A Greek Face On Turkish Yoghurt Means Trouble

[Absinthe]

Obviously, but it's much funnier to assume that he had his grandchildren, e.g. write it on his behalf

[Arrow Cross]

It's still insanely hilarious. But be ware, o', all ye laughers. It might very well start a wave of nationalism that'll make the glorious Greek army of reconquista stop only at Armenia.

Yoghurt Revolution!

[Osweo]

Obviously, but it's much funnier to assume that he had his grandchildren, e.g. write it on his behalf

No, he just assembled all the goatherds of the mountain, seized a passing student, and sat round and thought up the most suitable phrases...

Greek army of reconquista stop only at Armenia.

How unambitious. TO THE INDUS, HOPLITES!!!

[Osweo]

Er...

[Osweo]

The Swedish raid over, and the land laid waste, the emperor's attentions focessed once more on his eastern conquests. Many at court urged him on with foolish flattery, pushing him to excel his Macedonian predecessor. But Stavros knew his history, and wisely turned back once the Taurus Mountains had been secured, and a strong Armenian buffer state created. Turned back... to live out the rest of his long reign tasting the sweet fruits of victory...


His sexual conquests made even his military ones pale into insignificance, but it is said that he never truly loved any woman apart from his senior concubine and mother of his twelve sons (including Stavros II the Cruel and Stavros III the Mad), the Lady Blaxis...

[Absinthe]

Oh Gods I hope this doesn't become viral...

[Freomæg]

Is that a stereotypical 'Turkish' face? Take the hat off him and he could be from almost anywhere in Europe.

[Osweo]

*Tip of the Day: Never hire Freomaeg to sell your products*

[Ibericus]

Is that a stereotypical 'Turkish' face? Take the hat off him and he could be from almost anywhere in Europe.

that's what I thought

[Absinthe]

Not sure about "anywhere in Europe", but "anywhere in the Balkans", definitely