How did you learn the English language?

[XvThomas_LysergicV]

I discovered it by banging some American exchange girl in some posh high school I was. When I woke up the morning after, I was suddenly speaking flawless proper English.

If only learning another language was that easy. If it was then I would go to every country that speaks the languages I want to learn then tap their chicks.

[Grab the Gauge]

I learned English by arguing with people on BBS and reading textfiles.com, which was far more effective than school. 98% of my peers are functionally illiterate.