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    Quote Originally Posted by Poise n Pen View Post
    Actually THIS would be a much worse response from your new bride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wadaad View Post

    HAHAHA SO FUNNY, OH YOU... WITH YOUR HILARIOUS ANTICS...
    She obviously has mental issues but....self defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ylla View Post
    She obviously has mental issues but....self defense.
    He wasn't going to rape her ffs it's not self-defence.
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    I don't suppose that either of these two has ever heard of a SPECULUM. It's an instrument used by physicians to dilate bodily openings and has been in use for that purpose for over 2,000 years. The ancient Romans knew of and used it. A few sessions with the speculum could dilate her vagina sufficiently to accomodate her husband's member, rather than attempt to reduce the latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Longbowman View Post
    He wasn't going to rape her ffs it's not self-defence.
    i wasn't serious.

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