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Dr. Klaus Klausofsten is running for president of the United States of America! Dr. Klausofsten has an impeccable resume, and graduated from Harvard with honors. Dr. Klausofsten is also bisexual, and supports gay rights, he has many lovers and unlimited talents ranging from extensive knowledge of every earthly field all the way to banging your grandmother in the ass and not getting even a little bit grossed out. This country needs a leader like Dr. Klaus Klausofsten, because, he is fearless and emotionless - kind of like a chainsaw. Only, Dr. Klausofsten doesn't tear pussies up like a chainsaw would (he does it worse).
Can I count on your vote this year, good people of America? I promise not to lead you all into the abyss. *ejaculates whilst completing thread*
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