that the spaniards were coming?

[Mraz]

It's the end of the world for a lot of people everyday.

[Graham]

Edinburgh tomorrow prediction. The Balmoral Hotel tower's clock still shown..

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/546682_463056633752025_1705675901_n.jpg

We knew this day would come...

What shall you do in your last hours?

[Blackout]

Phallus is coming, ask Ficus.

Horse head alliance? :laugh:

[Kazimiera]

It's 11pm in my time zone. The end of the world starts for me in one hour. The world will have ended in China, Japan, Australia, India and East Africa already.

Do we have any survivors yet, who made it past zero hundred hours in their time zone?

[Kazimiera]

This guy didn't make it. :(

http://blog.compete.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/empty-clothes.jpg

[Sikeliot]

I'll laugh when we are still here on the 22nd. :D

[Zmey Gorynych]

It's 11pm in my time zone. The end of the world starts for me in one hour.

I actually fancy the idea of witnessing the end of the world, not gonna happen though, AGAIN ! but just in case it does happen ... see you on the other side :wavey001:

[Allenson]

I think a lot of people will be disappointed tomorrow!

[Kazimiera]

I actually fancy the idea of witnessing the end of the world, not gonna happen though, AGAIN ! but just in case it does happen ... see you on the other side :wavey001:

Maybe we will be destined to be on Apricity for all eternity.

[Corvus]

This whole apocalypse thing is all obscurantism.

I believed in it until I watched the movie "2012" back in 2009
It was so ridicolous, I almost pissed in my trousers because of incontrolled laughing.
Since then I ceased to believe in this alleged end of the world hype.
Maybe it was the intention by hollywood to calm people down, because that`s the only explanation for such a ludicrous novel adaption.

[Zmey Gorynych]

Maybe we will be destined to be on Apricity for all eternity.
that would be like the 10th circle of hell, I don't think we're that bad :)

[MfA_]

Schools are declared holiday for tomorrow due to so-called heavy snow.. But noone believes that! They try to save children at least

[Ausência Forçada]

Where's the party?? :D

[ficuscarica]

I heard from a friend, who visited the Western Wall (Jerusalem Temple Mountain) tonight, that Muhammad was spotted in a huge space phallus, surrounded by milions of brightly illuminated phallus drones. It looks like the qur´an is right and the invasion will begin soon.

Rub yourself with pig fat and keep your cheeks together tightly, because the drones will try to convert you.


EDIT: WTF, I just saw a phallus drone at my window. Wish me luck!

[Blackout]

^ ^ ^ ^

Forget about everything else, my hook nosed friend.

Make sure your money is safe!

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[Kazimiera]

Kazimiera reporting LIVE from the post-zero hundred zone

I'm still here!!

I've made the first 15 minutes of 21/12/12!

[Smaug]

Kazimiera reporting LIVE from the post-zero hundred zone

I'm still here!!

I've made the first 15 minutes of 21/12/12!

Please, keep us informed. It's still 20:23 PM here! We need instructions! Use Morse Code, it's safer!

http://www.matc.edu/MATC100/galleries/cg-19/WWII_Morse_code_class.jpg

...---... ...---... ...---... ...---...

[Roy]

Interesting if there will happen some kind of a disaster ... would some panic erupt after all?
But still

[Graham]

We're all going to die.


Haha.

[MfA_]

I spent nearly half an hour and everything is ok, but i couldnt help myself but hope to see what Uthred've suggested lol..

[Smaug]

I spent nearly half an hour and everything is ok, but i couldnt help myself but hope to see what Uthred've suggested lol..

Relax dude. It will happen... It has to!

[Midori]

23:31 here.. half and hour left until the doom.

[Neanderthal]

Mayans were faggots.

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

http://i.imgur.com/u6fFm.jpg

I am already dead

Connecting via random proxy body in an internet coffee..I told him i m an angel and he let me posses

..it's quite fun to be dead ..Strongly recommend :cool:

[MfA_]

I am already dead

Connecting via random proxy body in an internet coffee..I told him i m an angel and he let me posses

..it's quite fun to be dead ..Strongly recommend :cool:

May the Erlikhan bless your soul :cool:

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

We are having great fun here with his daughters :D

[Útrám]

These are calenders crafted 5-6 centuries ago by religious fanatics who sacrificed people by the thousands in the hope of increasing the growth of their crops. The only "Apocalypse" here-- is the Apocalypse of human reason.

[SKYNET]

the end of the world.
Fucking bullshit

[Virtuous]

You know what comes with every endoftheworld prophecy?

Fanatics and profit.

[ficuscarica]

I heard from a friend, who visited the Western Wall (Jerusalem Temple Mountain) tonight, that Muhammad was spotted in a huge space phallus, surrounded by milions of brightly illuminated phallus drones. It looks like the qur´an is right and the invasion will begin soon.

Rub yourself with pig fat and keep your cheeks together tightly, because the drones will try to convert you.


EDIT: WTF, I just saw a phallus drone at my window. Wish me luck!

Brand new footage!! The end is near!!!

http://www.abload.de/img/mahmedjkj1j.png (http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=mahmedjkj1j.png)

[SKYNET]

what is the secret a clairvoyance of the Maya?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Marijuana.jpg

[ficuscarica]

It is wrong that only the Mayans predicted it, the "brothers" new of the end as well.

