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    mine is so big that even black guys look jealous

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    Instead of donating blood i donate the excess inches of penis to less well endowed...

    As a member of the social group "Team Sexy" pic was posted..
    Last edited by Germanicus; 03-06-2010 at 08:28 PM.
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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    My dick is so big I can fuck the ocean.

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    A bunch of arabs flew my giant cock into the WTC. That's how big.

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    My penis is so big that people think I have a Siamese twin.

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    I think the real question is...

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?

    Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
    Like a Continental soldier?

    Do your balls hang low?

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    Guys, the Chinese need replenishment! They run out of dogs and accept alternatives.


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    My penis is so big i put it in a wheel barrow....
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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    My dick have two time zones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Germanicus View Post
    My penis is so big i put it in a wheel barrow....
    I guess you have a backup if you run out of 2" pipe on the job site.

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