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America > everyone else.
Listen up eurofags, canadafags, nordfags, aussiefags, slavfags, ruskiefags, japfags, koreafags, chinafags southamericanfags, niggers, sandniggers, the rest of the world:
1) Today most of you will log on to a computer that runs an american operating system which has been modified to display your inferior language (UK/AUS fags need not apply)
2) You will use a web browser that was invented by an american company. When you want to search for something on the web you will rely on a search engine created and maintained by an american corporation.
3) You will watch a youtube video, a company that is american invented, owned and operated.
4) if you play PC games, you will download and manage these games through steam, an american service from a company which created half-life. Any game you play is highly likely to be invented and distributed by american companies. The video card in your pc will almost certainly be developed by one of two american corporations. Your computer's processor was made by an american corporation.
5) You will then answer a phone call from one of your peers. Your phone is running an operating system created by an american company. Likewise, if you own a high quality phone, it is not unlikely that you are holding an american phone.
6) You will then realize that all the best movies are made in america. All those great popular culture references that you make on the internet, all of those HBO shows that you cream your pants over, all american.
7) Late at night, you will look up, see the moon and the planets, and realize how insignificant you are. You will then realize that America built the only man-made object to leave the solar system. You will also realize that only Americans, and no other, have walked on the moon. You will realize that Americans landed a rover the size of a fucking Lincoln navigator on mars and it works perfectly.
You’re welcome.
Source: teh 4chanz and copypasta
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Originally Posted by Stanley
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