Posters from the 1931 French colonial exhibition

[Melki]

It was when France was proud of its colonial Empire, when France still ruled over 5 continents and 7 seas.
No need to tell that seeing this kind of posters in the streets would be inimaginable nowadays, but they were a common sight for my grandparents when they were young.

[Dr. Tunde]

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Yours Truly,
Dr. Bakare Tunde

[Melki]

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Yours Truly,
Dr. Bakare Tunde

Hi Baron Samedi,

I have currently a bad mojo, how much for your grigri lucky charms?

[Dr. Tunde]

Hi Baron Samedi,

I have currently a bad mojo, how much for your grigri lucky charms?

I make special deals 4 U. But we must keep it strictly confidential. You send me rep with your bank account info and I tell more!

t.

[Melki]

I make special deals 4 U. But we must keep it strictly confidential. You send me rep with your bank account info and I tell more!

t.

May I pay with Zimbabwean Dollars? 14 zeros. Only one banknote, and you'll be a rich man!

[RN97]

AND THEY DID THIS!

NOW KILL URSELF FOR THE CRIMES OF THE RULERS OF YOUR ANCESTORS SHITLIB COMMIE

[Dr. Tunde]

May I pay with Zimbabwean Dollars? 14 zeros. Only one banknote, and you'll be a rich man!

You should know better than to try con on such esteemed figure as myself! I am insulted. In Nigeria, we would flog you for this behavior.

[Melki]

You should know better than to try con on such esteemed figure as myself! I am insulted. In Nigeria, we would flog you for this behavior.

No more monkey business, then?

OK, now let's go back to our topic.

[Melki]

AND THEY DID THIS!

NOW KILL URSELF FOR THE CRIMES OF THE RULERS OF YOUR ANCESTORS SHITLIB COMMIE

You forgot to mention the violent repression of the Malagasy insurgency by the French army in 1947. The French Army has as much blood on its hands as the soldiers fighting for ISIS or Boko Haram.
But sorry to disappoint you, I won't kill myself for that. I will just try to educate the younger generations to ensure this will never happen again.

[Melki]

The last Human zoo in France: Melanesian Kanaks from New Caledonia, presented as fierce cannibals, half-naked in the middle of winter, forced to scream and howl like uncivilized savages, were parked behind fences, just next to the crododile pool, just like Human beasts.
Some people, now aged, but who were kids in 1931 during the Colonial exhibition, still remember. They were excited to see "redskins" and "niggers", as if they were giraffes or buffalos...



No English subtitles available, sadly.