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    Quote Originally Posted by Laberia View Post
    Seems that this kind of things are a national sport in servia:

    http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03...-to-remove-it/

    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

    A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.
    Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

    Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

    No other information was available.

    OK … I’m speechless.



    WARNING!!! Do not try this at home or anywhere else!

    A resident of Serbia was forced to seek an assistance of surgeons after the advice of the wise woman to make sexual intercourse with a crew cut.

    Living in Belgrade 35-year-old Zoran Nikolovich said that to get sexual relations with an animal he recommended by a sorceress, to which he addressed the problem of premature ejaculation.

    Sex with a crew cut led Serbian to the operating table, as the needle of the animal greatly hurt his [body]. As special representative said in the hospital, hedgehog, over which Serbian has committed an abuse, remained unharmed.



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    Thanks god the hedgehog is fine and to Davai I wish a quick recovery, we miss you.



    Ms suave, que pincha

    Un hombre debi pasar por una ciruga de emergencia tras intentar tener sexo con un puercoespn, tal cual le haba aconsejado un curandero.

    Zoran Nikolovich, de 35 aos, oriundo de Belgrado (Serbia), quiso seguir los consejos de su curandero para curar sus problemas de eyaculacin precoz.

    El problema fue que su curandero le exigi una prctica bastante dolorosa como solucin a sus males prematuros: tener sexo con un puercoespn.

    Como resultado Zoran termin en la sala de operaciones, luego que las espinas del animal dejaran severamente lastimado a su miembro viril.

    Un vocero del hospital aclar:"El animal aparentemente sali ileso, pero el paciente sali mucho peor del encuentro. De todos modos pudimos reparar el dao hecho".

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