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    Default Proposition - The Banana Republic of Fyrom

    I have witnessed the continuous identity crysis and need to have something to belong to in Fyromy members,that has led them to delusions,dementia,the usual history theft and tragi-comic hollow patriotism.

    SO,to fix this problem,and once and for all give the Fyromis a true identity that they can call their own,I propose the Banana Republic of Fyromia.

    The Banana Republic of Fyromia is a strong and independant nation,despite having the population of an average European city and the territorial size of a US wheat farm(quality over quantity),that hold values such as honor and always throwing your banana peels in the properly designated places.

    Flag of the BRF



    Armed forces of the BRF



    Mechanized/Mobilized Infantry of the BRF



    Navy Seals of the BRF,who are by the way actual seals,trained by the most elite Fyromy trainers,only ones in the world




    This is a true unique identity that you can adopt and you will be the only ones in the world,just like you always wanted.

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    Oh wow, so funny. I shat my pants. 10/10

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    There is however one major issue I overlooked in my blueprint,and that is religion.

    Every ethnicity has its religious affiliations.This is where Bananism comes in.Bananism is the official religion in the BRF.



    Bananas are held sacred,and banana plants are only grown by specially elected Banana Priests.The peoples of the BRF believe they evolved from bananas.



    Remains of ancient Fyrom ancestor who was half-banana

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    That is intriguing. In fact, Gruevski is indeed ape-like in his appearance on occasion, so it's certainly a plausible theory. Gruevski, fetch a banana, will you?



    Although, if referred in the metaphorical sense, then we should remind ourselves of North Korea. Gruevski looks like a distant cousin of Kim Jong-un, Maybe the Kim Jongs descend from ancient Fyromians?



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    I remember asking awhile back what made Macedonia unique as a country.
    I don't believe I ever got an answer.

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    Remove kebab (Paeonians from Troy) to Turkey?



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    I don't understand the problem. It has state institutions. It's recognized as a country by almost all of the world's governments. Why does it matter whether they call themselves Macedonia or North Macedonia or Widgets.

    It appears to me other nations are just eyeing it for territory it can incorporate to their own.

    I firmly stand by Macedonia mostly because I believe neighboring nations should look at the big picture, which is to improve the lives of its citizens by creating bonds of friendship with their neighbors through mutually beneficial trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Frank Grimes View Post
    I don't understand the problem. It has state institutions. It's recognized as a country by almost all of the world's governments. Why does it matter whether they call themselves Macedonia or North Macedonia or Widgets.

    It appears to me other nations are just eyeing it for territory it can incorporate to their own.

    I firmly stand by Macedonia mostly because I believe neighboring nations should look at the big picture, which is to improve the lives of its citizens by creating bonds of friendship with neighbors through mutually beneficial trade.

    So, you stand by der Fuhrer Gruevski who's aided in the offshoring of some $5 billion or about half of Macedonia's GDP over a period of 10 years? He's also been paid over 50 million euros for the theme park-ization of the capital city's city center in kickbacks. The country is a corrupt kleptocracy that uses populism to win votes as the politicians rob the confused Bulgarians blind. Macedonia also used to rank in the mid-thirties in press freedom rankings, but now ranks next to the UAE and Afghanistan or 118th.

    The Macedonian language = dialect of Bulgarian as it uses the same grammar, vocabulary, and sounds
    The Macedonian history = ancient Greek history, medieval Bulgarian history, revolutionary Bulgarian history
    The Macedonian people = Had a Bulgarian identity until the 1930s with the onset of communism and leftist ideas. To force the people to switch their identity to Macedonian, created with the help of the Serbs, Russians, and communists, Tito and Macedonian Bulgarian partisans murdered 25,000 people and imprisoned 100,000 more in re-education camps.


    You're standing by a North Korea-like state in the Balkans and Europe. Should we give Macedonia nukes too, considering that the mad neighbors may invade and all - like you said.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius View Post
    So, you stand by der Fuhrer Gruevski who's aided in the offshoring of some $5 billion or about half of Macedonia's GDP over a period of 10 years? He's also been paid over 50 million euros for the theme park-ization of the capital city's city center in kickbacks. The country is a corrupt kleptocracy that uses populism to win votes as the politicians rob the confused Bulgarians blind. Macedonia also used to rank in the mid-thirties in press freedom rankings, but now ranks next to the UAE and Afghanistan or 118th.

    The Macedonian language = dialect of Bulgarian as it uses the same grammar, vocabulary, and sounds
    The Macedonian history = ancient Greek history, medieval Bulgarian history, revolutionary Bulgarian history
    The Macedonian people = Had a Bulgarian identity until the 1930s with the onset of communism and leftist ideas. To force the people to switch their identity to Macedonian, created with the help of the Serbs, Russians, and communists, Tito and Macedonian Bulgarian partisans murdered 25,000 people and imprisoned 100,000 more in re-education camps.


    You're standing by a North Korea-like state in the Balkans and Europe. Should we give Macedonia nukes too, considering that the mad neighbors may invade and all - like you said.
    I stand by people. I don't stand by governments.

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