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The Gay Test
What did you spot first the girl or the car........
I believe that legends and myth are largely made of
“truth”, and indeed present aspects of it that can only be received in this mode; and long ago certain truths and modes of this kind were discovered and must always reappear.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Indeed it might be a basic characteristic of existence that those who would know it completely would perish, in which case the strength of a spirit should be measured according to how much of the “truth” one could still barely endure-or to put it more clearly, to what degree one would require it to be thinned down, shrouded, sweetened, blunted, falsified.
Nietzsche
To God everything is beautiful, good, and just; humans, however, think some things are unjust and others just.
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The ass, I'm not a car enthusiast.
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If I said that I noticed the car first (which I didn't), would that make me gay? I always thought that in general gay guys weren't that interested in cars.
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The ass first, then the car and after it i´ve realized about the girl
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I agree. I know a bunch of guys who are obsessed with cars, so I guess they would probably spot the car first. I call them carsexuals.Originally Posted by Eldritch
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I just found out that apparently I'm not the first one to use that word:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=carsexual
carsexual
A person who is so appreciative of the beauty of cars that they refer to them as a human being and if it were possible to have sex with them they likely would.
"My boyfriend got a new mustang and has turned totally carsexual."
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The car is not that spectacular. If it was a red Ferrari we could talk again ...
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I call shenannigans! This is not an accurate test when using a Ford Mustang, because then even a heterosexual female would notice the girl first.
Like Loki said, try a Ferrari.
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There is something on it with legs that blocks my view...
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What did you spot first the girl or the car........
Firstly i looked at the shapely formed arse, then slowly devoured her perfectly toned long legs, my eyes having a feast before me noticed her high heels.
My eyes slowly returning to the raised buttocks neatly rounded in the little skin hugging pants.
The car was not in my peripheral focus at all.
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