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What is your Ape Index !?

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  • 0.96

    5 11.11%
  • 0.97

    2 4.44%
  • 0.98

    1 2.22%
  • 0.99

    3 6.67%
  • 1.00

    8 17.78%
  • 1.01

    4 8.89%
  • 1.02

    7 15.56%
  • 1.03

    4 8.89%
  • 1.04

    4 8.89%
  • 1.05

    7 15.56%
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    Default What is your Ape Index !?

    The Ape Index is a measure of the ratio of an individual's arm span relative to their height. A typical ratio is 1, as identified by the Roman writer, architect and engineer Vitruvius prior to 15 BC. Vitruvius noted that a "well made man" has an arm span equal to his or her height, as exemplified in Leonardo da Vinci's drawing, the "Vitruvian Man". In rock climbing it is believed that an Ape Index greater than one, where the arm span is greater than the height, provides for a competitive advantage, and some climbers have expressed the belief that exercise can result in an improved ratio

    The Vitruvian Man



    I'm quite sure primitivists will be taken with this one To find out your ape index divide arm span by height. My ape index is 1.03 which makes me quite the ape

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    -What do you do, son?
    -I'm measuring my ape index, mom.
    -Ah, ok.



    Anyway 1,01 to 1,02

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    Chabal has to be THE Ape Man, a 1.05 AI for sure.



    Quote Originally Posted by Not a Cop View Post
    -What do you do, son?
    -I'm measuring my ape index, mom.
    -Ah, ok.
    This stuff is for hardcore anthro geeks

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    Interesting data on heavyweight boxing champions and their ape index.

    Rocky Marciano (height: 180cm/ reach: 173cm) = AI 0.96
    Muhhamad Ali (height: 191cm/ reach: 203cm) = AI 1.06
    Joe Frasier (height: 182cm/ reach: 185cm) = AI 1.01
    George Foreman (height: 191cm/ reach: 208cm) = AI 1.09
    Mike Tyson (height: 178cm/ reach: 180cm) = AI 1.01
    Evander Holyfield (height: 189cm/ reach: 198cm) = AI 1.05
    Lennox Lewis (height: 196cm/ reach 213cm) = AI 1.08
    Oleg Maskaev (height: 191cm/ reach 201cm) = AI 1.05
    Nikolai Valuev (height: 216cm/ reach: 216cm) = AI 1.00
    Wladimir Klitschko (height: 198cm/ reach: 206cm) = AI 1.04

    and the absolute freak
    Sonny Liston (height: 184cm/ reach 213cm) = AI 1.15

    Last edited by Zmey Gorynych; 03-18-2014 at 01:22 PM.

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    I don't know for sure, but over 1.05...which is the average for Ireland btw. I want to say arm span is 7 foot but it's probably not quite that crazy.
    Out Of Africa Theory is a lie.
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    Whoops it's only 1.04, expected it higher since my legs are so short.
    Out Of Africa Theory is a lie.
    http://www.theapricity.com/forum/sho...88#post3431588
    And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.

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    I am quite an ape, I am 1.83 and my arm span is 1.92 so the index is 1.05.

    The Battle of San Pasqual was a military encounter that occurred during the Mexican-American War in what is now the San Pasqual Valley community of the city of San Diego, California. On December 6 and December 7, 1846, the Californios, and their Presidial Lancers, led by General Don Andres Pico, (1810-1876), defeated Stephen W. Kearny´s US Army column of 150 men.

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    Index: 1.03
    Height: 5' 11" (180 cm)

    http://www.ape-index.com

    So what?

    Now you know your monkeyness level, but is it good or bad? It depends, every Ape Index has its own advantages:

    If your Ape Index is not even 1 (Index 1), or negative (Index 2) your friends can call you T-Rex.
    If it is near 1 (Index 1) or 0 (Index 2) some Italians may ask you if they can paint you - naked.
    If it is more than 1 (Index 1) or positive (Index 2) you can pick up things from the ground without bending your knees to much.
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    1.02 I have long arms and legs and a short torso.

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    0.8

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    Indexes of Mexican boxing world champions:

    Canelo Álvarez
    1.029


    Julio Cesar Chavez Jr
    1
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