You want to become a Jew?
There's a reason why they're an ethnoreligious group, and not only religious.
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Break your nose, change your surname to Bronstein or Goldberg, then do that and tell us how it went.
It is complicated because nowadays, a lot of Jews just claim the Jewish label as an identity thing. Even though they were not really raised with Jewish values, so to speak.
Yeah so that makes it easy. I just wear a nice suit, act interested and respectful, keep my goatee to show I'm a lost Jew in the white world, and wham insta-sushi lunch with Jewish lawyers who want to save me and hook me up. I think it could really work. I could have a good job by Monday!
It takes a year or two to convert, in a process itself similar to law school, so . . . maybe not. Then again, maybe Reform/liberal Judaism is an easy conversion.Quote:
If it means an instant hook-in to a 75k income then YES PLEASE
It's not like walking into a nondenominational congregation.
I don't know if you can just put into one word - "Stereotype".
Jews are here to fool us. They have SCHOOLS set up where they teach their people how to fool and cheat us. They may look friendly, they may act friendly, but they're trying to hide their hatred for us non-Jews. Jews never do their crimes directly. They make others to do it for them. That is one of the essence of the Jews.
“If a Jew's moving his lips, he's lying, and if you see a Rabbi, there's already been a crime.” - William Finck