I swear that these kinds of cringe awkward things make up half my day and I don’t even ask for them to happen.
My convo today:
I go inside restaurant, small Hispanic chick, “wow I feel so short you’re tall, how tall are you”
Me: “around 6 foot 4”
Her:”oh that’s not that tall”
Me: “confused wtf are you even trying to say face looking directly into her eyes with my soulless void eyes”
Her: “quickly goes in kitchen”
