What's the craziest theory you've seen someone post on here?

[Rudel]

The divergence from latin of the romance languages is indicated with a percentage...lower percentage, closer to latin....sardinian is the closest with 8%, then italian, but italian retain the most part of vocabulary.
The most divergent are the extreme northern oil french dialects as walloon or picàrd

I think Romanian is more lexically divergent than Picard. This being said, modern French, due to XVIth century relexicalization, is among the most Latin of the Romance languages.

True. French is actually Germanic influenced.

We're such special snowflakes. But it was a good thing in the long term. Having a bastard language forced us to come forward and actively pursue literary greatness, rather than simply imitating Latin motives.
Plus now French is a very distinctive language, unlike anything else.

No, they did come to Germany.

They came via Germany (although "Germany" itself might be anachronistic in the context), not from it.

[dude]

We're such special snowflakes. But it was a good thing in the long term. Having a bastard language forced us to come forward and actively pursue literary greatness, rather than simply imitating Latin motives.
Plus now French is a very distinctive language, unlike anything else.

Indeed.

[Armand_Duval]

Hernán Cortéz the Spanish Conquistador brought to the conquest of México more than 300 black conquistadores.

That would mean at leas half of his men were black...

[Taiga Lake]

Probably the Reptilian theory though i didn't hear it from here, it's even crazier than that Jews rule the world because at least Jews are real and humanoid lizards from space are not (or at least i'm highly sure they aren't, not that i can't prove that).