Norwood classification scheme

[Thermopylae]

A progressive gauge of male pattern baldness. If you are over NW1, you are dead to women. A nice, thick, straight hairline is a sign of superior genes and virility.





Many progress up the scale faster than others, especially Borreby-Alpine types, who lose most of their hair by age 30. What is your Norwood level?

[Germaniac]

It's 1.

[Thermopylae]

It's 1.

Same here, thankfully.

[Germaniac]

In my family men start thinning hair after 45-50, and never go past NW 3/Vertex, although that'd be only after 70.

[Willem]

In between 1 and 2.

My father is a type 7, so I am probably screwed.

[Skulgrimen]

What do all slayers have in common? A thick, low, straight NW0-1 hairline. So many males are already balding in their teens, made incel by the ever-picky women they desire.

[dude]

I am old and still have my head full of hair. I feel bad for those guys who are bald in their 20's.

[Linebacker]

Hair is extremely overrated.No baldness in our family,I have great looking thick hair yet I still prefer to go bare skull.

Those long hair types who style their hair into haircuts are extremely funny in my eyes.

[Tabiti]

It is pity not if you are bold, but if you still insist on your two hairs not shaving them...

[Hadouken]

I attract even more women now as a baldie than when I had fulll hair

but yeah interwebz nerds know better of course

so yeah I am an incel of peace :-*