America's Clown problem

[Grab the Gauge]

I am seriously considering quitting my job and abandoning my family to become a full-time killer clown. Last night I was thinking about how awesome it would be if I bulked up to 440lbs/200kg and went around stabbing people's cars. There's something so awesome about a huge killer clown lumbering out of the forest and on to the highway, and jamming an Air Force survival knife through somebody's windshield at 75mph. I want to get on Trenbolone so I can actually start tackling people's cars and I might even build an exoskeleton so I can flip them over. We need to take this killer clown shit to the next level before society tries to get the upper hand. This needs to go from a moral panic to an existential crisis.

[Poise n Pen]

Says the dude that walked out on his children.
That makes you the realest nigga here.

No idea what you are talking about.

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I am seriously considering quitting my job and abandoning my family to become a full-time killer clown. Last night I was thinking about how awesome it would be if I bulked up to 440lbs/200kg and went around stabbing people's cars. There's something so awesome about a huge killer clown lumbering out of the forest and on to the highway, and jamming an Air Force survival knife through somebody's windshield at 75mph. I want to get on Trenbolone so I can actually start tackling people's cars and I might even build an exoskeleton so I can flip them over. We need to take this killer clown shit to the next level before society tries to get the upper hand. This needs to go from a moral panic to an existential crisis.

do it