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    ^ Secretly watches episodes of SpongeBob and masturbates too them.

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    ^He treated himself by buying a plastic Harry Potter wand from Walmart.
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Germanicus View Post
    ^He treated himself by buying a plastic Harry Potter wand from Walmart.
    They actually had to recall a bunch of Harry Potter brooms because all they did was vibrate. And the kids LOVED them

    ^Doesn't know that he's been abducted by aliens SEVERAL times and probed anally for......reasons....

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    ^He has handbuilt a replica Harry Potter broomstick in his fathers garage, he has yet to take it around the block at more than 4ft above the ground.
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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    ^ Doesn't know that he's related to the Blair Witch.

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    He's a bear:


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    Always stays away from illegal drugs and is a big advocate of Drug Free society

    and he would never ever use that gas mask to smoke pot.

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    ^He has been in training now for 2 years, he has yet to fight anyone because everyone is heavier than he is and it would be unfair to fight him.
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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    He is a fierce fan of Lady Gaga.

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    ^He is so poor he sleeps in a disused derelict car at the back of a burnt out factory.
    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?

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