Cow-cop oral sex was no crime

[Troll's Puzzle]

http://www.trentonian.com/articles/2...3353796294.txt

MOUNT HOLLY — Because prosecutors couldn’t definitively prove that the oral sex performed on Moorestown Police Officer Robert Melia Jr. by five cows wasn’t consensual, the animal cruelty charges against him were dropped.

Bestiality is legal in New Jersey , so the burden was on the Burlington County Prosecutor team to prove that the five underage cow calves didn’t enjoy fellating Melia .

Judge James Morley ruled Wednesday that prosecutors did not present enough evidence to jurors that Melia’s video-recorded actions constituted torment to the animals on a Southampton farm.

The judge disregarded the prosecutions claims when they reportedly said the suckling calves’ repeated head-butts to the officer’s stomach when they didn’t get their expected drink of milk was a clear indication of at least mild annoyance to the cows.

Melia was charged with tormenting the animals after police found the video footage of the officer and his barnyard pals while they were investigating allegations the officer and his former girlfriend Heather Lewis together molested three young girls.

Those charges remain against the officer.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[poiuytrewq0987]

Only in America... the land of degeneration, perversity, bestiality.

[Pallantides]

Only in America... the land of degeneration, perversity, bestiality.

Bestiality is also legal in Sweden.

[poiuytrewq0987]

Bestiality is also legal in Sweden.

Well, I can't blame them, banging Elin Nordregens everyday must get boring...

[The Lawspeaker]

Bestiality. Well... only in America would they make such a court case out of it.
The Netherlands has (only recently) banned it which is basically the only law this government has ever come up with that I can agree with.

[Svanhild]

Only in America... the land of degeneration, perversity, bestiality.

We don't even want to know what Turks, Arabs or some backward tribes in Southeastern Europe do to their sheeps, goats or muttons. Let's see what Ayatollah Khomenei had to say on the issue:

“A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh"

Approved by Islam.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d8_1249932452

[Amarantine]

guys u ruin my day
we dont need such texts here it is sick, not funny

[Cail]

I remember a case when another "man" (that was in America too) died after an ass-banging session with a stallion .

This one, i think - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan.

Btw:

Pinyan's death prompted the passing of a bill in Washington State prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping of the same. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

[The Lawspeaker]

Some people have rather peculiar hobbies...

[Hrolf Kraki]

I agree with the ruling. I don't think any harm came to the cows, but that's seriously disgusting. I'm sure he could have at least found a prostitute...