Weird Stuff I Think About...

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

@5:10

Sasha Volz is cute.

I wondered first if this guy banged his co-host but he seems kinda fruity. He comes across as one of these guys that are gay but also super religious and so they struggle hard against their natural inclinations.

Then I thought I'd totally bang this chick but it does seem like a lot of work would be involved. She's on that fundamentalist Christian trip. How does one get past that? It's like playing against a team with two goaltenders. I'm certain if you're a passionate, charismatic preacher she's good to go and she'll accept any nonsense you tell her afterwards when she feels guilty ("We were moved by the Holy Ghost.") If she gets crazy about it you can just tell the congregation she's a lying Jezebel in liege with Satan to undermine your Christian mission. At worst you can pay a drug addicted habitual criminal to murder her in a mugging but, of course, kill the drug addict as soon as possible cuz they'll do or say anything for money and so you have to deal with that loose end real quick before he realizes he can blackmail you. Also, cops aren't too concerned about a dead drug addict with a long police record. They won't put much effort in an investigation.

Wow, this all started with me simply thinking the chick was cute.

[Linebacker]

You have been bit by the Spanish fly maybe?

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

You have been bit by the Spanish fly maybe?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_fly