*** Confess Your Past Sins! ***

[Gooding]

I can sense it just by looking at your signature, the smile you have, as if you just banged like 300 chicks and didn't even give a FUCK. I aspire to be like you one day gooding.

Oh, so that's what they meant when they were hollering about me giving them " that damned icy stare!" I never even noticed.

[Gooding]

You should have told them to wait around the corner instead of staying with you in the car so there wouldn't be any suspicion from the guy and then drive away with the car and beer. That would have been hilarious. Wave at them as you drive by.

That would've been good..

[Brianna]

You should have told them to wait around the corner instead of staying with you in the car so there wouldn't be any suspicion from the guy and then drive away with the car and beer. That would have been hilarious. Wave at them as you drive by.

Knowing my luck, I would have been arrested for theft and violation of drinking laws.

[Dylan]

I cheated on my girlfriend with a girl who was already in a 2 year long relationship. They broke up immediately after. I didn't feel bad about it at first because I assumed the guy would be a prick, but I found out he was actually a really good guy. I told my girlfriend immediately after and she wasn't happy about it, but we had already decided that it would be acceptable for me to do that a couple times, so its not as bad.

[Kazimiera]

When I was a teenager my best friend and I stole an orange cone and a bag of dirt from a construction zone. We then proceeded to drop off the cone and bag of dirt blocking some sickos driveway.

I had a similar experience with a traffic cone. I was parking next to the curb near my neighbour's driveway. According to them I was parking too close to their driveway (which I wasn't) and they started putting a traffic cone there to make it difficult for me to park. Every time they placed the traffic cone, I relocated it IN their driveway which meant each time they wanted to go out they had to take it away. They kept on putting the traffic cone where I park and I kept on relocating it to their driveway. It became a battle of wills which, in the end, I won. This went on for weeks on end until eventually the traffic cone disappeared completely. They were obviously sick and tired of taking it out of their driveway every day.

Do I consider it a sin? No ways. I don't feel bad about it at all.

[Leo Iscariot]

Now I know you got some shady shit in the closet.

Immaculate.

[Kazimiera]

I don't have any sins to confess. Nothing juicy or noteworthy.

I've never cheated on someone. I haven't stolen. I don't do drugs.

I did have sex with my on the pavement next to my house in the road when my husband and I first started dating (once). It was the same place where my neighbour put the traffic cone. Maybe it didn't have anything to do with my parking abilities after all.

[Neon Knight]

Aged 13, stole a wad of graph paper from school to use as mapping paper for Dungeons & Dragons. I've still got some of it.

Once when significantly depressed and after a few drinks in a pub garden, I decided to throw my empty beer bottle over the wall to the other side of the road but it didn't clear the wall and just missed a girl's head by a few feet. I felt dreadfully guilty about it for a few weeks afterwards.

[JoeyGee8688]

I threw sand in a girl's face in preschool.

In fourth or fifth grade I swiped a Lego man from a castle some kid had built for a project and was on display in the hallway.

I sort of bullied a kid in fourth grade, and made him cry. He had been a good friend the previous year. I don't know what came over me. He was a Jew, too, so that's extra bad karma

I've ignored or shirked loads of responsibilities opportunities throughout my life, and consequently have missed countless opportunities for higher education, military service and love.

A decade or so ago, I was depressed after having gotten dumped from what I now view as an irrelevant relationship. Some friends of mine-bastards all- called up this girl who had a crush on me and told her that I had killed myself as a result. Needless to say, they just didn't like her very much. I protested, but not vehemently enough because I was too bummed out to care. She was really really upset by the "news", and knowing that- even to this day, as we are no longer in contact- truly shames me.

Recently, I failed to deliver a strong enough objection to the activities of a friend of mine, who left his wife with whom he recently had a child for a younger woman, who also has a child. I told him I "wasn't thrilled", but that's it.

My philosophy of "not giving a damn" has not done a lot of good for me.