How not to be an asshole?

[War Chef]

Coming from an Eastern Europe background, I find it hard not to bea asshole to everyone.
My personality sucks & I will most likely poop on your face.

Can anyone help me?

I can't survive in the libtard working world with this personality.

[Tamerlane]

Being like Genghis Khan and me

[Oneeye]

Fuck it. Just bring a box of donuts to work every once in a while and people will forgive your asshole tendencies.

[UkrainianGirl]

Then only EEW can straighten you out

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

I never remember people's birthdays other than that of my parents. I refuse to apologize for being me.

[Autrigón]

Do the Chinese have curly pubic hair?

[Oneeye]

Do the Chinese have curly pubic hair?

This is why you don't have any friends.

[MissMischief]

1 - Get over yourself, you aren't that special.

2 - Don't make "edgy" remarks towards people.

3 - Respect people and their opinions, even if they seem stupid to you.

4 - Learn to walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

[TenaciousTopologist]

You better stop soon or youll risk me penetrating you in the near future.

[Tamerlane]

You better stop soon or youll risk me penetrating you in the near future.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?