You don't know Klaus..Or do you?

[Dr. Klaus Klausofsten]

How well do you know Klaus? Take my little test and we'll see. Here are 10 questions, post your answers.

1. Approximately how old is Klaus?
2. What languages does Klaus know fluently?
3. How long was Klaus mod?
4. Wtf is wrong with Klaus (in layman's terms or in sophisticated language, idc)?
5. What is the religion of Klaus today, and his past religions?
6. Is Klaus a troll?
7. Is Klaus just really Loki in disguise?
8. Why the hell hasn't Klaus been IP banned yet?
9. Klaus eye color?
10. Klaus views on gay marriage?

I will post the answers later. The one who gets the most right will win something. Go!

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1. 18-19
2. English, German
3. 5-6 months
4. Bipolar
5. Islam, Christianity
6. Only when he wants to be
7. That's debatable
8. The Jews probably want to keep you on here
9. Blue
10. Against

[Gooding]

How well do you know Klaus? Take my little test and we'll see. Here are 10 questions, post your answers.

1. Approximately how old is Klaus?
2. What languages does Klaus know fluently?
3. How long was Klaus mod?
4. Wtf is wrong with Klaus (in layman's terms or in sophisticated language, idc)?
5. What is the religion of Klaus today, and his past religions?
6. Is Klaus a troll?
7. Is Klaus just really Loki in disguise?
8. Why the hell hasn't Klaus been IP banned yet?
9. Klaus eye color?
10. Klaus views on gay marriage?

I will post the answers later. The one who gets the most right will win something. Go!

1: Klaus is in his mid twenties.
2: English, German and Russian
3: A couple of years
4: I have no idea. He doesn't give a fuck about much, I guess.
5: Atheist, Christian, Muslim, Asatruar
6: Sometimes his antics come off as something trollish, but I think he has some point to make, somewhere.. we're just missing it.
7: I can't speak to that. Maybe so, maybe no.
8: He has a figurative grip on somebody's testicles, or he's just too popular to permanently banish.
9: Blue/Grey
10: He doesn't give a flying fuck, just as long as nobody's trying to ream him up the ass.

[de Burgh II]

1) 19-20

2)English, German, Norwegian, Russian, Estonian.

3) A couple of months.

4) Klaus simply doesn't give a shit. Klaus does what he perceives as best.

5) Christianity and Islam.

6) Klaus simply fulfills what Klaus wants in the moment.

7) Klaus is everyone and everywhere under many aliases.

8) Contributing member of theapricity, Klaus contributes to how he wants to do it.

9) True Nordic: blue.

10) Klaus simply shoves a banana up the person's asshole so they enjoy it and moves on with what he wants to do next. lol

[Mortimer]

How well do you know Klaus? Take my little test and we'll see. Here are 10 questions, post your answers.

1. Approximately how old is Klaus?
2. What languages does Klaus know fluently?
3. How long was Klaus mod?
4. Wtf is wrong with Klaus (in layman's terms or in sophisticated language, idc)?
5. What is the religion of Klaus today, and his past religions?
6. Is Klaus a troll?
7. Is Klaus just really Loki in disguise?
8. Why the hell hasn't Klaus been IP banned yet?
9. Klaus eye color?
10. Klaus views on gay marriage?

I will post the answers later. The one who gets the most right will win something. Go!

-21
-english, russian
-a month or few weeks
-he is a psychopath (no offense but thats his diagnosis)
-i think christian, and he used to be muslim
-not sure
-no he is not loki
-he donates and is a friend of longbowman
-blue/grey
-not sure

[Longbowman]

1. Approximately how old is Klaus? ~23
2. What languages does Klaus know fluently? ~2 (English and Russian) plus decent German
3. How long was Klaus mod? ~he was never mod, it was just a dream he had
4. Wtf is wrong with Klaus (in layman's terms or in sophisticated language, idc)? ~not Jewish
5. What is the religion of Klaus today, and his past religions? ~not Jewish
6. Is Klaus a troll? ~in a way, everyone is a troll
7. Is Klaus just really Loki in disguise? ~yes
8. Why the hell hasn't Klaus been IP banned yet? ~see above answer
9. Klaus eye color? ~two blue, one brown
10. Klaus views on gay marriage? ~he loves his husband very much even though they argue sometimes

[King Claus]

How well do you know Klaus? Take my little test and we'll see. Here are 10 questions, post your answers.

1. Approximately how old is Klaus?Mentally about 13 and a half
2. What languages does Klaus know fluently?He hardly knows any English if you ask me.
3. How long was Klaus mod?Paid thousands of dollars to be a mod for about 1 month or so
4. Wtf is wrong with Klaus (in layman's terms or in sophisticated language, idc)?A latent homosexual with severe autism and ocd
5. What is the religion of Klaus today, and his past religions?Klaus has recently converted to the religion of peace
6. Is Klaus a troll?Mentally deficient mediocrity might come off trollish sometimes.
7. Is Klaus just really Loki in disguise?Nah
8. Why the hell hasn't Klaus been IP banned yet? Because of mediocrity
9. Klaus eye color?Dark Blue
10. Klaus views on gay marriage? He either endorses it inwardly or outwardly, probably the first.

I will post the answers later. The one who gets the most right will win something. Go!

[Dr. Klaus Klausofsten]

You subhumans suck at this.