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    Default Terrified virgin bride bashes her husband over the head with a bottle after seeing his large manhood

    Terrified virgin bride bashes her husband over the head with a wine bottle after seeing his large manhood for the first time on their honeymoon

    Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ocial-facebook

    • Mnombo Madyibi, 32, was on his honeymoon in Coffee Bay, South Africa
    • His unnamed wife was so scared by his oversized manhood, she beat him
    • The couple had decided to abstain since meeting in a church last year
    • Husband's nickname is 'Anaconda' after football friends saw his privates



    Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon having decided to abstain until they were wed

    A virgin bride allegedly battered her husband on their honeymoon after seeing his penis for the first time.

    Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon having decided to abstain until they were wed.

    The unnamed wife described her husband's penis as a 'hairy, scary cucumber' and he reportedly goes by the nickname of 'Anaconda' after his football teammates saw his manhood in the changing rooms.

    'All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay,' Madyibi told the Daily Star.

    'But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.'

    As the heavy petting continued, he said his wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.

    'Before I knew it,' he added, 'she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.'

    The screams woke up other guests at their bed an breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up taking different buses home.

    'I think she's angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar,' Madyibi said.


    His wife, not the posing model pictured, who the amateur football player had met at church last year, played down the violence, saying: 'He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.'

    His wife, who the amateur football player had met at church last year, played down the violence, saying: 'He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.

    'I only slapped him on the cheek.'

    With their marriage on the rocks, they have decided to agree to counselling instead of involving the police to tackle their issues.

    Madyibi said: 'I've only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking.'

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    This is what happens when you don't grab a woman by her pussy.

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    'He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.'

    Hahaha. Trying before buying is important.

    Dude will get sooooo much pussy from that story alone, good times ahead.

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    The attempted murder (suffocation) tool....


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    Fuck that, bitch married him for the shekels and tried to kill him.

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    Is she even human?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UkrainianGirl View Post
    Is she even human?
    Not everyone is gentle and sweet unfortunately. Not a great way to start a marriage!
    If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German. Instead, you'll be speaking Arabic.
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    Is this story real?!?

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    He should try his chance into the porn industry IMO
    At least he wouldn't be beaten up for wanting sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LieDetector View Post
    Fuck that, bitch married him for the shekels and tried to kill him.
    Something odd is certainly up: the marriage is 'on the rocks' right off the bat. Assault and battery on the honeymoon. Or maybe she's just freaked out over sex and it doesn't help his penis can tear her apart.

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