Story Time!!!

[Mark]

Despite running with an asian hooker still attached to his zomibly apendage.

...because he is no stranger to the Asian hooker and has learned to not let it effect his incredible speed... house armie's leg exercise recommendations have paid off in spades (African Americans).

[Maleficent]

...because he is no stranger to the Asian hooker and has learned to not let it effect his incredible speed... house armie's leg exercise recommendations have paid off in spades (African Americans).

Mark then wakes up for real this time, it was all a nightmare from his drunken partying the night before, he wakes up to see FQ and TMG on each side of him.....

[jmls]

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[jmls]

Mark then wakes up for real this time, it was all a nightmare from his drunken partying the night before, he wakes up to see FQ and TMG on each side of him.....

SouthAsian walks in to grab his turban.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

SouthAsian walks in to grab his turban.

Except everybody knows South Asian had been shot in Texas, mistaken for BigFoot so they all realize he is a zombiefied South Asian when suddenly!!....

[Mark]

Except everybody knows South Asian had been shot in Texas, mistaken for BigFoot so they all realize he is a zombiefied South Asian when suddenly!!....

...the apocalyptic zombified Gigolo enters the seen once again!

[Maleficent]

We should explore why Mark woke up next FQ and TMG

[Mark]

We should explore why Mark woke up next FQ and TMG

He wanted to be surrounded by people that resemble him...a source of comfort and familiarity...

[SardiniaAtlantis]

He wanted to be surrounded by people that resemble him...a source of comfort and familiarity...

Suddenly the ZOmbies begin biting FQ and disrupt this incestuasly cheeky scene... Everyone manages to escape the room and lock the zombies in while they go to the basement to try and save FQ from zombifying her skin is turning blue and her brain is working slower but her appetite is growing...for blood.

[Maleficent]

He wanted to be surrounded by people that resemble him...a source of comfort and familiarity...

And dare I say, sexiness.....?!