I have a pipe that I smoke periodically



I have a pipe that I smoke periodically



I smoked tobacco for about 12 years.
I got started smoking clove cigarettes as a teenager. Then the big health scare came out about how they put holes in your lungs so I started to smoke regular cigarettes. Camel lights were my brand until I quit.
Now I only smoke non addictive substances and then only occasionally, once a day maximum!![]()



No. Last time I smoked I was walking around campus with a friend discussing international relations. We were drunk. He gave me a cigarette. I smoked it. The conversation was good. We were drunk. He gave me another. The conversation was still good. We were still drunk. I had yet another. The next morning I woke up and had the most awful feeling ever. I couldn't get out of bed the whole day. I have acid reflux disease. It was at that moment I realised that smoking would kill me, so I stopped smoking then and there.

This new girlfriend of yours is bringing out the worst in you![]()
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I don't usually smoke. Only if I am out drinking with smokers, in which case I do, to save myself from becoming a drunk ass (or at least delay it somewhat).



I started smoking Marlboro reds at a very young age. Now I am up to 4 or 5 packs a day. When I was 12 I took up crack but as I got older I realized that meth is a far more economical smoke. It is a very useful habit as I was forced to sell my worldly possessions on EBay. Fortunately, the bridge under which I currently inhabit has WiFi access.



My lifestyle has gotten my ancestors spinning in their graves. This spinning motion generates electricity which I channel through a system of stolen hubcaps and copper wires. Rube Goldberg's diagrams are very helpful for this sort of thing.
The horns of billy goats actually generate the wifi signal.

I used to smoke fairly frequently in high school. Quit for a long time completely but then I started smoking whenever I drink. Still do that, but I am thinking I shouldn't. I think it plays a hand in the acid stomach I get sometimes when I've had a bit to drink.
Not to mention that I already have a lifetime's worth of second-hand smoke from my parents.


Most of my friends are smoking... before 1 month I decided to try it too. It wasn't bad, but I am not going to buy another pack. Maybe I will smoke just on some parties, birthdays and etc.
Everybody wants to be a pop star, but nobody wants to be me and that's just awesome... - Courtney Love
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