My stereotypes of ze Germans.
Positive: organised, rational, active
Negative: boring, stubborn, blind
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My stereotypes of ze Germans.
Positive: organised, rational, active
Negative: boring, stubborn, blind
Very stingy :p
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/...psc309388b.jpg
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/...ps344d9b97.jpg
The man in these pics is my father. He looked the part of your stereotypical Northern German. He stayed very blond his entire life. The top photograph was colorized, and his actual hair color was a lot lighter than what can be discerned in that photo. His German-Irish mother is pictured with him in one of these photographs. I talk about him here because he behaved like your stereotypical German in so many ways:
He was EXTREMELY neat and fastidious about his appearance, his home, his everything
He was very punctual and always made sure to be there for us kids, even though he only saw us every other weekend
He was an electrical engineer educated at Stanford University....so he was excellent in Mathematics
He drank a lot of beer during his alcoholism days
He loved German culture and classical music in particular
He was very, very disciplined about his exercise and diet after he stopped drinking
He used to be a 4 pack a day smoker, but quit that COLD TURKEY! Now that takes some serious willpower
He could emit some serious burps and farts without batting an eye lolol
He loved to yodel, and had a very powerful voice.
I miss him every day. He died in 1985.
Actually North Germans look different than Scandinavians. We have these grim and strict features you do not have. You (Scandinavians) look harmless and soft compared to us (North Germans). And - for my personal taste - you have too much dark hair for your position. We have more blonde haired people than you.
Lol when I was in North Germany I saw a lot of Sub-Nordids and other Alpinised types.
There are a lot more robust Nordids and Unreduced Cro-Magnids in Scandinavia:
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/a...eitohaugen.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/h2lOEz2.jpg
This is the North German look:
http://www7.pic-upload.de/15.02.13/4owepjgpw5f1.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...us_Dickopf.jpg
http://mitarbeiter.dvd-forum.at/ronn...Semester/2.jpg
And your father looks nothing like a typical North German. He would pass as foreigner here.
But these are not indigenous North Germans.
I have never seen Scandinavians who had such nordic and strict features like here:
http://i2.listal.com/image/1834475/9...burmeister.jpg
http://www.artsycanvas.com/image/cac...-1500x1500.jpg
Not really. His father looks British to me.
Slavic? They look North German similar to me. This is the German look and Slavs who look like this are slavized Germans.
Slavs (Poles, Czechs, Russians) are predominantly East-Baltid with Asian traces.
It is stupid and anti-German if you say something.
This is how real Slavs (here Poles) look:
http://img2.demotywatoryfb.pl/upload...asayer_600.jpg
http://www.nordish.org/bilder/tipumagyar.jpg
http://img.lrytas.lt/show_foto/?id=219041&s=3&f=4