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Útrám
12-21-2012, 08:22 AM
A fleet of airplanes carrying a total of 1.000 passengers is about to land in your country's capitol airport. You're the head immigration officer assigned to the task of processing these incoming migrants, but out of nowhere a [insert magic figure of preference] appears and gives you two choices: The coming migrants can either be Jews or Muslims. A choice has to be made, if you don't comply you'll vanish.

Which ones would you chose and why?

And yes, I do anticipate the inevitable trolling.

Baldur
12-21-2012, 08:26 AM
Muslims from what country?

Slycooper
12-21-2012, 08:28 AM
Jews

Útrám
12-21-2012, 08:29 AM
Muslims from what country?

Assorted.

Graus
12-21-2012, 08:31 AM
Return to sender.

Mortimer
12-21-2012, 08:38 AM
i think jews

Methmatician
12-21-2012, 08:44 AM
Crash the plane.

Útrám
12-21-2012, 09:05 AM
Crash the plane.

Or go with the latter and they'll do it for you.

Turkophagos
12-21-2012, 09:17 AM
http://spectrum.ieee.org/images/public_html/riskfactor/Patriot-Missile.gif

ficuscarica
12-21-2012, 09:19 AM
Jews of course

Graham
12-21-2012, 09:28 AM
Jewish of course..the ones we already have, aren't any problem.

Clawgauth
12-21-2012, 09:31 AM
Neither
http://ilreferendum.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/una-postazione-antiaerea-britannica.jpg

(if I'am forced I think Jews. Maybe)

finţaų
12-21-2012, 09:35 AM
Depends on many a factor; the racial orientation of the specimens in question, for example. Ultimately I would probably go with the Jews were I unaware of any other details pertaining to their individuals specifications however, as they are less likely to instigate conflict.

Anglojew
12-21-2012, 10:52 AM
This is a European fantasy. The reality is there's only 20 million Jews in the world most of whom are happy in the USA and Israel whereas according to polls 50% of the Arab world want to migrate. This means 100+ million Arabs alone who want to move to Europe. This doesn't even include all the other Muzzies.

Útrám
12-21-2012, 11:08 AM
This is a European fantasy.

I never would have guessed that a self-evidently hypothetical situation was fantasy.