Daniel Craig and Putin are cousins

**Andrei the 2nd** · 07-31-2014, 05:18 AM

Yup that's it, it's final! Daniel Craig is a Russian spy sent by his cousin Putin to rule the American entertainment industry. (Ironically he plays as a spy.)

Take a look at the two, shall we?

Coincidence? I think not.

LOOK AT THIS STUD'S CHIN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. So weak and small like Putin's. (Not an insult.)

**alfieb** · 07-31-2014, 05:22 AM

I agree.

He should not be James Bond.

Pierce Brosnan is too old to do it now, though, so give it to Colin Farrell or someone of that nature.

**Anglojew** · 07-31-2014, 05:26 AM

James Purefoy would be a good James Bond I think

**Armand_Duval** · 07-31-2014, 05:27 AM

No, Putin looks straighforward east nordid while Craig looks westerner, as a matter of fact both of them could be used as a good example of the differences among both nordid subtypes.

**Andrei the 2nd** · 07-31-2014, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by Armand_Duval

No, Putin looks straighforward east nordid while Craig looks westerner, as a matter of fact both of them could be used as a good example of the differences among both nordid subtypes.

But, don't you see the similarities still? They both have weak chins, square and their faces might line up well. All in honesty, I think Craig might pass as a Russian or some weird nordic guy.

On second thought, maybe putin isn't East Nordid since his eyes are slanted.

**Andrei the 2nd** · 07-31-2014, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by Anglojew

James Purefoy would be a good James Bond I think

I totes agree. I think Daniel sort-of defiled the new Persona of Bond

**~~Ctwentysevenj~~** · 07-31-2014, 06:18 AM

I think Hugh Jackman maybe the next James Bond. Bring an Australian vibe to the character.

**Methmatician** · 07-31-2014, 06:29 AM

Jay-Z should be the next James Bond.

**Andrei the 2nd** · 07-31-2014, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Methmatician

Jay-Z should be the next James Bond.

**Prisoner Of Ice** · 07-31-2014, 06:43 AM

They both have a nordic element, and the welsh element can be sort or jewish-like, so they do end up looking very similar. First thing I thought up when I laid eyes on Daniel Craig.

James purefoy is handsome but too jewy looking to be bond in my opinion. I'd really like to only see someone super british in that role. Though in reality most english spies are probably ugly sociopaths, Sean Connery should be the ideal they go towards. It doesn't matter much anyway because Bond Schtick set in modern era doesn't work very well, and the new writers just get worse for each installment. The only way I expect to see another Bond film is if they make one set in the 60s, which they are too stupid to ever think to do.