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To help meade get started, let's begin with his signature song....


The stars are out in Haifa tonight
And the feelin’ is feelin’ awfully right
For a plateful of latkes
Under the Judas tree
...

I saw the results, meade. 6, or maybe 5, or maybe 7. Significant.

And why do you fight it? Do you assume it came from your father's 'ethnic' background? I bet you do.


But maybe it didn't. And...

...None of them are attractive. Not a one........

That's what you said. at the opening of this thread.

It just seemed like the usual meade-getting-mad-and-tipping-the-checker-board-over schtick.

So, to cut through all of the B.S., the real title of this thread should be, 'If I can't be handsome, then NO man can be good-looking!'

But stereotypically, they have darker eyes, like you.

6% meade. That's what the genetic test said.

Oh I know. I just like teasing RB for being 1/16th Jewish.

Get leaner? You skipped your semi-weekly weigh in again

How the fuck would you know?

Meade stalked a girl once. Her daddy called Meade's dad and said next call is to the sheriff.

That would take an entire day to explain. Notice how almost all mass shooters are high-functioning autists. Right now I can't think of one who isn't.


Meade stalked a woman once. Her daddy...

A 'traditional' wife will expect her husband to be a source of financial support, and meade does not like to work.

And meade, if you are reading this, log off of theapricity and go do your weigh-in.

Well, meade himself seems to think about it a lot. Not out of any sexual desire perhaps, but out of some desire to have a lifestyle that he would regard as 'normal'.
He wants to be a paragon of...

A few years ago, you posted a vee-lawg decrying your church's acceptance of gay congregationalists. You became quite tearful as you insisted we must fight these demons - it very much came across as a...

Well, it does seem that on virtually every discussion board he frequents, people have reached the same conclusion regarding closeted homosexuality. Is EVERYONE wrong?

Maybe, but not likely.

If...

That's my impression too. I can't quite figure Mortimer out, and I'm not about to go through his 86,000 (!) posts, but as far as I can tell, he's sort of a European meade.

Jesus Christ meade, people have been telling you to move on from this for years! Years! It's all in your hands - just stop initiating these 'Aren't I beautiful', 'Don't I look more handsome than',...

I think it's more your vee-lawgs that people find intriguing, if that is in fact the correct word.

Meade does not like women.

What's that sign on the radiator - is it a poster for your next performance?

Meade was this the 'project' you wre working on when you were supposed to be weighing yourself?

I have always said, 'There is nothing so close to God on this Earth as a judge in an American court room'. It's like dealing with a police officer during a traffic stop - just shut up and cooperate.

Because, incels are the subject matter experts in attractiveness.

Oh, I see you beat me to it