^ Thinks that if he doesn't remember what happened in Africa, it didn't happen at all.
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^ Thinks that if he doesn't remember what happened in Africa, it didn't happen at all.
^Dresses as an Elfin every weekend, complete with his bow and arrows.
^ Is a member of the NAACP.
^He bought his Elfin fake ears from a Trekkie convention. :)
^ Totally believes in wax on wax off.
^He was refused membership at his local martial art school because the instructor told him he was too short.:(
tells insane lies about people above him and sniffs barbs butts.
eats his boogers.
^He secretly wears his sisters underwear, he soils them with his own fluids and puts them back in her drawer.
(Ladies do NOT read) ^ He claims his member is so long when he urinates he quotes the water depth at the same time.