U.S. FREEZES PUTIN’S ...

[Aunt Hilda]

U.S. FREEZES PUTIN’S NETFLIX ACCOUNT

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”

While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”

“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said.

“As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”

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http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/us-freezes-putins-netflix-account.html

[Virtuous]

lol

[The King, I am]

good on them

[RussiaPrussia]

[Zmey Gorynych]

My God, such harsh measures. I wonder what's next !?

[portusaus]

Now he'll just torrent whatever he wants to watch.

[Sarmatian]

While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”

“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said.

“As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”

Is this for real?

[Elsa]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

Lol, I doubt this is real. The irony is too obvious.

[dude]

That's horrible. What's putting gonna do without Netflix?

[The Illyrian Warrior]

LOL, He don't need to subscribe on some porn site when he can turn his head and pick whatever Russian bitch he wants.