@alicja

[Borna]

Greeks small and tiny as they are could never capture some Barbarian from Kurgan area who would piss in their skull after he is done with them.

Greeks bragging about selling Slavs but last Byzantine Emperor was half Slav You traded no one it was Albanians who sold you like a dogs across the Balkans, while Turks were responsible and ensured your females stay fertile.

[Hithaeglir]

Pribislav they troll you so well

[Bloodnigger]

Greeks small and tiny as they are could never capture some Barbarian from Kurgan area who would piss in their skull after he is done with them.

Greeks bragging about selling Slavs but last Byzantine Emperor was half Slav You traded no one it was Albanians who sold you like a dogs across the Balkans, while Turks were responsible and ensured your females stay fertile.

Run Pribislav run
The cataphract'll get you
Run Slav run
Well you better get away

[Borna]

Pribislav they troll you so well

They are just uneducated peasants who are drolling over Slavic girl. They should be washing their filthy genes somewhere else, not among Slavs.

[Casandrinos]

You enjoyed the good deeds of Turks there,here a Pribislav costed a goat.
Hard life.
After winter,we got down of the mountains and free the Pribislav to the sea with a cow bell in his ear.

I've actually found a Pribislav passed out in the shores of Asia Minor

I checked his cow bell and it had a note saying:

"'Dear wanderer
I'm a Pribislav, since i was defined as a defective product i've been thrown in the Agean Sea. I have no family and friends.Please accommodate me, dress me,feed me ,show me love and i won't let you down. I can be the best scarecrow for your farms or the most effective horse masturbator for your stable. If that's not enough for you, my former Master has taught me how to locate the remote by sniffing , i can also kill spiders that are in diagonial positions.I'm used to fed only with dry grass that cows hate to eat or with grasshopers at times of crisis.

The above note was written by my former Master since i barely know half the alphabet but can learn a letter in 1.5 years or so.

Yours slavecerely, the Pribislav''

My family felt sorry for him and kept him

But one night he stole a chicken and left

We found him dead under a cliff with the chicken sitting on his head.

Poor Pribi

[Faklon]

Greeks small and tiny as they are could never capture some Barbarian from Kurgan area who would piss in their skull after he is done with them.

Greeks bragging about selling Slavs but last Byzantine Emperor was half Slav You traded no one it was Albanians who sold you like a dogs across the Balkans, while Turks were responsible and ensured your females stay fertile.

I once took my pribislav to the mountains and try to fly with him like Harry Potter.I went to Alps to trade some milk and then come back.Around Slavonia,I look down and I see a blonde girl be with both a German and a Turk,my Pribislav turns on me and says"Gypsy".I slapped the Pribislav and carried on.

[Borna]

Guys give up, i made that Slave trading joke with Kastrioti's idea, you are just bad copy cats, be original gypsies.