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    Default Girl driver crashes car whilst trimming her bikini line.

    A WOMAN driver crashed as she shaved her BIKINI LINE while a passenger held the wheel, cops said last night.
    Megan Barnes, 37, allegedly told police she was on the way to see her boyfriend and wanted to be "ready".
    Traffic cop Gary Dunick said: "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Nothing will ever beat this."
    Barnes crashed into the back of a truck in Cudjoe Key, Florida, the day after being banned for drink driving - while already disqualified.
    Two passengers in the truck suffered minor injuries. Barnes could face up to a year in jail.
    Dunick added: "I know there's a funny side to this, but a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this. It is unbelievable."
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...kini-line.html
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    Only in England.


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    Couldn't she have shaved before she went out???

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcadianDriftwood View Post
    Couldn't she have shaved before she went out???
    The British shave as they go... it's how things are done over there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Void View Post
    Only in England America.
    Fixed.

    I take it you didn't read the article?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeornWulfWer View Post
    Fixed.

    I take it you didn't read the article?
    In Florida, oh well that's what I get for reading too fast.


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    Thanks to the news we learn new things every day. I just learned that people would be more safe if they didn't drive a car, and that even more important than safety is the bikini line.
    Pigs can fly... in your face.

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    Given that I was almost sideswiped once by some dumb cunt who was texting with a lapdog in her lap, I can believe this story.

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    Modern trichophobia had to get eventually into something like this.
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    Women drivers...

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