Well, the title is self-explanatory :D!
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Well, the title is self-explanatory :D!
He has a satanic altar in his backyard. :D
Is really a Heathen gothi with a very active kindred in Texas! ;) :D
Aemma is really a 20 year old Albanian porn star :D!
^Is really some Negro voodoo priest living in the Dominican Republic.
He is a pakistani terrorist under cover.
Is the Bulgarian singer Azis under cover :D
Hahah, this really made me laugh :D
She is a fifty years old lesbian, living with 20 cats.
He actually prefers to write sestinas... which are about how much home sucks
She's not Narcissistic.
Lenna is not a troll who doesn't masturbate to sleep with honey.
a sweet honey-kitten with stripes and adorable features that rolls around sleepily on my desk as i attempt to recover files
She hates hats and pancakes. :p
^ Is actually Turkish.
Asega is actually an ordained Catholic Bishop currently organising a crusade in Russia :D!
^fervent atheist
Dominus Vobiscum is listening to Watain on his iPod.
^ Is no ones heathen son but actually a vicars daughter. :D
Is a now unemployed, former body double of Saddam Hussein.
He has a dead cat in his fridge :D
^Sacrifices small furry animals to his mother goddess and is considering burning down a few churches for kicks on a Freya-nacht drunken binge! :D
^ is really an Inuit from Alaska.
He has a fetish for hairy asian girls :D
He was made destitute at the age of 15 when he burnt his house down...:)
He's actually a guy from Texas, living in Dublin.
Karl is actually Jarl.
^avoids the limelight
^^ is actually a boy, living in Scandinavia.
^He lost his virginity in a drive thru McDonalds.
He is not using toilet paper :O
On his first visit to England he learned he had to sit down on a toilet seat..:)
He has a Pakistani mistress.
He is a swarthy muslim nordicist.
Before he started to go out with girls he practised kissing a mirror...:)
Germanicus is so fat that he makes my favorite fat seal look like Olive Oyl! :D
http://www.fastcharacters.com/wp/wp-...-olive-oyl.jpg
^No but really he is Inuit. I've seen pics!
Aemma is really an elaborate troll by a 16 year old boy with a mohawk in Norman, Oklahoma.
Aemma, is a modern coureur des bois.
I hunt my seals and polar bear by snowmachine and she buys them in bulk from me.
She pays me in vodka because I am Alaskan Inuit with much Russian influence. :D