Most embarrassing place you farted in?

**Myanthropologies** · 10-15-2016, 05:14 AM

I farted during my line in a play in high school before, but I was a boss and made it seem like it easy supposed to be part of the play. Oddly enough, the most embarrassing things have happened to me on a stage.

**YashiroNanakase** · 10-15-2016, 05:25 PM

**Beit El** · 10-15-2016, 05:30 PM

Top quality thread.

**alnortedelsur** · 10-15-2016, 05:34 PM

In a post office

**Oneeye** · 10-15-2016, 05:43 PM

Beitel is Sicilian now?

**Beit El** · 10-15-2016, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Oneeye

Beitel is Sicilian now?

Straight from Palermo, don't fuck with me.

**Oneeye** · 10-15-2016, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Beitel

Straight from Palermo, don't fuck with me.

**Dick** · 10-15-2016, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Oneeye

Beitel is Sicilian now?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOOK AT WAY TOO MANY NITE CLUB THREADS

**RN97** · 10-15-2016, 06:03 PM

In a pashtun tribe village. No one noticed since it already smelled like shit.

**Myanthropologies** · 10-16-2016, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by RN97

In a pashtun tribe village. No one noticed since it already smelled like shit.

Probably because of your presence there.

Actually, if you farted in a pashtun village, they would humiliate you for the rest of your life , so you really should be embarrassed. One thing about afghans is that they find farting in public very disrespectful. My uncle actually told me an old funny made up anecdote about how one time a man farted in Afghanistan in front of everyone, and that he felt so ashamed that he left town for 10 years. When he returned 10 years later, thinking they'd forget, he saw his sons fighting. A man camenupntonhis sons and said "you boys have the nerve to fight with each other after your poor father left town because he was ashamed for farting?" And so the man left and never returned again.

Anyways your signature is hilarious. You really needed a certificate for proving you're white? Is it caused you're afraid that people might think you're half a gypsy when you tell them you are half ROMAanian?