Would you date a pretty woman that suffers from uncontrollable public farting episodes?

[Zhǎng gōngshǒu]

I have a very attractive friend that has issues dating because when she gets nervous in public she has bouts of uncontrollable farting.
Would any guys one here date a girl with this affliction?

[Oneeye]

Don't lie, it's you.

[Zhǎng gōngshǒu]

I never get public gas.
I have been trying to hook my friend up with dates for the last 5 months and all have ended in disasters.

[Oneeye]

Is she into anal?

[Zhǎng gōngshǒu]

Is she into anal?

After a few drinks and some coke,probably.

[Albobalboa]

LMAO a "friend" huh

Ok here's what you should do. Tell your friend to book a doctor's appointment to check if there's any illness or physical deformity that causes that.

If those are ruled out then make your friend to kegel exercises to increase muscle definition in that area, take your friend to the gym as well for squats and what not which will also improve general muscle definition all over.

Lastly, since your friend has issues with her nervousness taking over. You can either get some medicine for your friends gas which there's probably tons of, and if that's not enough then there's plenty of anti-depressants that will ensure that her nerves are calmed down.

Hope I've been of help to your "friend".

Also tell your friend to stop shoving things up her ass.

[Poise n Pen]

Sure. She will be in the basement most of the time anyway.

[Oneeye]

After a few drinks and some coke,probably.

The coke is probably what is causing the flatulence.

[Hadouken]

Is she into anal?

laughing my fucking gas off

[Marzipan]

I have a very attractive friend that has issues dating because when she gets nervous in public she has bouts of uncontrollable farting.
Would any guys one here date a girl with this affliction?

Are you serious? Do you mean actual farting or noise coming from within the belly?