Robert Mugabe to Marry Barack Obama

[Kazimiera]

Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe to Marry Barack Obama

Source: http://allafrica.com/stories/201506301423.html?ref=yfp



Zimbabwe's president, Robert Mugabe, says he will divorce his wife as plans to ask Barack Obama for his hand in marriage following the legalization of gay marriage in the US.

The veteran leader made the remarks as he mocked the Supreme Court ruling that made same-sex marriage legal across all 50 American states.

Mugabe jokingly vowed to travel to the White House to propose to Obama.

"Since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people and enjoys an attractive countenance - thus if it becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington, DC, get down on my knee and ask his hand".

Mugabe who opposes homosexuality however accused the U.S. government for falling in the hands of Satan worshippers.

He said he could not comprehend why the US has decided to "defy Christ's explicit orders" against sodomy.

[Kamal900]

Lol, an evil dictator dictating other peoples on what's evil and etc. Mugabe shouldn't talk such things when he himself have killed countless lives for him to stay in power.

[Proctor]

Mugabe can fuck off, I hope he gets assassinated for the countless people he has killed.

[Ctwentysevenj]

Yes Magabe cannot talk. Magabe is a dictator.

[JoeyGee8688]

A broken clock may be right twice a day, but it's still a broken clock.

[Kazimiera]

I'd pay good money to be at their wedding ceremony. Obama better hurry up because Mugabe is already in his 90's. The nuptials should not be delayed!

[JohnnyB]