Dark humor thread

[Dandelion]

I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.

[Wadaad]

I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.

i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"

[Dandelion]

i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"

I also think it's funny. It's exactly that kind of mercy. Not like a Catholic clergyman in the Middle Ages telling a convict getting burned alive how his repentance is a act of mercy as he dies a gruesome death, because he gets granted access to Paradise.

[Jehan]

Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?

Spoiler!

I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.

[MissMischief]

Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair:



These ones are pretty disgusting:

- What's the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.

- What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till 14 to come on your face.

[Antimage]

eh,should i feel bad for posting this?

[Dandelion]

[щрбл]

eh,should i feel bad for posting this?

Came accross a good one on reddit:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You cant fuck a rock.

[Wadaad]

Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?

Spoiler!

I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.

[Jehan]

Lol,
That's darker than your skin.