Brexit topic in a Austrian Docu

[Mortimer]

Yesterday on ORF 2 "Orientierungen" around 12.00 o clock midday.

#The most important question which was raised was what will happen with the diaspora austrians in britain. The austrian ambassador to the UK talked on TV. He said most likely there will be not much change, because they will make a treaty with Austria.

#Then followed a reportage about Scotland, a new referendum if they will stay in UK, a short background of the church of scotland, and that most scots were against Brexit.

http://religion.orf.at/tv/stories/2834215/

[BeerBaron]

UK probably won't be the last to leave.

Nothing will happen to the Austrians in the UK, they will probably be given residency permits and fill out a form and that won't be for years anyways.

Scotland is confusing because they supposedly want to be able to do what they want.....so they are gonna get out of a union to go into another union, makes no sense. However, the Scotland issue is probably just being used to try and stop Brexit.

I read about Brexit everyday because I supported it, the EU is starting to go bonkers.

[Dr. Tunde]

UK probably won't be the last to leave.

Nothing will happen to the Austrians in the UK, they will probably be given residency permits and fill out a form and that won't be for years anyways.

Scotland is confusing because they supposedly want to be able to do what they want.....so they are gonna get out of a union to go into another union, makes no sense. However, the Scotland issue is probably just being used to try and stop Brexit.

I read about Brexit everyday because I supported it, the EU is starting to go bonkers.

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