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2012/02/muslim-prayer-room-penis-600x803.jpg


The Turkish news broadcasted this footage from Istanbul, Turkish believers are preparing themselves or the end!
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/philipus/philipus1107/philipus110700181/10009107-praying-muslims-in-istanbul-turkey-photo-taken-at-20th-of-mai-2011.jpg
http://cloud.globalgiving.org/pfil/1520/ph_1520_3354.jpg

[Virtuous]

I just ate and I am laughing and snorting like a pig.

[SKYNET]

let's try to troll :D

[Virtuous]

I just ate and I am laughing and snorting like a pig.

yes I said pig, umad muslimen?

[Mraz]

I've already killed 2 people and set fire on gaz station, this shit is real :laugh:

[Virtuous]

It's 9 minutes past doomsday here, still nothing.

[askra]

The doomsday is delayed for 14 minutes here (00.14 am) :picard2:

[Leliana]

Uhm, can no one else see the irony in the fact that the Maya created a calender that survived their own existence for centuries? :picard1: The apocalypse for the Maya and their culture took place a long time ago!

Today is a day like everyone else.

[Loki]

2013 is going to be a great year!

Down with the oligarchy, down with bad people and up with those who are deserving of good karma!! :thumb001:

[Clawgauth]

I was hoping for fire and flames to go out with my car with the volume up:
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..and yet nothing :(

[Just90]

People are so gullible

The world won't end and the Mayans didn't know sht
They are obviously talking bout cycles for their crops and agriculture and pretend gods and talking trees

[archangel]

lol hope, so i can quit my exams lol

[dralos]

i had my guns and knifes ready to kill some zombies

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

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Is anybody out there ?

[Pecheneg]

The Turkish news broadcasted this footage from Istanbul, Turkish believers are preparing themselves or the end!

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Those_who_live_in_glass_houses_should_not_throw_st ones)

:nono:

NFSW
Real Phallus Culture

a kike drinks "jews" from rabbi's phallus
http://i49.tinypic.com/fx5e0i.jpg



There is even a f.cking book about this. :bowlol:
http://www.amazon.com/Phallic-Idolatry-Of-The-Jews/dp/1430400307
http://i45.tinypic.com/15i3v5u.jpg
"Phallic Idolatry of the Jews" :icon_yes:

[Smaug]

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Is anybody out there ?

...just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home?

:eek::eek::eek:

You like Pink Floyd???
Bloody hell, you are the perfect girl :cool:

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

:oThank you

Hey!! I am trying to create an athmosphere here...:puppy_dp:

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[Smaug]

I agree with you. And don't forget: some of us are buying a stairway to heaven, and some of us are on a highway to hell :D

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[Damião de Góis]

It's still around 18h in Central America where the Mayans were from. This is according to their calendar, so it's not 21st of December there yet. It will happen during our sleep...

:D

[TheMagnificent]

Reporting from the Netherlands: It's almost 1.00 a.m. and I'm packed and well, ready to go out looking for survivors.

http://media.twirlit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/survivalist-guy.jpg

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:cool:

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

I agree with you. And don't forget: some of us are buying a stairway to heaven, and some of us are on a highway to hell :D

let's the alternative apocalypse party begin !

BRING IT ON :thumb001:

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[Smaug]

Such a good taste ;)

I just hope they don't bury us here:

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[TheMagnificent]

Apricity end of the world meeting...

http://x14.xanga.com/371e177707532283368820/m225974830.gif

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

or ....

may be.....
this -zq7xyjU-jsU

[gregorius]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/959830_700b.jpg

[pinguino]

Mayans laugh about the end of the world, and the dumb beliefs of ignorant westerners.

[Damião de Góis]

Mayans laugh about the end of the world, and the dumb beliefs of ignorant westerners.

They ran out of stones when they were writing their calendar.. or the person who was writting it just said "i won't be writing this for all eternity... fuck this, i'll just stop now"

[Incal]

Seems Australia don't give a shit about the end of the world.

[Smaug]

Seems Australia don't give a shit about the end of the world.

They didn't tell you? :(

There's no more Australia buddy...

This is the las broadcasting that was received from Australia:

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[Damião de Góis]

Still 20h in Central America, Mayan time. He is getting impatient...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YC7zCGZBq3E/TIuNTiZp-TI/AAAAAAAAC6E/yXs8GXwF7pA/s1600/GrimReaper.jpg

[Smaug]

It's already Dec 21 for almost an hour here and nothing happened!

[alb0zfinest]

Maybe it starts when i say it does?

[Smaug]

Maybe it starts when i say it does?

Please! Say it!

[Aurora]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563841_10151386202176757_505611044_n.jpg

[MarkyMark]

The world can't end tommorow! I would die a virgin!

[Gospodine]

Seems Australia don't give a shit about the end of the world.

Australians don't give a shit about anything.

Unless the end of the world involves an alcohol-tsunami.

[pinguino]

They ran out of stones when they were writing their calendar.. or the person who was writting it just said "i won't be writing this for all eternity... fuck this, i'll just stop now"


Mayans not only wrote in stones, they also knew how to make paper (Amate paper) at a time where in Europe only had animal skins to write on. The problem was that the European fanatics, in particular Bishop Landa, burned most of the Mayan documents motivated by religious zeal and bigotry. :mad:

[Lemon Kush]

Guess the world didn't end lololololololololololololololololol