Hey kids, look at me...

[Beorn]

...I'm the responsible face of Stoke UAF.

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One of our undercover operatives have infiltrated the ranks of the UAF in Stoke.

Here is some of the footage we've received from our operative's hidden camera. He's talking to the leader of the UAF in Stoke and it's plain to see what sort of people we're delaing with here!

The UAF seem to be made up of hippy rejects who can't fit into society, so turn instead to hallucinogenic drugs.

The UAF are social drop outs and must be exposed!

[Fortis in Arduis]

Eww@ dried up old freakazoid...