Native language/dialect of English quiz

[Mars06]

The test:
http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/

It will predict two things: your native dialect of English, and what your native language most likely is. Pretty accurate for me, my results:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Dutch
3. Norwegian

[Methmatician]

Dialect guesses:
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. New Zealandish
3. Singaporean

Native language guesses:
1. Portuguese
2. Dutch
3. English

[StormBringer]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. Singaporean
3. New Zealandish

Sheeeiiit.

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Portuguese
2. Greek
3. Russian

[Mars06]

Sheeeeeeeeit, you'se stayin' some niggas, youse is.

[Comte Arnau]

Interesting. Apparently I'm from down under and my native language is Finnish.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. New Zealandish
2. Australian
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Finnish
2. Italian
3. Romanian

[Voskos]

Ebonics

[Longbowman]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. English (England)
3. Welsh (UK)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Dutch
2. English
3. Swedish

Pinch of salt and all that lads.

[barbatus]

Holy crap, that's actually quite accurate.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Canadian
2. South African
3. Welsh (UK)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Norwegian
2. English
3. Dutch

[wvwvw]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. English (England)
2. New Zealandish
3. South African

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Finnish
2. Polish
3. German

I got English cool

I have no idea what New Zealandish or South African English sound though

[Kawaiine]

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Scottish (UK)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Irish (Republic of)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Arabic
2. Turkish
3. Spanish

wat