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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    When we are out there scouting for food, we are almost eaten by the Zombiebastards--BOT (beep) comes out of nowhere shooting lasers and saving our day! It almost seems as if we are finally in the safe zone but then... we are informed that the post apocalyptic zombified mrswan is near..................................
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    sexbot looks out and unsurprised sees no MrSwan because he remembers having killed him earlier and when bot does a job it gets done right plus no zombified version is in sight and good thing because the lasers are out of power and sexbot would have to resort to humping everyone to death and there is no time right now as his power pack is dying out and see he even has no time to use any punctuation in his sentences cause he has lots to say and the rule is a two sentence limit.

    sexbot jumps back into Mark's pocket before it's to late hoping either TMG or FaeirieQueene will be searching through Mark's pants to findle and recharge sexbot with some good lovin cause sexbot's tired of shooting and humping the undead and becoming almost dead himself although sexbot wouldn't mind coming across a certain bulgarian duck on his journeys that he hasn't spoken to for quite some time and bot wonders if anyone will work a duck into this tale and make a great side love story happen otherwise some Bereal Brown Shooga could also help sexbot with some pick up artist skills to help him try to re-woo the zomibified Gigolo should sexbot ever come across him again but until then sexbot will always be at Mark's diposal as long as he's kept sexed up and charged and again TMG and FaerieQueene could help with that maybe but oh yea before sexbot jumped into Mark's pocket he throws a ray at 2Med4u that gives 2med4u 10% bot power but only lasts for 10 minutes and we all wonder how 2medru will take advantage of this new temporary power will he use it to help others or for his own selfish gain?

    *gasps for air*
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    House Armie is then spotted in a field foraging for food and Faelid women. Massa 2Med4u and Massa Mark call him back to the big house for more work and introduction to the new members of his quarters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxman View Post
    House Armie is then spotted in a field foraging for food and Faelid women. Massa 2Med4u and Massa Mark call him back to the big house for more work and introduction to the new members of his quarters.
    ...and then MrSwan farted.
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    Two things make a man - brain and balls. Everything else is secondary and/or can be achieved if you have those. Looks like you could use some serious upgrade in both these areas. I highly recommend Socrates/Plato and powerlifting.

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    I thought this thread was going to be you talking about your sexcapades while your drunk 2med?

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    I've thought about making a zombie porn before. Reading this helps me feel somewhat normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radomir View Post
    ...and then MrSwan farted.
    And then out of nowhere come I and throw you all in jail.Story over.Or is it?Maybe Jail will be a new beginning for your sex life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneeye View Post
    I've thought about making a zombie porn before. Reading this helps me feel somewhat normal.
    zombie porn is a good idea

    go for it!

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