Have you ever thought of joining good things of both Republican and Democratic parties? This slate would have votes of both left-wingers who have supported Obama and both right-wingers who have supported Trump in previous elections. There would be no way of losing this election if they competed against another slates.
Also, think with me: Obama will fight against hungry and unemployment while Trump will kill terrorists/muslims and deport illegal immigrants. This slate will have been the best ever of USA's history.